Gladys is the quietest of my pigs, she is usually shy, and nervous of me, even though both pigs have been with us for just over a year now, and will just about allow me to touch her ear occasionally.
Today,she had the devil in her for some strange reason, and time after time, I caught her biting at the wire fencing of her enclosure, squealing and grunting at me as I cleared the remaining herb beds.
Finally I ambled down to the pig pen and sat down to see what was all the fuss about, and as if she had a personality transplant, she galloped over and started to rub herself on my knee in a fit of flirtatious sluttery!
I tickled her behind the ears and her seduction behaviour intensified as she concentrated upon my wellies, which she started to bite and suck on!
I had never seen Gladys like this before, so I had to put this uncharacteristic show of affection and playfulness down to a sudden rush of hormones.
I had to smile......to myself......
Chris and a pig called Gladys are the only two individuals that actually find me attractive!
Oh be still my beating heart!
Well now...you just might have a few goatie friends in the States that think you are "the bees knees"! hee hee
ReplyDeleteShe is in heat BIG BOY.
ReplyDeleteShe needs a mounting.
ROFLMFBOH
Did you know the sow's orgasm last 30 minutes. My question is; who the hell measured that????????
ReplyDeleteFine way to spend research dollars you know.....
She's pregnant.
ReplyDeleteNx
Is the feeling mutual? LOL One more follower, and I'll get a parcel off to yer. I won't be able to get it off till after next weekend (3/27) though. E-mail me your address if you want it!
ReplyDelete~Randy
LOL....chuckling....Oh....LOL....giggling
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness I do believe Gladys was looking for something a bit more than rubbing on your boots! :)
ReplyDeleteusually when she is in season she does the "stock still" behaviour rather than the flirty sex beast!....
ReplyDeletebeen looking an AI kits on the net! a few piglets should be fun!!!
Well then it looks as though Chris & Gladys have good taste!
ReplyDeleteI guess Gladys is just taking whatever she can get!! :-)))
ReplyDeletekim...that's a double OOOCH!
ReplyDeleteAI for potbellies...I guess the animal world was the first place that it was done. Come on John, you know you're a cutie! Both Chris and Gladys have good taste! (Oops...sorry Gladys,don't take that literally! Bwahahaha!!)
ReplyDeletehappiness is . . . peace
ReplyDeleteWhat a heart warming story. How sweet! Gladys does seem to be drawn to you... or... could it just be she has fallen in love with your wellies? LOL
ReplyDelete"been looking an AI kits on the net! a few piglets should be fun!!!"
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Chris is thrilled :-o
Nx
as always Nige
ReplyDeleteyou are the king of the understatement
Cute story. Contrary to popular belief, hormones are what make the world go 'round.
ReplyDeleteSo, did she still love you in the morning?
she left 20 quid on the bedside table!
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