How apt

I bleached the toilet yesterday and last night sat down on the basin with the lid up!!!
I am suffering for it today.......hence the video!!!

Wall update

Poor Gloria, with the purple antibacterial spray covering her damaged neck, she does look a sorry sight. I moved their house into the main compound this morning, far away from the bullying youngsters, which was great for them but bad news for Islwyn who had called around to potter away with the church wall.
Boris absolutely hates Islwyn, who he blames for an "attack" on one of his runner ducks a day or so ago (Islwyn in fact saved the distressed duck who was stuck in the poultry fencing), so until I turned up , Islwyn was fending off a persistently aggressive turkey stag with a couple of bamboo poles as he got on with sizing up the stones for the wall.
The dry stone wall is almost three quarters finished and I had the opportunity to place more of the key stones in position which is a pastime that has all the addictive qualities of a crossword or computer game. Sizing up the stones and positioning them, is wonderfully relaxing work, and takes me an absolute age to do properly whereas Islwyn bangs the stones into the right places with envious ease
I think the Church Council and the village should be grateful to him for all the hard work he has done. By repairing the wall, Islwyn has saved the Church hundreds of pounds.

No other news to report today. I have completed a load of paperwork for Chris ( all of his expenses) and have buried Elizabeth, the oldest of the buff orpingtons ,who died last night on her nest.

The Not-so-lovely Bones

The Lovely Bones has been marketed in its previews as a bit of murder whodunit (albeit one that is being partly solved by the murder victim herself-14 year old Susie Salmon who is caught between worlds as it were ) and after sitting through this somewhat overlong mismatch romp of heaven fantasy,serial killing, ghosts, grief and teenage longing. I can understand just why the publicity team pitched this movie the way they did.
The film, put quite simply, is a bit of a mess.
Putting aside the overlong surreal glimpses into the over coloured,imagery laden pre heaven world, the film's study of a family going through a life changing grief is fascinating yet all too brief.
Mark Walberg and Rachel Weisz give solidly moving performances as the parents; Rose McLver is quite spunky as Susie's younger sister and the fabulous Susan Sarandon looks as though she had great fun playing the booze ridden,big haired grandmother who single handedly keeps the family together.A film that concentrated upon the family and their journey after the murder would have , for me, made for a better movie, but I guess wouldn't have kept to the "spirit" of the novel, a novel, which I am sure I would have hated.
So we have overlong shots of Susie ( a great performance by Saoirse Ronan by the way) looking wistfully into the strange heaven skyline while fighting against the urge not to walk away into the light.
We have the serial Killer (Stanley Tucci) planning his next murder.
and we have the odd girl next to the rubbish dump who has "visions" of what may or may not be going on.....couple this with a rather uncomfortably long lead up to the murder, and a slasher movie,( he-knows-you-are-hiding-upstairs) teenage girl chase sequence and you have seen everything
It's all a bit much.
6/10

Hangover Hell, Gloria gets battered,and wall update

The final single malt was not a good idea at Geoff's last night.
I usually do not experience hangovers, mind you I usually stick to either white wine or gin and tonic when I have a tipple....!
Last night we had a beer, some wine and finished with whiskey (not a drink I like generally) and this morning I had a teenage hangover the size of Australia!
I sorted the animals out in a fugue state, walked the dogs ( well they walked me) and went back to bed with a pint of water, two aspirin and the wish to die peacefully!
At my age I should know better.
So I feel as though it has been a waste of a day.
The turkey poults took advantage of my absence this morning and attacked Gloria with a concentrated barrage of pecks to the back of her neck. This afternoon I confined her to barracks, cleaned her wound and sprayed it with some antiseptic wound spray. Tomorrow I will move her and Boris into the large hen run, well away from angry beaks
The Church wall is coming on great guns, thanks primarily to Islwyn's talent and good eye for placing the faced stones. It doesn't look as though a huge amount of work has been done, but you have to remember that the centre of the wall was pushed out around 3 feet.

Tonight I am off to see The Lovely Bones.

Oscar thoughts,a teaching session and more spring work

As a lonely teen I used to love the Oscars. Hidden away in my bedroom with the black and white portable television late at night, I would be sat there, pen in paper in hand, making copious notes on the winners, losers and nominees and invariably would be disappointed by the fickle nature of the voting.
I didn't stay up to watch the ceremony last night, my days of making reference notes are long since gone, but I do take an active interest in the results, especially after a day digging and weeding!
Of course last night's results were a no brainer!; after a few years with non Americans winning the main acting honours, it was time for the academy to stick with American-as-apple pie nominations and so,of course,Jeff Bridges and Sandra Bullock won their first awards.

I cannot comment of the quality of the acting for these two categories, as I have not seen either movie as yet, but I am glad that both Bridges and Bullock won. Bullock especially is not known for her "serious" acting, but she has a likability about her which goes a long long way in the public's eyes....I guess it is just time for her,as it was for the likes of Sally "you like me, you really like me" field, a few years ago!

Lots of nice frocks were on show, Sam Worthington looked sexy as hell, and Vera Farminga (pity she didn't win her oscar for Up in the air) won the award for worst chick in a frock!

Anyway I will move on from discussing one over dressed bird, to discuss another!
This afternoon a group of walkers stopped by the field to buy some eggs and ended up staying for an impromptu teaching session.!
The group ( from Birkenhead) seemed to be fascinated in the behaviour of the hens, and were tickled pink by the protective instinct shown by the cockerels when a small group of buzzards flew over.
Jesus,(below) is especially excitable when danger is threatened, and will growl like a tiger when he feels at risk. Unfortunately he has not got a group of hens all of his own to protect, so ended up galloping over to the runner ducks to save some face....
One elderly lady from the amblers group took my number and asked if I would show some members of her social "friendship" group around the field one afternoon. I agreed as long as non one sues me! ( the thought of some old gal falling over a wayward guinea fowl and breaking a hip worries me! or am I getting a little paranoid?)
Anyhow the group, as it turned out, was a catholic Church walkers club, and after learning that they were, in fact, watching "Jesus" ,they collapsed into a mass of cackles and laughter, especially as one of their party was called Mary!
"Ooooh Mary meet Jesus...." one old fella kept repeating,,,,,,,
I had forgotten how scousers find humour in EVERYTHING!!
Anyhow, the final veg plot is almost finished (below) I have only a few more metres to clear. Planting can start very soon!

Chris is away tonight so I am off to Geoff's for a glass of wine and a chat, to while away the evening. This week I am going to catch up with my Oscar movies, The Lovely Bones and Precious need to be seen!

Boys of BOSTON flag football team

I am not a follower of football but I could make an exception....
(love the cleaning lady at 25 seconds)

Man flu & Jobs done

Chris has a cold.....( sorry I am supposed to say manflu) and has spent all of Sunday in his pyjamas ! ( which I think is a bit common) He kept his PJs on ( with what I noticed to be a nicely coordinating hat and scarf) when he came over to the field to watch me dig out the beds.
It has been another lovely day today, with blue skies and no wind;
I have cleared the raspberry bed of weeds which was a herculean act in in itself

And completely stripped my pea frames of weeds and rubbish. After an awful winter the allotment is starting to take shape yet again

The Poseidon Adventure New Years Celebration and Capsize

I am being a geek this morning......if you have the time,AND the inclination watch this video then have a look at the following home made video ( filmed in a garage incidently)
The attention to detail is amazing!