Wool.........and making advantage of a turkey's sexual deviancy



Irene and Sylvia have almost shed their dead winter fur and are revealing their summer chocolate brown fair weather coats. After being instructed that the wool is expensive and is much sought after by serious knitters, I have been collecting it for weeks now.
I just need to know what to do with the soddin stuff

 
I have two lots of chicks which are maturing nicely under their respective mothers 
Denzel is the only miniature cockerel survivor of the fox attack from three weeks ago.I suspect he was not big enough to warrant a spare bite. 

Bingley's arse wound is looking mighty fine. I have formalised an interesting way of checking on the puncture wound as I take advantage of his sexual attraction for my crocs. I place them on the grass, give him a little time to to get all worked up about them, and when he is " all hot and bothered" I can sneak around to give the puncture wound a craft squirt with the antibacterial spray

Cooling Towers

Regardless of where you stand regarding the environment, I suspect everyone will enjoy this rather understated and clever advertisement .I love it when ideas like these come out of left field and I wish that I could be as creative and innovative in how I look at things.


Skull Traction Memories



Mr Ravichanrdran was on the phone.He seemed rather worried.
"Can you take a newly injured C2/3 from A&E....she's a fall down the stairs?" he asked carefully
We had the staff, and we had the bed, so the admission of a patient without any paralysis, on the surface seemed pretty routine.
 (For everyone's information a high C2 fracture is what is commonly called the "hangman's fracture because when is occurs the spinal cord can be totally transected causing a paralysis that stops every muscle group below the level of the injury from working  including the patient's ability to breath)
The initial treatment for someone with a severe fracture dislocation of their neck is often the insertion of a somewhat barbaric looking contraption called  gardener wells skull traction. This is screwed directly into the skull and provides a way of applying an opposing traction to the fracture site, It is an effective method of maintaining spinal alignment , reducing pain and can effectively prevent any further neurological damage.)

"Has the patient got traction on?" I asked our consultant.
"Yes," he said, " I have just put it on", he then hesitated for a moment and added " she is also, unfortunately eight and half months pregnant"
An hour later, as senior nurse on the unit, I had taken possession of this unfortunate woman, who was indeed not only massively pregnant, but incredibly confused due to the toxic effect of some medication she had been taking. 
Immediately I felt out of my depth
A confused patient on skull traction is a nightmare, for compliance with strict, calm bedrest is vital for further injury and paralysis not to occur. This woman was pulling at her traction, her hair and the bed in an effort to get up she was incapable of any rational thought and had no idea that. further damage to her neck, could have resulted in her literally dying on the spot.
I did , the only thing I could have done, I climbed onto the bed and held the woman down at the same time as one of the staff nurses ran for medical help.
By the time, a consultant had turned up, the woman had pulled out big lumps of my hair, but was still safely on the bed, and by the time the obstetrician and midwife marched into the room my uniform epaulets had been ripped off and my arms were scratched to buggery.
The patient then kicked the obstetrician hard in the chest, and she flew, shrieking like a chicken through the bedside curtains with her white coat flapping. 
The whole thing was getting  all rather surreal
Then ,I started to get just a little unprofessional at the group of doctors whispering at the foot of the patient's bed.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE CAN ONE OF YOU DOOOOO SOMETHING!" I hissed

It was then that the midwife tapped me on the shoulder and with a slightly worried look she whispered, something that I really didnt want to hear........

"Oh Bollocks......I think she's in labour"

Then...thankfully, I woke up.

It's a long, long time since I have experienced such a vivid  work based dream.
And it is fourteen years since that woman was admitted to my ward
As far as I know, the woman is now still walking , healthy and intact in the community
Her daughter will now be a stroppy teenager

Chill Out


This vintage and and rather naƮve embroidered picture sits to the side of our fireplace.
I have always been struck with the simplicity of its message
To me it says, drop the pessimism and the worry
It's a bleeding waste of energy
If anyone knows the origin of the saying
I would be interested in hearing it.


What Do You Hear?

