Blogger is playing up
I have no idea why, but I suspect it's the new upgraded version
Just for now I've put comment verification on in an effort to stop the spam commentators who have swarmed to fill the comment boxes
I've literally had 1000s
Can followers comment with a one or two word hello to see if things are working
The words can be your favourite swear word
Fuck the upgrade.
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DeleteHello John - working? (a swear word to some!).
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Delete¡¡¡Gilipollas!!!
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DeleteBollocks
ReplyDeleteKeep em comming
DeletePiffle!
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DeletePooh, Bum, Fuck, Tit. Which can be shortened to PBFT if I am around people who are easily offended.
ReplyDeleteArgh MaN!
ReplyDeleteWell so far so good
DeleteMetasequoia glyptostroboides
ReplyDeleteBridget x x
Dirty girl
DeleteTut-tut John!
ReplyDeleteLet yourself go pat xx
DeleteShe clearly did!
DeleteGiddy kipper
DeleteStocking tops
ReplyDeleteOoooooo errrrrr
DeleteBeware of anything computer/website related that claims to be "new", "improved" or "upgraded".
ReplyDeleteIt's getting on my tits today
DeleteAs to swearing. On twitter, if someone displeases me, I use the emoji combination of a carrot & a Welsh flag.
DeleteMy Nan wanted to teach all the London grandkids Welsh when we were little, as the cousins who grew up in Neath were bilingual, but my mum forbade it, as she suspected she'd teach us to swear.
Shit.
ReplyDeleteStraight to the point x
DeleteConfession - "dumb ass" is my favorite swear word --I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I used to use the term "idiot" but have since changed to dumb ass. It just says more to me and maybe something about me.... Scary.
ReplyDeleteI love dumb ass but prefer asshole
DeleteF-ing Bastard! - Mary
ReplyDeleteNice one mary
DeleteOh fiddlesticks and fooey… Goodness, apologies for my outrageous f-word language but a thousand unwanted comments does surely allow me to go completely over the top just this once. There are an awful lot of eejits in this world, to use what I believe to be a fine Scottish word (probably because we have more than our fair share of eejits actually); or at least those who are eejits inflict disproportionate damage on the civilised discourse of the rest of us. This is getting rather long for a test comment, sorry.
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DeleteThe Chinese villain in THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE
Professor Google informs me that eejit is actually an Irish word. Oh well, us Scots and the Irish are very close (albeit not close enough - I sometimes wish we could join up to for the new land of Caledeire, or Eiredonia), maybe with the Welsh joining in as well (and the Geordies - they're ok, and come to think of it most English people I have met have been very nice, so, oh... just leave things as they are maybe, but banish the eejits from everywhere to an island called Eejitia). Apologies again, beer is making me garrulous...
DeleteThe Welsh have few swear words diafol is devil
DeleteCachau bant Is fuck off
Coeliwr Is a wanker
Fwcia Bant Is fuck off
The word eejit is very common in Northern Ireland. Google says that's because there are close links between NI and western Scotland.
DeleteHa, does Google mean that we are both a bunch of eejits on either side of the water?
DeleteArse'ole or Bastard (lovely thankyou) x
ReplyDeleteSorry about the bothers with changes in the blog host. I've read others complaining about this, too.
ReplyDeleteMy childhood word was "fudge" but since DH and I have been married for nearly 5 decades and we've raised two sons, I've learned a lot more than my parents would have preferred. I try to limit myself to "crap" but have been known to be more colorful in my vocabulary, especially since the sociopath moron in chief has been on the scene.
Hang in there, John!
Hugs!
" Mums out, Dads out, let's talk rude
ReplyDeletePee, Poo, Belly, Bum, Draw's ".
Loved that song as a child, still makes me laugh now!
Tess xx
No spam so far!!!!!
DeletePiss flaps x
ReplyDeleteTitter
DeleteDAMN IT . . . PISSING ME OFF!
ReplyDeleteOf late, every post I make, I get one of those and truly it
PISSES ME OFF . . . Now I have to go back and check my posts to make sure MISTER MISSES ANONYMOUS hadn’t put their SHIT back on my site. Did I say, IT PISSES ME OFF . . . STOP IT!
Steady lynne
DeleteCrappity-crap ... if I'm really upset, it's crappity-crap-crap-crap ... and it will be said frequently once the new Blogger is the only one we're allowed!!
ReplyDeleteCrap away
DeleteI've also had trouble with the new version of Blogger. I found I wasn't able to reposition photos in my posts, so I reverted to the old version.
