Saturday, 1 April 2017

3-0



I played the Professor at badminton yesterday
He was so competitive
I fucking won 3-0 
Not bad for a fat man

47 comments:

  1. Any activity with a birdie involved and I'm happy.

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  2. April 1st so I guess he beat you 30 to 0.

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  3. Way to go John! I hope you both had fun. That shirt is perfect, btw.

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  4. How can he begin to recover, believe he still has a place in the world?? He knows his peers will now look at him with doubt, does he deserve his place in academia....my god, John, what have you done???

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  5. Wish you were here! I've just had a hip replacement.

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  6. It is good to win..oh yes!

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  7. mistress maddie would LOVE a shirt like that! and so would many of my boyfriends!

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  8. Sounds more like he lost 0-3.

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  9. YES!! Well done!! You ROCK!

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  10. Haha. What's the date, folks?

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  11. I hope he was a good loser and didn't sulk.

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  12. Shouldn't you be throwing him a little slack? You know, ego and all that.

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    1. Your triumphalism is unbecoming, J.G. I hope one of your 'family' gives you a nip on somewhere sensitive.

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  13. The only reason the Prof lost, I'm sure, was because he was so distracted by your... well...

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  14. I would imagine he was calm and placid at this result...NOT. Hell hath no fury like a chap beaten at badminton!
    Arilx

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    1. He only went tight lipped after i did a lap of honour

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  15. He made up for it later

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  16. I hope a good time was had by all.

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  17. I just hope you made him feel better -- after...

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  18. By rights I should report you (and me) to the RSPCA. That top clip is too funny and stupid for words. Why am I laughing at a bird getting stuck in a cat's mesh? Mitigating circumstances: It's a cartoon.

    Anyway, well done, John. Was it beginner's luck? Have you played the Prof before? If you haven't (take it from me - reference chess) count your blessings and never ever do it again.

    U

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    1. I have played the game for years before the prof showed up

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  19. Are you the Gray cat?

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  20. And you weren't competitive I suppose??

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  21. Did you have a Scotch egg to celebrate !

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    1. No way! Fat club weigh in on monday morning x

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  22. Well, as I try to catch up on my favorite bloggers, this post was one to make me smile. All right, I actually giggled. xo

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  23. You can be fat and an athlete. I am fat and a volunteer firefighter and have a second dan black belt in TKD. It's kind of sad that we shame fat people so much when they get out to exercise that they often end up giving up. Not this guy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfI4cEfg-bY

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  24. The victory dance is so daunting! 🏸😊

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  25. Oh dear, I guess this is why you won so...

    https://twitter.com/ILoveBangorAye/status/848051516091092992

    Happy Fools Day! here we have a so called president that acts and sounds as if every day is Fools Day...sigh

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  26. Er, your 'main pic' is of hens - and no, please do not publish a pic of your cock ... heh.

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  27. Unless, of course - it has full flushed wattles and multicoloured feathers ...meh.

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  28. ... not to mention, spurs.

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  29. ...And the crowd were chanting "Three nil, three nil, three nil!" and "One Johnny Gray, there's only one Johnny Gray!" as the vanquished professor held his egghead in his hands and wept. It's not the taking part that's important, it's the winning!

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  30. (and the 'prof' accepts all this? Where can i find a relationship like this???)

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  31. BHAM!!!! You still got it!

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