One of the top romantic line from a film.When Julie Roberts asks Hugh Grants in the film Nottinghill "I'm a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love me" Makes me swoon!!
I Soay, I Soay, I Soay............... A man in a movie theatre notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him. "Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book."
You know, like at the fair, so you move the little electrified disc along the horn with a steady hand and try not to touch .... ouch "ç"%"%ing hell, that hurt!
“You want answers?” “The truth, you can’t handle the truth”. Quote from a Jack Nicholson movie. Sheep would say “even if I have a fleecy coat I am still cold, wet and want pajamas.
"Kiss me, you sexy man!"
ReplyDelete"Are you looking at me?"
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DeleteWelsh Leisure Centre
ReplyDeleteNaughty x
Delete"If I stare at the Gray person long enough, he will explode".
ReplyDeleteI almost did
Deletewanna butt?
ReplyDeleteNaughty
Delete"not liking the snow"
ReplyDeleteShe's a Scottish ewe
DeleteShow is nothing
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy . . . ”
ReplyDeleteLove your blog.
~Terrill
LOL :-)
DeleteOne of the top romantic line from a film.When Julie Roberts asks Hugh Grants in the film Nottinghill
Delete"I'm a girl, standing in front of a boy asking him to love me"
Makes me swoon!!
Do my new horns make me look fat?
ReplyDeletegotta go with this one!
DeleteFunny
Delete"Don't fuck with me. A gift?"
ReplyDeleteI'm horny, got a problem with that?
ReplyDeleteDid you just ask me if I'm gay?
ReplyDeleteEwe really get my goat! (Does anyone say 'get my goat' anymore?
ReplyDeletemy mum does!
DeleteI hang out with my guru in my heart.
ReplyDeleteYep. That's me. Ram Dass.
(Wrote my thesis on Dass. Couldn't resist.)
Which one of you motherfuckers cut off the ends of my horns when I passed out at the pub last night?
ReplyDeleteI'm on tup of the world!
ReplyDeleteClever
DeleteYou got me WHAT for Christmas?
ReplyDelete"Gimme some cheap white bread and no one gets hurt ..."
ReplyDeleteLOL :-)
DeleteI can't believe I ate the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteI see you, I own you, I know your soul!
ReplyDeleteSo I walked into this Pub with the Professor and a Gay ...
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
Go ahead, make my day!
ReplyDeleteYou make it kinda hard not to stare...
ReplyDelete"My 'orns 'ert".
ReplyDelete"Piss off!"
ReplyDelete"I know where you were last night!"
ReplyDeleteBe a dear John and run get me a snack.
ReplyDeleteDon't even think about it.
ReplyDeleteNo I.D.-no entry!
ReplyDeleteJust got back from the supermarket.
ReplyDeleteIt was rammed.
Secretly I'm actually a reindeer wearing a sweater!
ReplyDeleteJohn said WHAT????????
ReplyDeleteDid you just say I'm thickheaded?!
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria x
Read my eyes.... baby its cold outside!!
ReplyDeleteKeeper comming
DeleteAre ewe lookin'at me? I said,are ewe lookin' at me?
ReplyDeleteIn a bronx accent
DeleteI Soay, I Soay, I Soay............... A man in a movie theatre notices what looks like a sheep sitting next to him.
ReplyDelete"Are you a sheep?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The sheep replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Baa humbug :) :)
Good too! Lol
Delete3 2 1 you're back in the field!
ReplyDeleteClever
Delete"Hey Stewepid". (Sheep to man)
ReplyDeleteI'm looking for ewe.
ReplyDelete'I'm not a vegetarian for my health, I'm a vegetarian for the health of the sheep.' stolen and tweeked from Isaac Bashevis Singer.
ReplyDelete"Here's looking at you, kid"
ReplyDeleteA silly blog post runs and runs thank you
ReplyDeleteSo many funny comments! But John on a serious note, many thanks for all the previous posts I didn't find myself eloquent enough to comment on.
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Deleteall I want for xmess is a new best friend cause I miss my mommy.
ReplyDelete"I am here to steal your heart"
ReplyDeleteJay would agree with that
DeleteMove it or lose it.
ReplyDeleteNicked from The Beatles PS I love you, Ewe, Ewe, Ewe
ReplyDeleteGroan lol
DeleteMy horns need baubles.
ReplyDelete"Hey Ho"
ReplyDeleteEwe stupid boy.
ReplyDeleteYou know, like at the fair, so you move the little electrified disc along the horn with a steady hand and try not to touch .... ouch "ç"%"%ing hell, that hurt!
ReplyDeleteRAM RAIDER
ReplyDeleteAlmost rude
DeleteBAA, RAM, EWE.
ReplyDelete[ Sheep ]
BAA, RAM, EWE.
TO YOUR BREED, YOUR FLEECE,
YOUR CLAN BE TRUE.
SHEEP BE TRUE.
BAA, RAM, EWE.
I've never heard this before
DeleteYou've never seen BABE? Oh you must see it!
DeleteI use and hear this expression quite often !
ReplyDeleteyou want to say that again?
ReplyDeleteConfused on my heritage - perhaps a jackalope???
ReplyDelete“You want answers?” “The truth, you can’t handle the truth”. Quote from a Jack Nicholson movie. Sheep would say “even if I have a fleecy coat I am still cold, wet and want pajamas.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean, Santa isn't real????
ReplyDelete"It's not ewe...it's me!"
ReplyDeleteI wonder if viagra would work on getting my horns erect.
ReplyDeleteSimone!!!
DeleteSo!!!....Ay?????
ReplyDeleteClever
DeleteBeep Beep, I'm a sheep, beep beep I'm a sheep. (if you don't know the song this probably makes no sense!)
ReplyDeleteThe song (it's mad!) https://youtu.be/CZlfbep2LdU
DeleteWhat a clever lot of readers you have. Wonderful comments...yes, go see Babe. Sorry I got her to late to offer a caption.
ReplyDeleteOOh "Lonesome Me"
ReplyDeleteOf course I'm late to the table but:
ReplyDeleteOh no, you didn't..........(sarcastically)
I liked Terrill's response too. :)
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah? You and who's army?
ReplyDeleteNo matter how hard she concentrated, Irene still couldn't master the Prof's Roger Moore eyebrow
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas John. The kitchen looks lovely x
I herd you say that, Am i really be-ewe-tiful?
ReplyDeleteThis blog is awesome and very informative keep Sharing this type of blog.
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