ReplyDeleteThat's only available for a couple of weeks nick ....I'm worried
DeleteMe too...Ah soul ...Blogger...not you of course:)
DeleteOn the Thames today's had cunts in punts.
ReplyDeleteOooooooooooo
DeleteThe Mayor of Bayswater had a dirty daughter and the hair on her dicky dido hung down to her knees. Is that enough lol
ReplyDeleteCough cough
DeletePrune the pissing privit! x
Delete"Villain, I have done thy mother"
ReplyDeleteWilly the Shake
I'm glad u are here x
DeleteFucktardery, and jizzweasel. Many thanks to whoever made those two up!
ReplyDeleteLuve u sarah x
DeleteI don't give a rats ass. I have learned some news ones today that may come in handy in future.
ReplyDeleteIt's early morning here on the beautiful tiny island of Saipan. Hello John!
ReplyDeleteBen you are a constant thank u
DeleteCunt. (Let me know if you want more).
ReplyDeleteThat will suffice xx
DeleteMy favorite swearword ... Jesus F--king Christ!
ReplyDeleteThis comes out of my mouth every time the OrangeBlob speaks
DeleteJFC was the first thing I said as I read this post!
DeleteDenis
twatwaffle is a new one for me I learnt that the other day
ReplyDeleteDrat.
ReplyDeletefuck, fucknugget, fuckmonkey, fuck
ReplyDelete'rargian fawr!!
ReplyDeleteNo bother using new blogger here. I haven't tried changing my blog layout 6t, but everything else seems to work om
Sod it xx
ReplyDeleteNo swear words, but hope all it resolved!
ReplyDeleteJings crivens help ma boab x
ReplyDeleteDagnabbit, I may have to resort to comment verification too as I've been getting some rather nasty spam.
ReplyDeleteKeep em comming, lovely to see my old friends still here x
ReplyDeleteFucking wanker
ReplyDeleteOne of my favs
DeleteTo quote the fabulous, late Lady Chablis:
ReplyDeleteTwo tears in a bucket, motherf*ck it!
I loooooove that movie!!
Delete"Crap in a Crapbucket!"(I try hard not to use profanity at work or in mixed company, so I have several "alternate" curse phrases.
ReplyDeleteSassybear
www.idleeyesandadormy.com
Snail bogeys
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ReplyDeleteShit, fuck, damn
ReplyDeleteBother
ReplyDeletetossers and wankers
ReplyDeleteHey, John
ReplyDeleteDangnabit!!
ReplyDeleteWanker ! I love that swear word !
ReplyDeleteWell, I try not to swear - and now with two little grandchildren I really HAVE to watch myself - but I confess "Shiiiit" comes out of my mouth more often than it ought.
ReplyDeleteJesus God Fuck and Cunt. For some reason I can not say motherfucker out loud.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fucking bloody hell is going on....at least I feel better
ReplyDeleteOh dear?
ReplyDelete"Crumbs." From Tintin
ReplyDeleterat's ass. As in I don't give a rat's ass. A funny story with my grand nephew a couple of days ago. "Aunt Sheryl, I square"!lol instead of I swear.
ReplyDeleteRat Bastard! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteDay-um!
ReplyDeleteI don't normally swear, but I will in this case. Bum.
ReplyDeleteFuck. Fuck that. Fuck off. I like those.
ReplyDeleteMy Ex-husband and I used to say SFPD when we were around the kids ... as if the kids had never said: shit, fuck, piss, damn! LOL
ReplyDeleteHello-no profanity here, just a friendly greeting. Would that more wanted to peacefully communicate. Love your blog John, please don't let the buggers get you down. Karren from Indiana, USA.
ReplyDeleteFword
ReplyDelete1000s of spam comments? Yikes!
ReplyDeletePuta
ReplyDeleteBlogger is staffed by ass hats me thinks. I can often be found having a crap-tastic day.
ReplyDeleteMy dad's fav was dumb ass(only when the F bomb was not appropriate). As I get older I have grown fond of using dumb ass too. Like father like daughter I suppose.
Jesus Christ on a Cross!
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother’s neighbours son used to great me with ‘Piss off you fucking shit arsed bugger’.
ReplyDeleteI’d like to say the same to COVID !
DeleteMerde!
ReplyDeleteStockings! [shhhhhh]
ReplyDeleteWhat a f...ing twat!
ReplyDeleteThat's my current go to.
