Samantha's Broken Heart

I did a few jobs and got in around 8.30pm
" there's been a few phone calls for you" Chris muttered
" flower show queries and some woman called Kate about a goose"
He harrumphed
" more waifs and strays , I suppose"
I rang "Kate" back. She sounded frail and worried.
She and her husband had been looking after a couple of her daughter's geese for a few years. The gander had recently died leaving a terribly distraught goose following family members around , constantly distressed , anxious and searching.
The woman sounded at her wits end.
I described my set up here, and although geese are notoriously fickle when it comes to new members of a flock , I offered to take the goose in.
Kate sounded unsure, so I left the ball in her court and told her to visit the field if and when she was passing...the goose, she told me, was called Samantha....and I laughed
" you must be  film fan" I said "or at lease a fan of the film Friendly Persuasion?" I told her
The woman was surprised
"You're the first person to ever guess that" she said
( for those that don't know Friendly Persuasion was a 1956 film about a family of Quakers living in the shadow of the American civil war . It starred Dorothy McGuire who had a pet goose called Samantha)
Dorothy McGuire saving Samantha from those damm Yankies

We will see if Samantha arrives...pining animals are notoriously difficult to care for..And I have enough on my plate this week....I am, however,  reminded of a story I read a couple of days ago, about an elderly couple who passed away four hours apart after 62 years together...the visual of their last time together is a powerful one

Don & Maxine Simpson

Oh dear
Anyhow I will leave you on a brighter note
Here is the latest entry in the novelty veg
It's from kitty Jamison
And is a cracker!




More Entries!

Surfer dude by Jenny 0'Hara

Ali Stickler's naked chef
The closing date for the on line novelty veg is tomorrow midnight ( GMT)
Go on get your cucumbers out

Show Buisness Gay Gordon & Other such Dramas

Little dramas
They are the way of the world in any village
Large or small.
Yesterday's snapshot

-Mrs E had a fall at home and broke her hip. I saw her in her hospital bed yesterday..she was a little confused. In a bid to orientate her, I promised to enter one of her hydrangeas into the flower show
She used to win a load of certificates in the old days
- Graham.'s dogs got out on the main road yesterday and one got struck by a car. She galloped panic stricken down the lane with concerned commuters after her, but we couldn't find her . Graham thinks that she's hiding away in one of the sheep fields.
- a large cucumber was left on the cottage wall by an unknown donator....I presume it was to be entered into Class 32 of the show
-Alun H called in with last year's best garden cup, he's justified in his pride of his Japanese garden
- Mrs Parry, called to say she had several cookery entries for me. She has a big forceful Welsh lilt and always refers to me formally  as "MISTER Gray"
- the Flintshire volunteer association telephoned to say that they had double booked our notice boards that we use to display the children's art.....I was a little sharp with my reactions
-a man on a mobility scooter was seen painting the Church's notice board ..I didn't recognise him but he waved
-I bought the ingredients for my " boiled fruit cake" my nemesis Terry hasn't made his yet..or so he says

Like I said little dramas
If anyone has an entry for the show and is unsure of the entering procedure please contact me..please see my contact details on the " official" blog site ( click on link)

http://trelawnydflowershow.blogspot.co.uk

LOOKS AS THOUGH WE ARE GOING TO BE SHORT OF VEG ENTRIES THIS YEAR ( one of our main contributors is unable to join in with the show this year)
SO IF ANYONE HAS VEG THAT THEY COULD ENTER IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL IF YOU COULD DO SO!

Gay Gordon's 10lb fruit cake
Well I have seen everything now!
A few minutes ago, as I was talking to Val & Peter about their fuchsia entry, Gay Gordon careered down the main road in his invalid buggy towards us!
" I have a cake for you!" He bellowed " it's been soaked with half a bottle of sherry!"
The cake itself was perched precariously in the footwell of the buggy and was covered by a tea towel
" it's for your open allotment day" Gordon sang out
" it's over 10lbs- you need 2 men to lift it!"
He wasn't far wrong.....
I explained that we are not holding an open day this year but I would use the cake in the flower show,
Which Gordon seemed pleased about
The cake was so heavy, that it had to stop twice on the way home to rest the monster on London Road's stone wall



Enough of Tom's Carrot Penis

I think I need to gloss over Tom's penis
My stomach and imagination couldn't quite cope with it after a 
particularly irritating night shift
And so the entries keep on coming
Els' boat crew
Jennifer Barlow's " Rock'n roll"

Kerri's tribute to Munch's " The scream"
Dani's " give us a kiss"


Greenfingers " my allotment wife" aka Gary

Sunday Entries and tom

Georgia Wray's " it's a scorcher"


Karen from the Netherlands's unimpressed Orange

Come on keep em coming
There's much more creativity out there
Send you veg and fruit pics to jgsheffield@hotmail.com
Ps
True to fom
This is Tom Stephenson's entry

Quelle surprise 


Liverpool One

Yesterday we spent the day in Liverpool.
I wanted to see the Titanic exhibition at the Maritime museum
Chris wanted to breath in the calm, ordered and classy air of John Lewis'
The journey along the North Wales coast was reminiscent of something from the sub continent, and we arrived at James Street, knackered and fraught, right in the middle of a torrential rainstorm and the rather noisy start of Liverpool's gay pride march.

Chris " enjoying " Albert dock


Art Deco panel from the liner Mauritania in the maritime museum

And so.......did we don our fairy wings and join in with the pride march with a joint sashay
Did we coco?
We had a very nice lunch in Liverpool One,
And bought a green phone from John Lewis
Thank you very much


The Third Wave of Entries

Rachel's inspired  " tits"


Susan Williams " owl"

Little blue mouse's entry


Dani's Bertil Butternut


Barbara Darling ( love the name ...darling.....) " face"


Tami's " smile"

Keep em coming!




Day Two Entries

I will keep topping up the blog with photos as they come in!
If only the entries for the Flower Show were as forthcoming
( see yesterday's blog for the wonderfully inventive first batch)
Heather Pearsall's hungry Caterpillar

Gayle's cactus ( made from green and red peppers)

M Silvius " Blossom End Rots


Yael's two headed potato