Sunday, 3 May 2015

The Pink Slippers Of Seduction


We were all settling down to the wartime itv series " Home Fires" ( which is a likable Home Counties version of Tenko) when Winnie suddenly spied Sorrel's pink fluffy slippers.
What happened next was a rather unsavoury bulldog masturbation moment which was only stopped by a bit of old lady screaming....
Chris has created a monster
Oh the shame
Home Fires......Samantha Bond gives it large



47 comments:

  1. sorry, that was funny.....I agree Poor Sorrel.

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  2. Oh dear , hope Sorrell and her slippers have recovered.

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  3. Don't let her anywhere near a BBC outside broadcast unit or they'll whip her on her side and use her as a microphone.

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    1. And, how come you got off scot free?

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    2. I'm strict with the dogs
      No silliness with my feet!

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  4. Even I might find such inviting soft pink fluffyness hard to resist. Quite the most awesome of sights. I'll get some for my lady. Might get her a matching hat, scarf and gloves too. Or.... a Onesie? Oh my goodness! I'd have to lie down if I wasn't lying down already. Get yourself a Onesie in that fabric and Winnie would love you to death (literally).

    Goodnight.

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  5. Bulldogs and fuzzy slippers should never be in the same room at the same time!

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  6. If ever a time called for smelling salts, that was it! Poor Sorrel.

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  7. Did Chris create the monster from plasticine?

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  8. How could anyone not resist those slippers, let alone Winnie!!

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  9. John really, screaming never makes it better.

    cheers, parsnip

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  10. Poor Sorrel. Winnie may need to vacate to the allotment during visits.

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  11. Poor Sorrel...Poor Winnie! Might be time to get Winnie a friend with a heartbeat and four legs.

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  12. Stop in from the "Cow Jump over the moon" those fluffy slippers.
    If you have time stop in for some coffee

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  13. That shade of pink . . . the fluffiness . . . I feel strange urges.

    Love,
    Janie

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  14. Hey, at least it's not your fault this time!

    Those are awesome slippers, by the way.

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  15. Is Winnie spayed?

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    1. No! Hence the occassional bout of " rubbing"

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    2. Haha! Maybe it's time!

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    3. Maybe you should let her have pups? William and Winnie could produce some beautiful specimens. I can picture them now...; o)

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  16. They'll make good future dusters!

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  17. Pink slippers always bring out the devil in us.......

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    1. I can feel " i am what I am" comming on

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  18. I don't think I have ever seen anything quite that pink. Poor Sorrell. Is she willing to wear them again or has Winnie won them by default?

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  19. love the slippers and loved Home Fires. thought it had a lot in common with Housewife 49

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  20. I've heard it said that around three quarters of people have fetishes i.e. a sexual attraction to inanimate objects, particular or in general, usually items of clothing. Why should animals be any different? I think you ought to buy Winnie a like pair of slippers and let her have F-U-N with them. She'll have a mile-wide smile on that beautiful face for evermore.

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  21. Those slippers..... and Sorrel's mind, will never be the same again ;-)

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  22. I watched because I have a friend in it. I don't think I'll be going back for more. Life really is too short for the drama of jam making.

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    1. I giggled rather loudly when samantha Bond declared war on blackberries!

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    2. My friend was being all tragic as the troubled mother.

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    3. By the way, the woman standing and emoting in your pic is Ruth Gemmell...

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  23. Enough about the slippers…..did you enjoy the programme? I thought it was excellent Sunday night viewing!

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    1. Yes Frances....it's mindless but good fun...it reminded me of tenko

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  24. So glad to hear they were Sorrell's slippers - thought for a horrible moment they were yours.

    (the less said about b.m. the better)

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    1. ..."the less said about b.m. the better"

      I very much doubt that John will heed that advice. Prepare yourself for further onslaughts.

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  25. Pink to make the girls wink?

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  26. The slipper do look rather soft, and fluffy and inviting - such a temptress

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  27. I'll bet she can't wait to get home and tell all her friends at tea the goings on in Wales lol.

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  28. Is this the dog with the foot fetish, or is it the other one? Or do all of your dogs have a thing for footwear?

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    1. I bet you daren't say that again.

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  29. Is this the dog with the foot fetish, or is it the other one? Or do all of your dogs have a thing for footwear?

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  30. Those poor slippers LOL Hope MIL recovered.

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  31. They were so fluffy!

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