Saturday, 27 August 2016

Sod's law

I wasn't going to blog today, not enough time.
Working the next two night shifts, finished some gardening today and by the shopping was done and the animals fed and my arse lathered in aloe vera........ I was just having a sneaky five minutes sitting on the toilet with my ipad before going to bed when there was an almighty crash from the kitchen.
" The fridge door has just fallen off!" The Prof bellowed
And by the time I got downstairs he was manfully trying to keep the dogs away from a mound of broken bottles, spilt jams and preserves, milk and what looked suspiciously like splattered mustard after the top part of the fridge freezer had collapsed into the centre of the kitchen floor
" My life is shit!" Moaned the Prof
Bless him

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  1. Oh, you two poor things! It's always something, isn't it? Haha!

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  2. I have had days where the fridge door falling off would have sent me off in search of straight liquor.

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  3. 11:30 PM Saturday in OZ . To quote Victor Meldrew... I don't believe it!

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  4. Feeling a little as Jennifer in Oz is. Well may The Prof moan, but who is going to sort it out?

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  5. Feeling a little as Jennifer in Oz is. Well may The Prof moan, but who is going to sort it out?

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  6. Man ! Your life is much more adventurous than mine.
    How the hell does a fridge door manage to fall off the fridge ??

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  7. is it the road to Narnia

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  8. Now that is a bad day. Sorry.

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  9. How the heck does something like that happen?

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  10. The Prof had a little taste of your everyday life!!!

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  11. Sorry John but that made me laugh out loud, it could only happen in your world!!!!

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  12. Hope none of the puppy's feet got cut! How did he manage to break a fridge door?

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  13. Makes my wine glass that fell out of the cupboard and broke look a bit pathetic !

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  14. fucking hell! :(

    time to buy a new fridge!

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  15. " The fridge door has just fallen off!" The Prof bellowed
    " My life is shit!" Moaned the Prof

    Incredibly funny to read and I roared. You surely can not make this stuff up.

    Hope the animals are o.k. and I suspect we know who sorted this mess out or not!

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  16. This is the kind of emergency that calls for duct tape.

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  17. You two complement one another perfectly - don't know what either of you would do alone.

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  18. I would call that "Tom's law", after my brother in law. The man has every condiment known to the world, stored in the door of the refrigerator. The weight actually tore off the door.

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  19. Now that is a new disaster. I did laugh, forgive me, but a refrigerator door falling off!

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  20. Wow! I've heard of a lot of household disasters, but that's a new one on me!

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  21. Your life is becoming a Whitehall farce

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  22. Your life just blows hot and cold with chaos doesn't it?

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  23. Bless him and you! LOL! You just can't make this sh*t up! Only in real life could it happen in the little village of Trelawnyd! :)

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  24. we have always lived on a shoestring and when the top hinge on our old refrigerator broke, even that wasn't enough to get a new one. we could still get the door to close. but when the second hinge broke we had to finally break down and buy a new refrigerator.

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    1. nothing fell out though. did that old thing even have door racks, I wonder now.

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  25. The Prof is really strong then?

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  26. "what looked suspiciously like spattered mustard"

    so, what was it really?

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  27. Oh my . . . visualizing MESS!
    How can a refrigerator door just decide all of a sudden to "fall off!"

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  28. I'm moving all the wine bottles out of mine immediately .... just in case 😉

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  29. I wish mine would. We need a new fridge desperately but husband doesn't think it's a problem when fridge is rusting from inside out. Please door please.......

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  30. You obviously are the strong one, John, when it comes to domestic disasters!

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  31. I'm sorry John but this cracked me up. I can just hear the Prof moaning in despiration. You couldn't make this up. I'm sitting here wondering how ones refrigerator door falls off? Giggles...

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  32. I shouldn't laugh..... but I did, poor Prof x

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  33. What a disaster. You are so funny though, this was great to read. I'm sorry for how awful that is though.

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  34. Your man sounds just like mine! He also complains or curses if there's a catastrophe but he leaves me to sort it all out. Sorry this happened, John.

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