I wasn't going to blog today, I was going to let Anne Marie bask in her justified glory! Ive made minted pea soup and a batch of butternut squash curried soup. I've painted the neighbour's wooden fencing and I've scrubbed the overlooked dirty scum marks off the bath.
Not much has happened today
The projectile didn't hurt me, but I was somewhat shocked!
It was a shop bought cheeseburger with just one bite taken out of it.!
I took it back for the bachelors to eat!
Not ok stuff, so glad you are ok.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are keeping retirement busy.
My last two shifts are tomorrow and sunday night
DeleteOh, John! I'm sorry but I laughed at the image of the cheeseburger flying out the window and actually hitting you. It must not have been meant for you, specifically, because it wasn't a scotch egg.
ReplyDeleteI think it WAS meant for me, i was a teenager's sport
DeleteI will think of it as an accident.. a tossing of a burger + car passing by + you being there at that moment .. And thus we have Food for the Bachelors. Happy ending ! yay !! :)
ReplyDeleteI am trying to look at the other alternative ... I don't want to think it was meant to be ugly or cruel. Just stupid and careless. Or these cretins are from the 1940s and need the sh*t beaten out of them.
DeleteI wonder if you feed the chooks, sausage meat and breadcrumbs whether they could be persuaded to lay scotch eggs :-)
ReplyDeleteOne can only dream !
DeleteYou have lost so much weight, it seemed like a logical thing to do
ReplyDeleteI hope the boys liked it!
ReplyDeleteStrange 'litter' I must say ...
I can say with absolute certainty that I have never been the victim of a drive by cheeseburgering (like a "drive by fruiting" in Mrs. Doubtfire) Honestly...only to you, John!!
ReplyDeleteI was a victim of fast food
DeleteYou were a victim of slow brains.
DeleteI wonder if it was a comment on the cheeseburger or a comment on you. If there was only one bite taken from it, I'd guess the former and it was thrown out in disgust without noticing pedestrians! I hope the bachelors enjoyed the missile seeing as you suffered for it ...
ReplyDeleteThey had the bun,mgeorge had the burger
DeleteThat's fastfood for you :)
ReplyDeleteNot to many folks can say they were beaned by a burger....but you can.
ReplyDeleteThese days we now have to be 'grateful' that it's not acid!
ReplyDeleteRaymondo very true, sad but true
DeleteYum, you had me at 'minted pea soup'!
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up....like a Monty Python skit.
ReplyDeleteProf: "So, how was your day?"
John: "Great, 'til I was hit my a flying cheeseburger."
He thought id bitten it
DeleteI am yesterday's news; quick, wrap me up and put me in the dustbin before I begin to stink!
ReplyDeletehope the boys enjoyed the burger; happy YOU didn't eat it!
Assaulted by a cheeseburger. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteIt must have been a bad burger to get flung after only one bite. Then again, thinking back to the dueling banjos post, are you sure it wasn't them?
ReplyDeleteI doubt those boys could drive a car!
DeleteMaybe it was the raffle ticket lady. X
ReplyDeletelmao I thought that
DeleteBloody hell. They're chucking cheap burgers at you now. Time to move.
ReplyDeleteI am an object of ridicule
DeleteThey read the blog.
DeletePersonally, I don't think you are an object of ridicule but the village will be with brain dead young people causing problems.
DeleteWell, at least it didn't go to waste.
ReplyDeleteHoly Crap, John, you were burgered!
ReplyDeleteNot for the first time
DeleteAm I the only one to wonder why there appears to be at least 3 bites missing out of that cheeseburger? JOHN!!! You didn't !!!!
ReplyDelete.....well..... ?
DeleteHow bizarre! Btw the soups sound lush x
ReplyDeleteThe Highways Agency should design a new road sign - specially for North Wales - Beware of Low Flying Cheeseburgers!
ReplyDeleteWell I have no idea what to say to that! What I can say though is I am SO glad that I am not the only one who has totally random weird and unbelievable things happen to them!!
ReplyDeletePlease amy do tell
DeleteWell, of course. What else would be thrown from a car, at John?
ReplyDeleteA scotch egg hopefully
DeleteSoooo many morons ....So little time :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrible thing to happen and why someone would do that is beyond rational thought, good thing it wasn't a bottle. Warm greetings!
ReplyDeleteThis was funny, but not so funny.
ReplyDeleteGood Lord! But at least the boys got a treat. How odd!
ReplyDeletePoor Anne Marie. Upstaged by a random act of cheeseburger. Thank heavens it was soft and squishy. X
ReplyDeleteoh, I don't mind. I'm yesterday's news.
DeleteYou weren't roaming around in your bathrobe and slippers in the middle of the day, with your hair all mussed up looking like you had slept in days were you? Cause he might have thought you needed a meal, being homeless and all. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought a chicken had been lobbed out of the window at you !
ReplyDeleteHow thoughtless and stupid of the burger thrower. Hopefully you wasn't the intended target. At least you put the projectile to good use later. Waste not want not!!! x
ReplyDeleteManna from heaven.
ReplyDeleteA half-eaten burger? God help us..unless you ate it of course
ReplyDeleteDo you think it was a deliberate missile attack or just an accident. Don't expect the feathered lads cared either way.
ReplyDeleteIt was deliberate
DeleteI would like to drive around your village with a bucket full of something smelly and keep an eye out for teenage zombies walking along the road.
ReplyDeleteThat put's the whole new meaning to the words "drive-thru restaurant."
ReplyDeleteThey could have least offered you the chips to go with it.
ReplyDeleteWhere do they come up with this naughtiness ?
~Jo
All we get chucked at our gates is the empty wrappers and Happy Meal boxes :-(
ReplyDeleteWow!
ReplyDeleteSofter than a boulder . . .
If it wasn't for the fact this sounds like it wasn't funny, it would be funny. Pretty pathetic passersby -- hope they kept right on passing through and out of town.
ReplyDeleteHow thoughtless and stupid of the burger thrower. Hopefully you wasn't the intended target. At least you put the projectile to good use later. Waste not want not!!! x
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