Sunday, 28 August 2016

Busty Worries

Cheap movie thriller circa 1950
Busty blonde with pointed tits turns to rugged and probably gay leading man
" It's awfully quiet out there" she purrs
He frowns, showing  his beautifully square jaw to the camera
" yeah.........too quiet"

Indian arrow slams into tree next to them
Busty lass screams!

I'm in bed and have been for six , blissfully silent hours.
There has been no noise from downstairs all day!

I'm worried! 

27 comments:

  1. when does the new fridge get delivered?

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  2. There's a note for you on the mantle piece

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    1. Oh yes - he was only just saying how shit his life was...

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    2. the fridge was the final straw

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    3. All that effort into turning it into a Punch and Judy booth counted for nought. Shame.

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    4. Broadstairs came flooding back to him ..

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  3. I'd be worried too. There''s only a curtain between dogs and cat and the contents of the fridge.

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  4. Too quiet, oh, oh. Not good!

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  5. As you should be!

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  6. There are almost certainly all lying on the living room floor having finished off the contents of the fridge between them ... and yes I mean the Prof as well ;-)

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  7. Lovely post full of image.
    May all be well, no arrows in doorways, no food on floor.

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  8. When it is too quiet, with cats as it is with children and puppies, it is not a good sign.
    In my case, it is generally a lot of shredded paper or litter thrown around with gay abandon..
    in the days of my Pup and his silliness, it would be a single glove with no fingers left on it ..

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  9. They are all IN the fridge...

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  10. You'll be okay if there's no busty lady with you! x

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  11. 'I predict a riot'....

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  12. No news is surely good news.

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  13. Look out for the arrow.

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  14. No noise at all? I'd be VERY worried....

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  15. Best not to check on the downstairs situation quite yet. If you have any food, just stay in bed until it runs out. :)

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  16. Oh Christ! Chris has finally flipped and suffocated the lot of them... apart from his baby - Albert.

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  17. Be scared ... be very scared.

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  18. Don't pull the fridge curtain back............!!!

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  19. Quiet is dangerous. And sometimes ignorance is bliss. Enjoy your quiet time.

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  20. I can imagine all the furr babies in different capacities of proof in the kitchen with remnants of food around their mouths as you walk in... Write a bestseller.. We will all by a copy or two.

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  21. It's only a short time since you farmed them out for your holiday, I'd look for them there, they have better fridges.

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  22. When kids are quiet there is definitely mischief afoot. I would stay in bed and enjoy the quiet for a bit longer. Then go and tackle whatever chaos those fur babies have created

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  23. Rest well, it will all be fine

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