Sunday, 6 March 2016

Boobs On My Head


I was a bit nervous " doing the spa thing"
as I am not entirely comfortable with strangers getting their hands on me, so it was with a little trepidation I slipped myself into my white fluffy robe and donned my disposable mule slippers.
The Prof went into the first treatment room with a burly Eastern European masseuse called Magda for his full body and I tottered into the second treatment room with Lucy who had a voice like chocolate. I was a little nervous at first  but the whispering Lucy made me feel totally at ease what with the relaxing music, smells and dim lighting and as I lay on the heated couch like jabba the hutt with my head in a hole, she flitted around me like a silent massaging Ninja .
I had the shoulder and back treatment followed by an intensive facial. Lucy thought an intensive  and hydrating facial was the order of the day ( probably because I have the soap and water complexion of a man who has never cared for his skin in 53 years)
For an hour she put various potions  on my face rubbed them in , and smoothed them off before rubbing in another then another.....it was lovely......and I was truly relaxed , truly ! Well until she worked on a particularly stubborn knot on my back and her boobs bashed me on the head a couple of times.
I almost succumbed to an attack of the giggles then but didn't for I could tell Lucy was a real professional and would not have approved of schoolboy humour!
Anyhow the whole experience was quite special and exceedingly well done. I loved it.


We mooched around the spa pool, steam room and jacuzzi like a couple of Joan Collins lookalikes, drank some wine in the beautiful upstairs sitting room of the Hall itself then went out for dinner with friends and family.
I do so love to be pampered .......the porter even ironed our shirts for us before we went out!
Now that's good service!



56 comments:

  1. Thank you to everyone who offered us good wishes for the day!
    Very kind! Many thanks again xx

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  2. I was feeling blue today until I read this :)
    I can imagine it and just see you trying not to giggle.
    Thank you for this .. and yes, I am giggling.

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  3. I'm ok with boobs bashing against my head, but I'm not sure about facials.

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  4. I bet this professional facial didn't leave your face as red as a baboon's arse like your home one did!

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    1. I had skin like cate Blanchett now

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  5. I'd have suffocated you with mine.

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    1. Tee hee me too Rachel or they would have been ear muffs !!

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    2. me three! that's probably the closest john has EVER gotten to boobs in his life!

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    3. You'd be surprised

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    4. Have to join you in that sentiment Rachel. I can see the headline now: Death by Boobage!

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  6. Good thing you don't have an irrational fear of boobs, I am married to someone who does.

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    1. seriously? remind me to never flash your sweet bear! :)

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  7. Did you die and go to heaven? Oh my god!

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  8. I want skin like Cate Blanchett !!

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  9. Happy to hear that you had such a relaxing spa visit. Is Chris very relaxed as well?

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    1. His massage was a little rougher than mine

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  10. Being 'endowed' myself I tend to forget that the girls can be dangerous. Hopefully, no concussions were experienced.

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  11. Very happy for you tow being pampered and spoiled for the weekend! Well deserved.

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  12. one year ago today
    you changed your life
    and became a husband

    congrats on completing your first year of marriage!

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  13. This would make a good Monty Python-ish skit ..

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  14. How was Chris after his private session with Magda? I bet he was exhausted.

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    1. And worried,, she commented one of his calves were bigger than the other

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    2. I never knew he was a part time dairy farmer!

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  15. Sounds like a great time. Are you going to add a moisturiser to your regime now perhaps?

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  16. Happy Anniversary to you both. Lang may your lum reek. xx

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    1. Are you drunk ? Lol

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    2. Moi?? My standard alternative is "may you have many dogs and horses" but as you are already there with the dogs, it didn't seem so fitting.

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  17. A lot of people would have paid extra for the boobs on the head! I am glad that you and the prof had a relaxing time.

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  18. Nice to get away, eh?!

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  19. It sounds divine and I'm so glad you enjoyed the pamper x

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  20. PS the best boob moment I know is with the gorgeous Kate Winslet & very talented Jack Black in The Holiday & he grins & says something like " Boob graze " and she giggles. I have the feeling it was ad-libbed by Mr Black.
    http://klipd.com/watch/the-holiday/boob-graze-scene

    even if it was scripted, it makes me smile - a favourite film of mine x

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  21. Oh do you know the thought of a massage or a facial makes me cringe, I hate it! Guess that makes me very odd!! Glad you enjoyed!

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    1. I wasnt keen at first.. But it was quite lovely

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  22. Glad you had a good time.
    Boobs on the head or in very close proximity to the face is why I don't mind going to the dentist.

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  23. Amy ... you would have to get me drunk to the point of unconsciousness before I would get a massage. facial good, massage no.

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  24. Now that is the way to celebrate an anniversary! Well, other than the attack of the bewbs.

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  25. I've just read an article on things to do in the morning to facilitate a good day. Stretching, jumping up and down, smiling at oneself in the mirror-some have worked better than others but my own personal addition to the list-to read your blog first thing is working like a charm.

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    1. Thank you susan

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    2. I totally agree with Susan. I do read you as soon as you post it seems. Sitting here , waiting, ready to pounce lol

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  26. Sounds like a delicious time to be sure! Glad you both enjoyed it - here's to many more! :)

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  27. How lovely for you both!! Good for you getting away and indulging in some self love.
    I am not a facial fan, but a massage or body treatment? Yes please!

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  28. Are you going to tell us about the dinner part? Where did you go. What did you eat and drink?! Pls continue Btw this sounds so much nicer than zip lining

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    1. We met family and friends in osborne house in llandudno, whee we had the wedding meal originally.......lovely food........i had liver!

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    2. Liver? How could you?

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  29. I wouldn't want a stranger's boobs bopping me on the head or anywhere else, and especially not during a massage.

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  30. I love a good massage, don't think I ever got some boobage in my face though.

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  32. I love a good massage, but I could quite happily live the rest of my life without ever having another facial. Did they do that thing where they blow steam in your face and pick at your pores with a metal prong? Not enjoyable! Being boob-bashed, on the other hand, I could forgive.

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  33. How wonderful. I love the pampering, the facial, the ironed shirts, but all that "personal touching"? No thanks.

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  34. I can hear Frankie Howerd......"Titter ye not"! X

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  35. Sounds like heaven ! You got me with the ironed shirts -even better than a massage !

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