Friday, 26 August 2016

As A Crisp!

This afternoon.....I fell asleep with my head inside our beach tent
.....but with my " builder's crack " in full sun
This evening The Prof has been applying aloe vera liberally to the affected parts
It's very painful

51 comments:

  1. One is always proud of one's tan, but this one is a little bit difficult to show off.

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  2. NICE ARSE! WOO HOO! (whistles)

    sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly, john. the prof will take good care of you.

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    1. Not poorly just RAW!

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    2. raw meat. (pats your shoulder gently)

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    3. The Prof didnt pat my arse that nicely!

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    4. well, he's seen it how many times now...or does he like to spank you?

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  3. You are one INTREPID blogger, I'll give you that.

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  4. OMG... I'm not easily shocked. I'm not shocked now. Just very DISAPPOINTED in you, Jonathan.

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    1. Crack. That's all I am prepared to say.

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    2. You dirty heterosexual x

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    3. For anyone else who is interested, there is a similar picture of John on Google Earth, mercifully taken from outer space.

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    4. I told you i am an internet sensation !

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    5. it no doubt eased the testosterone levels

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  5. I'm not one to laugh at another's misfortune, but you you assed for it......

    Feel better soon :(

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  6. Oh John, that's not what they mean by 'Ready, steady, bake'.

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  7. Last week was the lovely full moon above the earth. This week...a waning fuzzy moon.

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    1. With curves to die for

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    2. Black holes and craters...

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    3. Hopefully no alien life.

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  8. And this, this is why we have significant others in our .. lives!

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  9. So you were going commando? And commando shorts? Really John? :-)

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  10. That's all I need to see (NOT!) as I insert my breakfast M & S wholemeal finger roll into my mouth sideways!

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  11. Full moon tonight. Total eclipse of the heart to quote Bonnie Tyler

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  12. Full moon tonight. Total eclipse of the heart to quote Bonnie Tyler

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  13. Only standing up housework for the next couple of days then ... and lots of little mincing doggy walks ... and I hope the neighbours don't ask to see your suntan 😉

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  14. On one of the rare times I ever lay out in the sun (I just can't stand it) I had lain my hand across my chest and fell asleep. I woke up red as a lobster but with a perfect white handprint across my boobs. Never again. Anna

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  15. Pleased that I had finished my toast before I got to that photo ! It doesn't actually look very red, but I will take your word for it.

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  16. Your poor old crack! If you're not burning it on an over bleached toilet you're mooning to the sun!!!

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  17. Aloe vera will make a pleasant change from the usual sunflower oil.

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  18. Would it have been possible to stamp censored over this photo before publishing?

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    1. Perhaps he should have that word tattooed on one of the cheeks.

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    2. Then he'd only show the other one!

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  19. Charming! And we haven't even been introduced.

    Jean

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  20. That has to be true love, to cream your crack for you.

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  21. I don't see any burn, the aloe vera must be working.
    When I think of sunburn, I see in my mind's eye the bright red lobster colour I've seen on too many people after a day in the Aussie sun.

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  22. Pull up your drawers or perhaps put on a skirt..it wont rub your burns.
    My sister and i are on our way to breakfast and al i can think of is funnel cake or pork rinds. Not b'fast good. Sit carefully oh ye with the neon butt!

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  23. Pull up your drawers or perhaps put on a skirt..it wont rub your burns.
    My sister and i are on our way to breakfast and al i can think of is funnel cake or pork rinds. Not b'fast good. Sit carefully oh ye with the neon butt!

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  24. It has all been said above . . .
    Oh my!

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  25. Not your best view, John !

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  26. Sorry about your predicament but I can't stop laughing.

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  27. If you put that neat but on Youtube, it would go viral!

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    1. "BUTT", I mean! (says she, blushing)

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