A Hopeful Roger
At six Roger has realised that sex is EVERYTHING , just as Bluebell lost her exhaust , Mary sans menopause burst into an elderly season. Now fair dos ……Mary , like a robust Diana Dors, is still on for a shag so drastic measures have had to be employed and she has been relocated to Trendy Carol’s complete with a whole new set of jumpers and coats.
Roger was so vociferous in his ardour I’ve had to send flowers to neighbours Mandy and John in way of apology. Weaver understanding a blip in dog hormones has suddenly appeared downstairs ready to take over as alpha
Me and Bun are clinging together like children
It’s all fucking drama
Sigh
Oh John!! You poor soul. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIt is Spring and hormones are rising.
ReplyDeleteAll together now...1-2-3!
Well, you can't say your life is boring! xx
ReplyDeleteRandy Roger
ReplyDeleteIsn’t he neutered?
ReplyDeleteIt's always something!
ReplyDeleteI well remember the night when our one male kitten was intent on getting to his mother and sister who were in our bedroom while he was on the other side of the closed door. What a noisy kitten for the entire night. The next day Tom had the snips.
Hugs!
Wow what a bloody day!! Jan in Castle Gresley
ReplyDeleteOh Roger, you randy bastard! Mary, you're supposed to be past all that! Hahahahahaha, you and the cats!
ReplyDeleteI think dogs do not experience menopause but surely poor Mary is past age of safe childbearing? Esp w her not so good health. I hope Roger didn’t get to her while you were out ! I know you don’t neuter your animals but…
ReplyDeletePoor Bluebell is aging too. Hope it’s not a costly fix.
Lizzy d
Fucking hilarious! Hope you weather the raging hormonal firestorm. Good luck and cheers!!
ReplyDeleteDarling Roger. I adore him from afar.
ReplyDeleteI love Roger too but thank goodness for Trendy Carol coming to the rescue! Hope things settle down soon though, especially with the car.
ReplyDeleteOur Billy has started humping everything that moves again. It must be Spring. I find it embarrassing, but most of the other dog-owners just find it amusing.
ReplyDeleteTakes me back to “the slippers of sex” …mind boggling. My visual imagination was toooo much!
ReplyDeleteSorry … Virginia … not anonymous. XX
ReplyDeleteYou’re getting Bluebell fixed, why not your pets?
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Our dog,Ted, would escape and run wild,he was bought home by the dog warden once who said he needed the snip. We didn't though and then one escape he was bought home by my daughter who said "he was having sex in the street, he is disgusting". She was about ten at the time. He had the snip then, he never escaped again. Carole R
ReplyDeleteAre the pups are having a more exciting sex life than you are?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if it's rare to get dogs spayed and neutered in England? I noticed Cro said Billy is humping everything that moves. I can't imagine dealing with issues like that. Our pups are always "fixed" when they're old enough.
ReplyDeleteNo it’s rare not to. Mary was always going to be bred from , but the time never was right
DeleteAnd Roger?
DeleteWhat would you do without Trendy Carol and her Hubby?
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of trollops.
ReplyDeleteBloody dogs, and cats. Roger does get an "A" for effort though:)
ReplyDeleteBefore we had a chance to get our female long-haired chihuahua spayed, a "gentleman caller" appeared at our back door with an expectant look on his face. We later found out he was another chihuahua who lived about a quarter mile from us. The power of pheromones.
ReplyDeleteI get my pets fixed as soon as possible -- both cats and dogs. Thus all this drama is avoided!
ReplyDeleteHonestly, how are you not writing a column in a newspaper (to the degree that they still exist). I was laughing all the way through this post. Great job.
ReplyDeleteNina
Its nice to see that older woman is still attractive to a young gentleman.
ReplyDeleteOur pup recently neutered tries to have a good time with his big fluffy toy!
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