Saturday, 20 February 2016

Tit

What's Happened today?
Lovely lunch out in Chester,
 Bit of shopping
Got home
Walked dogs into churchyard to see alpacas in church glebe
Spied that Gaynor Mad organist was pottering alone in the church
Got a bit silly , put anorak hood way over head, pressed head against vestry window
Made loud moaning noises and scratched fingers on window
( pretending to be a zombie)
carried on like this for a good minute or so, 
Until a loud cough brought me up short

Apologised profusely  to two ladies who suddenly appeared walking down Church path



43 comments:

  1. Ah-lah. The visual image is terrific.

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  2. Hahaha! Why do we always get caught out when we decide to act like seven-year-olds?!

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  3. I like your silly . . .

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  4. Oh John, you never fail to make us laugh, you idiot !

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  5. thats when you wish the ground would swallow you up!

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  6. Oh John thanks for my morning sprakle, laughing at this whilst drinking a cup of tea .... You are such a goose at times and I love you for it x

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  7. Is Gaynor in hospital now? The shock of what she saw at the window must have caused her to collapse on the vestry floor. Like a scene from a Stephen King horror film.

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    1. She was, i think in the main church doing flowers!

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    2. So it was all for nothing! (Except that the two old ladies will dine out on it for weeks. :) )

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  8. Sod's law eh? Still, these things have to be done....

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  9. My goodness, what were you apologizing to them for? Had you dropped your pants?

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  10. I needed a little giggle. I'm sewn tight from the 2 grandsons. Atlas is 3 and since JayJ died there hasn't been much discipline. The youngster leaves a war path behind him. He hits his brother and she allows it. Anyways at Grandma's there's no hitting animals or humans. We are in the learning stages. I'll bow out and read the rest of the blogs on my list. Enjoy Sunday!

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  11. LOL .... Oh to have been there !

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  12. You're such a hooded yob John!!! :-)

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  13. You should have married Weaver.

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    1. She couldnt ever cope with my aversion to coffee shops

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  14. You were caught! Now I want to know what a glebe is. Since it involves alpacas it is probably a grassy area?

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  15. That should pretty much seal your reputation in the village.

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  16. So the mystery of the alpacas remains . . . Had they escaped? Been dumped in the church glebe? Will they end up in the Ukrainian Village? More fodder for your blog!

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  17. Oh John! Thanks for the larf!

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  18. You are your own show. :)

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    1. LOL ! The John Gray Show .. Live !!

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  19. I love that you still play silly buggers. We do too. I would hate to be one of those serious people who is all grown up. :)

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  20. I suppose you didn't tell Chris when you got back just went in all serious and pious..

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  21. It's one way to ensure your fame - and notoriety - spreads ever wider.

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  22. Now I deduce they were not regular members of the community - they wouldn't have turned a hair!!

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  23. You need to star in your own reality show, lol.

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  24. I am sure your reputation has already become a feature of village life John, so no-one will be surprised at anything you do.

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  25. Silly bugger! That made me laugh. Thanks.

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  26. Haha .... the village idiot strikes again ;-)

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  27. Well, that's sorted, I can never live in Trelawnyd, they don't deserve two village idiots! X

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  28. What fun!! We are the crazy people in our neck of the woods, or weird, as one person stated. Let your freak flag fly!!!

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  29. And I just read a front-page article in The Telegraph about a suspicious zombie outside a church in Trelawnyd!

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  30. Silly man. Made me giggle.

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