Dotty is a fag hag
She spends an hour after I get home from work trying manfully to suck my face off
I have a heavy easyJet cold caught from the great unwashed during my trip back home
Perhaps it's the snot she is after
Or perhaps she's heard I am a great kisser !!!!!!!
Mmmm you'll snog anything m'thinks :)
ReplyDeleteI've kissed worse
DeleteI bet.
DeleteI home she doesn't manage to suck your face off as men without faces tend to terrify small children.
ReplyDeletehome = hope
DeleteNooo John,she lurves You Sooo Much x
ReplyDeleteShe loves you!
ReplyDeleteIdo hope that Welsh Terrier is not feeling left out.
ReplyDeleteNah, it's the snot. Dogs are odd that way.
ReplyDeletethat's funny cause i'm a fag hag too.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who once called me a hag without a fag. If this is what the job entails, I respectfully decline! She is a cute little thing, though.
ReplyDeleteGross!
ReplyDeleteMy dog is always aiming for the nostrils.
ReplyDeleteExperience has taught that lickers are not keen on Vicks.
ReplyDeleteHOLD THE PRESS! Your a great kisser?!? hmmmmmmmmmm, what are you doing next Saturday night?
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely heard that you are the BEST kisser!
ReplyDeleteShe wants to be close to you. She's bonding - the best possible outcome. I predict a very happy future for you and Dorothy.
ReplyDeleteGood for one another
ReplyDeletenah. definitely snot!!
ReplyDeleteSaves on the Kleenex.
DeleteProbably better in your face than your crotch!
ReplyDeleteAwwww ... Dotty is saying "Thank you for bringing me home ... I really mean it .... thank you again ... and again ... and again ...
ReplyDeleteHugs!
I think she realizes that your the one who feeds her and that it's best to stay in your good books because she wants to stay she's a charmer hey.
ReplyDeleteWe should all wear medicated face masks on 'planes.
ReplyDeleteI was just about to enjoy my fruit and yoghurt breakfast . . . . . . . . . . . Eurgh!!!
ReplyDeleteIck. And you worry about the great unwashed of EasyJet!
ReplyDeleteFloozy - her not you.
ReplyDeletedottie heard you were a great kisser from mary and winnie.
ReplyDeleteMe too!
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