I recieved this e mail from my friend Jonney H this morning......
I have no idea who Tracey is but can you please assure her that there’s at least one man in the world – or Sheffield to be specific – who bathes and shaves every day, changes his clothes on average twice a day and never eats a dinner that the cat walked over. Nor would I ever be seen in Sainsbury’s in my wellies – even in a snowstorm and that’s assuming, of course, that I have wellies, which I don’t.
Perhaps she’s American – or perhaps she just doesn’t know the right men. And I thought you homosexuals were all supposed to be preening Dorian Grays. Oscar would be turning in his grave!
PS: You know already how my sensitive nasal passages feel about doggy odour…
Reading it, I did realise I am long overdue for a Sheffield visit.....and it did make me smile! So in a sort of reply I must say that I have had a bath today AND changed my t shirt! and I have totally spring cleaned the living room, shampooed the sofas, carpets and cushions. I even dragged in an egg customer to "sniff" around to see if she could detect any wiff of doggy pong....I passed with flying colours.
I have no idea who Tracey is but can you please assure her that there’s at least one man in the world – or Sheffield to be specific – who bathes and shaves every day, changes his clothes on average twice a day and never eats a dinner that the cat walked over. Nor would I ever be seen in Sainsbury’s in my wellies – even in a snowstorm and that’s assuming, of course, that I have wellies, which I don’t.
Perhaps she’s American – or perhaps she just doesn’t know the right men. And I thought you homosexuals were all supposed to be preening Dorian Grays. Oscar would be turning in his grave!
PS: You know already how my sensitive nasal passages feel about doggy odour…
Reading it, I did realise I am long overdue for a Sheffield visit.....and it did make me smile! So in a sort of reply I must say that I have had a bath today AND changed my t shirt! and I have totally spring cleaned the living room, shampooed the sofas, carpets and cushions. I even dragged in an egg customer to "sniff" around to see if she could detect any wiff of doggy pong....I passed with flying colours.
Sounds like Julian Clary! LOL XXX
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