"You look like Eric Morecambe!"

Me........auditioning for the Dr Chris look-a-like competition
I have been breaking in my new glasses today..and asked Helen up at the feed shop how I looked!!! After a moment she laughed and said with a smile "You are a ringer for Eric Morecambe!" Hey ho
The snow has  gone and finally I can now take stock of the damage and chaos caused by the freezing weather. We have had three casualties, so far this winter. The Ghost hen with cardiac failure, the errant cockerel who didn't come home and after a full "counting of heads", I am now short a feathered footed Cochin......with the dark nights and blizzards we have experienced, I have no idea when and how she disappeared....suffice to say that there has been plenty of badger prints in the icy snow over the last few weeks but strangely not one fox print....
This morning I joyfully filled the water butts with neighbour Mandy's now defrosted outdoor water tap, and have started to clear mounds of starling shit from around the feeders.....with the thaw arriving the starlings have strangely all but disappeared from the field borders, which is a wonderful piece of news.

I ate my weight watchers breakfast in front of the newly decorated mantle piece and felt rather smug and festive until Constance thoughtfully opened her bowels on the hearth rug!
I had just administered her eye drops ( she has an infected right eye) and the "accident" I am sure was a sort of sulky retribution for the much hated procedure.

Remember little "Red" The miracle quail

So this morning, I could spend some quality time on the field. I cleaned out the quail and moved them all to fresh ground. Little Red is now a cracking little fella, as are all of the other five birds. I have had no experience of quail, so if anyone can give me some pointers of how to sex them I would be grateful for the help!
After sorting the quail, I took the opportunity to check out the deformed hybrid "Bunny" who I set up in her own private run in the autumn. Bunny had been over "covered" by the cockerels and literally had been stripped totally bald. Her  dog-damaged hip ( for long term readers you may well remember her being one of the few chick survivors from the Alsatian attack of a few years
prevented this sweet natured hen from escaping any passing amorous attention, so I have had to separate her for her own good.
Today , after I had given her a brief dusting for lice, I took the opportunity to check her out and she looked brilliant...another little victory for farmer John!
Bunny Now back to full feathered health
Right I had better get going again! I need to go to the feed shop, walk the dogs on the beach and deliver some eggs. I am working all day tomorrow and all day Sunday on ITU (covering the Christmas night out weekend requests) so there is plenty to do before hand

Winnie and Jo ( and the ever present Harry Secombe) challenge the Postman

37 comments:

  1. Hi John
    When we hear people say,'I keep chickens it sounds so wonderful, but reading your blog, it sounds like a lot of hard work. Dusting for mites is one thing that would never come to mind. I would say that you must love them all to keep at it like you do. More power to you.
    As for the dog poo when having breakfast, Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
    Never go a day without reading your antics....

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  2. Nice Georgian caddy on your mantle piece, John. Can't help you with sexing the quail, unfortunately. I have a hard enough job sexing humans these days. (sounds like Colonel Blimp: "Is a boy or a girl???")

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  3. I think Bunny looks wonderful. You really do a great job with all your animals. A little dog poo every now and then is no big deal, right.

    Who knew reading a blog written by a guy who raises chickens could be so much fun. Have a wonderful weekend.

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  4. Sounds like every thing is going great(except for the rug).

    A farmer with a heart is a wonderful person to be.

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  5. Red looks good!

    Walk on the beach! Hang on five minutes let me grab my running shoes I will go too!

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  6. Love your mantle, plenty of festal ambiance there. You definitely have a flair!

    I will say, Winnie and Jo look more like guards than ever! They are so pretty though.

    Think the weather will stay calm for a bit, or expecting the cold plunge again soon? We had a bit of a warm, but they are saying back into the freezer again this weekend. The air is so dry, I have been shocking everyone. But I can actually breathe better - maybe next year I will be writing from New Mexico or some such!

    Have a good rest of the day!

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  7. Our news this morning is buzzing with the protests in London--I guess Constance is kind of having one of her own in Wales!

    Red & Bunny look amazing!

