Saturday, 22 October 2016

Wedgie


The Prof was in a strangely uncharacteristic playful mood today
When I bent down in the bread aisle of Waitrose
He grabbed the band of my underpants
And in front of a dozen astonished shoppers
Gave me a huge and exceedingly painful wedgie ! 

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  1. Followed by a kiss to make it better........

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  2. What is a wedgie? Just googled it.. Hope they were clean.

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  3. Should have hit him with your French stick!

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  4. Is this what passes for foreplay now in Wales?

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  5. PAY BACK time!!

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  6. The CCTV watchers must have laughed their faces off!

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  7. let albert fart on his 'breakfast in bed' before you take it up

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    1. I'm rubbing his arse all over it!

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  8. Thanks for the laugh while I got a mental picture! My sister and I used to wedgie each other all the time. Good times!! The Prof seems so...reserved...I bet you were surprised!

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    1. He's never done it before either...ever

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    2. Must be true love! Such a romantic, playful jester!

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  9. I am shocked. SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!

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    1. What do you think I was?

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  10. What had you done to deserve that?

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  11. Wedgies are illegal in Waitrose. Fine and dandy in Aldi and Lidl, even in Tesco but in Waitrose only snobbish humphs and snooty sneers are allowed. When I was at university, professors did not conduct themselves in such a disgraceful manner. Was he drunk?

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    1. No, just strangely giddy

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  12. Can see it in my minds eye....any other shoppers close by?

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    1. Too many to hear my screams

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  13. A little distressing sometimes when our significant other after 20 some odd years can still surprise us... and not in a good way huh?! Although i don't think hubby has ever embarrassed me in public that way nor have his surprises been painful.... Its more like, him being very conservative and suddenly his new favorite shirt is black with flames all along the bottom...huh?? lol This may be the beginning of a new era in your relationship.. Hugs! deb

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    1. I embarrassed him back by shouting
      " STOP PULLING MY UNDERPANTS !" at the top of my voice

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  14. Prof is picking up bad habits in his travels!

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    1. Breaking bad. Breaking wind.

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    2. Breaking underpants elastic !

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    3. Your Burlesque stage name: Lucy Lastic.

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    4. The Fantastic Lucy Lastic?

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  17. I he has been tempted to do that since some 13 year old did it to him, when he was 13, and he finally just went with the feeling. I bet you are cute when you bend down like that.

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  18. It's good to bring our inner children out to play now and then. But couldn't he have done something else, like maybe put stuff in the cart when you weren't looking?! hee hee

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  19. HAHAHA! Wedgies never get old :)

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  20. Sorry it was painful, BUT, also, happy that the ole Prof has a bit of spark! It's still fun to GIVE Wedgies !!

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  21. I also didn't know this term until I googled it - BUT I had been aware that McCain's do Potato Wedgies, and very toothsome they are too.

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  22. Well if you will wear sagging pants what do you expect?

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  23. Well if you will wear sagging pants what do you expect?

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  24. I was in Waitrose yesterday morning, but my shopping was done, free latte had been downed and I was on the way home again by 10-30.
    If I'd known you were going to be 'wedgied' I'd have waited around to see that!

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  25. He's full of surprises. I loved reading this ... until I read the exchange between you and justjill!!!

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  26. I know exactly why he did it. You were showing the band of your underpants as you bent down... in Waitrose! You will not do that again. I bet his 'Roger Moore' eyebrow was raised, as mine is as I'm typing this.

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  28. My ex snapped my bra strap in the supermarket one day and he was lucky we were no where near the knife section and yes, the 'f' word was rather loud.

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