The lady with the staring eyes!!!!

This blog entry is typical of life in a little village. A while ago I was walking the dogs on a grassed area in front of a set of bungalows. I was actually trying to get Meg house trained, so the toileting was four hourly!. A woman drives past in a red micra. Middle- aged and ordinary she gave me and the dogs such an evil stare, it was quite disconcerting.

I knew what she was thinking "Look at that guy letting his dogs foul on the land in front of our houses". I thought it was a little unfair as I am fastidious at picking up after them, but thats the one sidedness of folk. Anyhow one evening around ten I was on the verge again, as Miss Stary eyes drove past. This time the stare lasted from the T junction all the way to her house a hundred yards away!! It was the olympic games of stares!!
I wasn't having it, dragging the dogs behind me like three embarrassed toddlers, I marched towards her yelling "Whats your problem!!!!?"....I must admit it was all a bit common.
Stary eyes made a bolt for her door then reappeared pushing her husband before her somewhat reluctantly. I yelled again "whats your problem?" and bless him, he turned and tottered back into the bungalow!. She stood her ground and rather more quietly called out "There's alot of dog mess on that land!"

I turned into something off Jeremy Kyle, triumphantly waving a plastic bag full of dog poo I yelled "well get your facts right before you abuse someone by staring at them like a mad woman...I pick up after my pets!". The dogs looked at me with a mixture of shock and shame I was sure, but I was angry.....and suitably chastised, the woman and her staring eyes stormed off.