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  8. Hello John!
    You certainly have your hands full with all your 'critters'. Too bad about the Cochin hen disappearing and Constance getting even. Your little Bunny is looking wonderful! Wish I could help you with the quail but I'm afraid I know nothing about them. Enjoy your weekend as best you can with having to work and stay warm!
    Maura :)

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  9. I dont think I could keep hens - it sounds so harrowing! I'll stick to the kids - but you do sometimes have to dust them with lice powder too! xxx

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  10. CRAFTY!
    I make it sound harder than it is!
    TOM
    Thank you fine sir! a nice compliment from Nigel Havers there!
    BEV
    Thank you!
    GAIL
    Reading your blog....you have a bigger farm and a bigger heart!!!
    TEX
    Anytimex
    SHARON
    Hope you like chillies
    KIM
    I am tired of the lunatic fringe! shame on them
    MAURA
    Enjoy your weekendx
    DIANE
    A hen with lice is more upsetting than having a kid with nits

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  11. I have a pair of spectacles that look exactly like that.....

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  12. Lovely Christmas-y mantel!

    I apparently have a moron hen. I let the chickens out to have an hour's run around the barn yesterday afternoon, before sunset (they didn't want to go out in the snow.) Went down to round them up at sunset and all were in the coop except tiny Buttercup. Looked high and lo, then thought, is she outside?! I found her on a low branch in a tree next to the barn, shivering in the -14C temperature, all settled down for the night, not 20 feet from her coop! Clearly not the brightest light on the Christmas tree.

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  13. Can you see a lot better now, John? They actually look comfortable. I suppose it will take some getting used to - on my part - seeing you in those specs! They are becoming though! I can hardly wait for my eyes to settle down and I can get a real pair!

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  14. knat!
    show does a wierd thing to some hens
    many of my new hens literally REFUSE to walk on snow and ice! and were ALWAYS late for roosting

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  15. You look younger close up! xxx

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  16. tracey
    I have lovely skin....( and you cant see my chins!)

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  17. Ok John....I had to go look up this Eric Morecambe fellow to see for myself if you look like him. To be honest I think you're better looking and Mr Morecambe looks a little like the late Phil Silvers (USA). Hey ho to you too :)

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  18. Eric Morecambe? No way - more like a cross between Rolf Harris and an eco warrior! You should have gone to Specsavers!...or perhaps you did!

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  19. pud......oh specksavers it WAS!!!!!

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  20. Your mantle is lovely!

    Your such a good critter keeper. Red is getting big. Sorry, can't help you sexing (the quail).

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  21. Why do you look like a girl with a tashe in that photo ? weird ?

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  22. You`re wearing a pink hat !

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  23. I always liked Eric Morecombe :)
    Not a good thing to have to clean up after an English Bulldog, you need a shovel.
    You've got lovely skin, I 'spect all the fresh air helps, and being English of course :)
    You make me smile with all of your antics down on the farm.

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  24. Okay ... I am never going to complain about the snow again ... No damage here ... Your photos are so beautiful! Love the geese and runners ... course I am a bit partial. I lost one of mine this week ... the dog chased after him and he took flight ... and flew right off the ridge! Don't know where he landed.
    BTW, you look great in your glasses!
    Teri♥♥♥

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  25. Red looks wonderful! I am duly impressed at how well he has progressed these past weeks.

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  26. I agree with Tracey and Sharon; you look younger than I thought you were, and Jo and Winnie look quite fierce. Love the mantle - festive and cozy.

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  27. I love your mantle!
    Red is looking good and so is Bunny! Great looking chicken. :)

    Oh my. Constance. Not much to add about that except I hope things are going well and the weekend treats you well.

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  28. Dear Farmer John, your critters are lucky to have you looking out for them. I am so glad I found your blog, you are a constant source of joy and amusement!

    PS: Tom's comment above made me LOL.

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  29. John Gray, I think you look better than Eric Morecambe!

    I'm sorry bout the 3 casualties this winter so far. I guess I've been lucky so far and haven't lost anyone, although I thought it was close w/ Raspberry there for a while.

    Bunny looks great - way to go!
    ~Lynn

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  30. 'No rest for the wicked!'
    Jim

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  31. Your life would make for a perfect movie! Not kidding.
    Oh, and the reason you haven't seen your fox, well, it's because it is here now! :)

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  32. Ask and yeah shall recieve:

    http://www.thatquailplace.com/quail/coturn1.htm

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  33. I envy your lack of snow. Also like the mantel decorations. You have many critters to take care of!

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  34. I agree with crafty cat corner, there is a lot more to keeping animals than just watering and feeding them.

    Can't believe all your snow has gone. We have a winter storm heading our way today.......AGAIN!!

    Gill in Canada

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  35. Anonymous4:00 am

    Well, both you and Red have something of a hawkish look about you in the photos. It must be the intensity. :-) It must be wonderful to be able to see again, no?

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  36. I need to go to your optician you appear to have lost the bags under your eyes and your lovely laughter lines.
    xx

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