A woman in a polished BMW drove into my parking space at Tesco’s in Llandudno Junction at lunchtime. I was waiting patiently for the spot after a dreaded 3 hour fire lecture at work
And was hoping for a quick get in /get out scenario.
She was wearing sun glasses too,
On an overcast day!
My dander was up
She waved gayly, shrieking insincerity
That was until I yelled
“Cheap Outfit !!! ( I couldn’t see her shoes )
And as she spun around to argue , I batted in my next insult of “ Goes with yer handbag !” With gay abandon
Okok I was on thin ice as I was dressed in my useful and terribly over used blue Christmas Jumper, but I thought I’d take the chance
The handbag shot was an aside…but I could tell that it had hit home
as she scrabbled to see which one she had picked up
I will leave you with the adorable lisping choir