Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Best Comment Of The Day!

I was standing on the village green in front of the Memorial Hall
when a car pulled up to the give way lines on Chapel Street.
The window opened and someone I shall refer to as Ms X waved in a friendly manner
a cheerful voice rang out, 
With the words
" My Anal abscess is back!"

You couldn't make it up!

35 comments:

  1. Oh, the joys of the job! :)

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  2. Her own or her pets?

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  3. Thank Goodness I swallowed my coffee before reading this.
    I have learned the hard way.

    cheers, parsnip

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  4. Bet you feel better for knowing that, John !

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  5. A little too much sharing going on there.

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  6. And now you feel the need to top that one with a goodie of your own ?
    Shall we help you ?

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  7. That is definitely TOO much information!

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  8. I think you must have made it up. Mrs X would make a great ambassador for your village if not.

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  9. I'm surprised she hasn't posted a photo on Facebook. Or perhaps she has....

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  10. And what is deemed an appropriate response in such circumstances one wonders....I am now very curious!
    Arilx

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  11. Your response? My response would be speechless! Unless I could manage a feeble "be well soon."

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    1. Well, we had discussed it before,so i reiterated my advice of a hot salted bath

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  12. Maybe she was referring to her husband.

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  13. at least she didn't ask you to look at it!

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  14. Not for those of a delicate disposition.....

    A man went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
    what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
    HONDA"

    "Don't worry" says the doctor, "you just have an anal abscess".

    "How did you diagnose my problem without even examining me"? says the man.

    The Doctor replied "It's very well known that 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda'"

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    1. Boom boom !!!!!!

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    2. Best chuckle I have had in a while

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  15. People will say anything today...hopefully, she wasn't referring to a person...

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  16. That's the second butt abcess I've read about on a blog today. What were the chances of that?!

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  17. Did she not even say "hello" first?!

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  18. I have never had that happen.

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  19. Anal Abscess? Is that a pet name for her husband?

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  20. Oh good lord, is nothing sacred anymore? -Jenn

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  21. Doesn't pay to have a vivid imagination!

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  22. That.Is.Beautiful.

    MissFifi

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  23. Before I read your post, I did not believe that some things can't be made up.

    Now I believe

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  24. Just don't ask her to sit down on your best sofa.

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  25. Been there got hat and DVD - I remember a lovely old lady in Tescos told me her leg ulcer had come back. I was thinking who are you? Never been any good with names. Its a nurses life my dear.

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  26. We get a lot of those abscesses in for dressing. They heal quite quickly in most cases. They are literally a pain (in the arse) Joys of nursing.

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  27. I'd like to think that's a nickname (perfect for that temp employee in the US White House). But I guess she was being more literal. Remind to not invite her for tea... or a soak in the hot tub.

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  28. Bless you John, you made me laugh out loud on a day when I was miserable. thanks.

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  29. BEST....BLOG....POST....EVER!!!!

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