"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
... i used to have a friend who looked like that in the morning. Once you gave him coffee he came back to life. Miracle cure...
Anything. You. Say. Drink the coffee...now.
Back in the days when I was employed, rather than self-employed, I would have loved to be made up like that, walk into the boss's office and say, I think I need some paid holidays... and a pay rise.
Perhaps I should change my nurses ID
Two very large cups of coffee and a pipe of tobacco is what wakes me up every morning. This daily practice was recommended to me by my grandmother who lived until she died at the age 95!
She sounds like my kinda gal
Hahahaha! Those are GREAT!
So where are the zombie pics then?Jane x
I imagine these were taken when you were younger!
You do look a little off colour in those pictures. assume no one's asked to look at your ring?
I look like this EVERY monday morning!
Have you visited the dentist lately John? O perhaps it is not you after all. x
You look to be in fine fettle Sir !~Jo
Hello John! Found your blog via Vera at Labartere. My daughter-in-law zombified me on her mobile app, which I thought wasn't a very nice thing to do to a Granny at all. Worst thing of all, the Granddaughter recognised me!Lovely blog, ADORABLE dogs, hope your face irons out soon.Denise at Much Malarkey Manor
Welcome Denise x
Ha Ha I bet Russell Crowe looks just the same !
That first one looks like I feel first thing in the A of M...don't TALK to me until I've had my coffee/breakfast.
OMG I am a secret lurker and had to comment as I have say here wetting myself with laughter.Bitch, double bitch, treble bitch.Slayed me.LOVE IT! :)
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