Monday, Monday!!!!

Angostura, the last bird standing
The clouds of starlings are back and so, indeed am I!
It sounds strange but after a weekend of nursing within the insulated and aseptic bubble of Intensive care, it was lovely to be back out on the field this morning,
As usual I did my customary roll call, and was relieved to see that all the animals were present and correct. I did have a slight wobble as Angostura (the donated guinea hen) was not in her usual hen house at opening up time but I did find the bad tempered bird sat comfortably in one of the nesting boxes, sat in unseasonal stillness upon a single egg!
Fair dos to Chris, who has looked after everyone very well for the past 48 hours......it is not an easy job, slopping out the water feeders in freezing weather when your heart really isn't in it...especially when you are being stalked by a somewhat psychotic stag turkey.

The intense hatred Boris has for Chris is long standing and somewhat baffling! Every time Chris is around , Boris' black little eyes seem to darken just that little bit more and quietly and with purpose he will glide into a position where an ambush attack is possible like a galleon in full sail.
Usually Chris can now preempt these challenges with a bit of fancy footwork , but over three years this dislike of everyone that is NOT ME, has continued and flourished.
Islwyn (the guy that taught me to dry stone wall) is another local that Boris has a "thing" for, and even I get the occasional peck when the old turkey is an a particularly bad mood or indeed when he mistakes me for Chris.

This morning, despite the wet grass, I sat cross legged in the turkey enclosure and shared my bagel with him, as he stood rattling his feather to impress me......it was  something I have not done for an age......
In the "quietness" of the village field.....it was lovely to force the intensive care monitor alarms of the last two days,right out of my head.......

19 comments:

  1. Bagel? Every bugger else eats toast! xxx

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  2. happiness is . . . where you find it! peace

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  3. I think you need to remind Boris the turkey that it's Christmas soon and, as such, it would be in his best interests to behave very, very nicely.

    Nx

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  4. 'Psychotic stag turkey' - I think I like Boris.

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  5. I'm really glad that you got to share that time with Boris.

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  6. Maybe Boris would enjoy a biscotti with you.

    Nurses are very special people. Enjoy your time off.

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  7. DOes Boris see Chris as a rival for his affections? :)

    And I have to say, having spent rather too much time with my father-in-law in an ICU the other week, my hat is off to ICU nurses like you. Thanks for the good work you do! A few days after Dad passed, we took the nurses a big box of chocolates and a card, which wasn't much considering how kind they were and what good care they took of my FIL. In retrospect, I should have asked you what nurses like for gifts! :)

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  8. I think you should have a sign up saying !A Turkey is for Christmas - not for life"! I think your anti stress device sounds perfect.

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  9. "The intense hatred Boris has for Chris is long standing and somewhat baffling!" Why baffling? It's very obvious that Boris is simply jealous of Chris. Perhaps he wants to pluck you!

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  10. Have you discussed the alternatives with Boris, if he doesn't start behaving?

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  11. So glad you survived the weekend with your sanity intact. Your vocation has got to be the toughest!

    Think Boris is going to be jealous until the day he dies - one way or the other.

    :-)

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  12. Pity those fellow workers who do not have this reprieve!
    Boris is my kind of creature!
    Jim

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  13. Nice that you can find balance in your life John...even if it sounds a bit mad!

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  14. I can just see Boris showing off for another bite of the bagel! :O)

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  15. It's no wonder Boris favours you when you get down to his level and share you bagel with him. Not many people would sit down on the wet grass like you did!

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  16. Boris is one confident bird! We could send Sarah Palin over to teach him some manners!

    Just kidding.

    Happy Monday!! xo

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  17. Boris is jealous of Chris over your attentions!

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  18. I thought of you, when matt won!

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