Jo in Auckland
When your day is going too well and you don't trust it and then some shitty shit finally goes down---
ReplyDeleteAh, there it is, the fuckening.
But unrehearsed the same three words always come out, Jesus fucking Christ.. I know.. Imagine the looks on the faces of the nurses and midwives who attended the birth of my bonny wee manchild in that tiny Irish hospital all these yers ago!
Fuck you, asshole.
ReplyDeletefuckity cunty bollocks
ReplyDeleteOopsydaisy.
ReplyDeleteIgnafucks! Ignorant fucks.
ReplyDeleteBloody hell!
ReplyDeleteMostly just Oh shit! or damn.
ReplyDeleteMerde, cazzo !!! Ro xx
ReplyDeleteOh poof ,all the others seem to have been covered .
ReplyDeleteKnickers!
ReplyDeleteLX
Bloody Hell
ReplyDeleteGood morning lovely man.
ReplyDeleteGobshite
ReplyDeleteBore da hun
ReplyDeleteGordon Fucking Bennett.
ReplyDeleteBoris Johnson!
ReplyDeleteHa-ha! Nice one Steve!
DeleteI was just thinking of the USA version of that, but that is he who must not be named.
DeleteBora da
ReplyDeleteShit is the current favourite
ReplyDeleteInviting your followers to give their favourite swear word? Largest number of comments of any other post. Bollocks.
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ReplyDeleteOh, this pst made me LAUGH!!!! I love reading others' favorite swear words! My favorite is FUCK A DUCK! I don't have ANY idea where it came from - but it just pops right out when I am startled, annoyed, or pissed off. It's quite handy in all situations!
ReplyDeleteHugh Grant says it in Notting Hill
DeleteTHANK you, Northriding! I had no idea where I'd picked that up! :)
Deletewell, my own favourite swear word is fuck ~ hubby's go-to swearing when the DIY goes wrong (as it usually does ROFL) is bollocking bollocks :D
ReplyDeleteDouche canoe - one up on a douchebag
ReplyDeleteGOSH! DRAT! DAMN!
ReplyDeleteCockwomble and pissweasel. (Thank you to my son for updating my sweary vocabulary).
ReplyDeleteLoving these
DeleteFECK !!!
ReplyDelete*&S^%$$@)!!
ReplyDeleteIf I'm speaking English (rare these days) it's "Oh for fuck's sake". Sometimes a muttered "arsehole".
ReplyDeleteIf I'm speaking Swedish it's "Fan! Fan! Fan!" (pronounced more like "farn") or sometimes "Fy Fan".
WANK
ReplyDeleteSally from uk
Knob head! Toss pot!
ReplyDeleteSusan xxx (More tea, vicar?)
Arsebuckets
ReplyDeleteF### Off
ReplyDeleteOne or two words, hello!
ReplyDeleteJust heard a new euphemism for "Shut the fuck up", "Shut the f... ront door." Cute.
ReplyDeleteTRUMP...it's the worst word i know.
ReplyDeleteJam and sugar it!
ReplyDeleteI’ll pass on the swearing but wish you well with the new blogger.
ReplyDeleteIf startled I blurt out shit!
ReplyDeleteFucking Blogger, it's a real tithead.
ReplyDeleteI stayed with the old Blogger ... after learning how to use the new format just in case they decided to do away with the old one ... it's so much easier.
Cowboy guns!! The ultimate swear words according to my son ( age 2!)
ReplyDeleteHi, Stay safe and enjoy your wonderful life.
ReplyDeleteBugger.
ReplyDeleteBloody Nora!
ReplyDeleteHas to be FUCK. I've had a couple of issues too with the new blogger, don't know why they had to change it!
ReplyDeleteMaskhole. Those that refuse to wear mask.
ReplyDeleteCoughdrops! - I'm not much of a swearer.
ReplyDeleteTory government.
ReplyDeleteOh dear!
ReplyDeleteThe upgrade is poop! I can't get the hang of it these last couple of days.
ReplyDeleteBloody Nora.
ReplyDeleteHello! Blankety blank ****
ReplyDeleteLove you, Eileen in Dover xx
DAMN TRUMP!!!
ReplyDeleteBy Monday there were 172 notes.
ReplyDeletewell, poop
ReplyDeleteKeep your powder dry!
ReplyDelete"Christ on a bike" or "what the actual fuck...?" are the most commonly uttered by me
ReplyDeleteTwat!! is mine.
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