Today's blog is a bit of an experiment.
Don't worry I haven't gone all Avant-garde on you all......
I have only been thinking  that the sense of hearing, is perhaps the one I take the most for granted.
After a some what backbreaking watering of "bosoms" and an equally tiring " wound check" of Bingley's arse, I sat down to record a brief snap shot of today's Trelawnyd sound bite.

Now if you want to join in.....turn up your volume, play the video but DON'T WATCH IT....
It's piss boring anyhow, only having George rolling about in the grass to watch.... But I am interested in what you can hear!
There's the low drone from the traffic  of the A55, the main road into North Wales....and that is four miles inland!....wild bird song, the murmur and chatter from a passing hen, Bingley's gobble, mutterings from the geese, a distant motorbike,crows in the distance...........perhaps a faraway plane on its decent into Manchester........
How many times do we look..... But not listen?
Just a thought....

The Garden at Dusk


We have a tiny cottage back garden, and an even smaller front garden, but in May and June, it does look at its best
The planting is haphazard and in places untidy



It's a pity, the garden is not always like this
But it kind of suits our old lady sense of style


The aubritia I planted on the church wall last year is doing well
It makes me feel that our garden extends way beyond the garden wall


Village News



In my somewhat limited experience, Old Welsh farmers are not sentimental sort of folk.
Having said this, if that Brian Blessed type character that was the RFWF ( the red faced welsh farmer) was gazing down on the village from his heavenly red landrover, he would be beaming his round, big red faced grin today as his son Ed was voted into his old place on the village community council.

The elections for counsellor took place yesterday and the turnout for a small village of under  500 souls was pretty good by all accounts, a fact that pleasantly surprised me. The  election of a younger bloke with a farming background will be an asset to the council and hopefully when more vacancies do eventually become free, then more women will perhaps take an interest. I would like us to shake the "Dad's Army" type image, councils' so often tend to foster.

Anyhow.......Well done Ed.... Your dad would have been tickled pink!

It's been a week of village meetings. Wednesday we finalised " who is doing what" at the Flower Show Committee meeting in Auntie Glad's kitchen and yesterday me and one of the Gwaenysgor Councillors met up with a web site designer to discuss developing their village website into a joint site with Trelawnyd.
I had to laugh when the rather chic middle aged lady web designer pointed excitedly at my Walking Dead  T shirt with a " ohhhhhhh I Lurve The Walking Dead......... who is your favourite character ?" Comment..........
It's a small world.
Anyhow, all is well with Bingley, as all the trials and tribulations of yesterday now seem to be forgotten. Thanks to all that left their good wishes
I have treated him today to a tin of cheap dog food, which he bolted down with some gusto and obvious delight...presently he is dozing in the sun, not far from the ducklings who are out enjoying the spring day


A Turkey On The Back Seat



Sore but well behaved
It's been a bit of a surreal morning all told.
Somehow Bingley got himself jabbed in the arse by one of the fence poles surrounding Bosoms during which he sustained a rather nasty puncture wound. A wound that, in my opinion needed a stitch. 
The vet practice I go to is ten miles from Trelawnyd, so without much thought, I placed a Marks & Spencer carrier bag on the back seat of the Berlingo, plonked Bingley onto it and set off to the vets.
Now I wasn't sure if  Gorgeous George Clooney was on duty this morning, but I did make a bit of an effort and put on my best Walking Dead T shirt on before motoring on inland, just in case...

Bingley , bless his little cotton socks is thick as mince, and so, to me, it wasn't at all strange that he sat quite calmly during the whole journey, gazing out of the window, seemingly enjoying the whole experience despite his injury. He was good as gold, when the 13 year old vet stitched his wound ( well he was wrapped up tightly in a blanket to make sure) and he didn't batter an eyelid when we stopped at a butchers on the way home ( the same butchers that dispatched the pigs last year as it happened) in order for me to buy a proper country scotch egg for my lunch.

I was just getting back into the Berlingo, when a passing woman stopped short and said rather incredulously in her best Lady Bracknell voice
" Is that a TURKEY on the back seat?"
" Yes" I said brightly" he does so love a trip out when it's sunny"
And with that I drove off.......