To some I am just a shambling pile of stuffy clothes on the other end of four dog leads.
Occasionally, these people may note, that I wear a grey and black Woolley hat.
To Chris I am a partner, a homemaker, a confidant, and a flatulent bed warmer.
I am a brother, slightly distant uncle, an affable brother in law and a popular nephew.
I am also an orphan.
I am best friend to a few and a good friend to a few more
I am a cheerful acquaintance to many.
I am a supportive work collegue, and an average intensive care nurse
However I am an excellent rehab nurse and once was a popular boss who is, I would like to think, still missed by my staff
I am secretary to a sweet small village flower Show.and I am obsessed by film, and zombie tv shows
I am pack leader to four dogs, and Pride leader to one small wide eyed cat.
I am associated with food and water by a varied flock of pea sized brained fowl.
I am an egg seller, good neighbour and a sucker for a good sob story.
I am an average academic, a bad gardener and a plain cook.
I am a good Samaritan
I am also opinionated, stubborn and incredibly bad tempered first thing in the morning.
I am......I am..........I could go on!
It's a shame about the '1' really.
ReplyDeleteJohn 007 would have a much better ring to it..
you are a world class blogger
ReplyDeleteI forgot to add, I'm a gobshite
ReplyDeleteYou are a joy to us all, a cheerful pick me up in the morning, or the evening, And the adored God and Centre of the Universe to four dogs and a cat!
ReplyDeleteWeighing your negatives against my partner's, you are almost boyfriend material.
ReplyDeleteYour an all round lovely man me thinks and a joy to read
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ReplyDeleteYou come over on the blog as a very kind man, with a good sense of humour, who doesn't take himself too seriously; a loyal partner and friend to your animals...the sort of person we would all love to know. Sounds as if your only regret is leaving rehab; couldn't you go back to it?
ReplyDeleteI yam what I yam
ReplyDeleteI'm Popeye the Sailorman!
I am......I am..........shy and retiring?
ReplyDeleteYou missed the 'GSOH' (& n/s?) Good luck in your search. ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to say you are also warm and extremely entertaining.
ReplyDeleteTwiggy
I am a cider drinker. Do you like the Wurzels John?
ReplyDeleteYes and combine harvesters
Deletesoon you will be able to say "I am a HUSBAND!"
ReplyDeleteYou're a big softie and we all know it! Long may it last :-)
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ReplyDeleteYou are also a brilliant blog writer, a scotch egg connoisseur, and a master of the double entendre blog title that draws followers from all over the world.
ReplyDeleteYou are so much to so many ... and soon you will also be a husband.
you are also so much more.........
ReplyDeleteBloody hell - all this fame has gone to your rather large head.
ReplyDeleteI think your right!
DeleteSeriously I think I had a bit of wobble this morning about " being here"
I think I've walked around the churchyard too much
I'm not saying it's not all true, it's just that maybe it should be left to whoever writes your obituary to say it, and let's hope that it's not for many, many years to come until you let out your final fart.
DeleteI am scheduled to work a full week of overnights next week and I AM not happy about it.
ReplyDeleteIt's all " me me me " with you today ......
ReplyDeleteIsn't it just?
DeleteA slyly witty raconteur... a bulldog fanny washer.... a crunchy exterior with marshmallow fluff inside. And before long you'll be a semi-hip Hubby.
ReplyDeleteI am a smartass...... who is frequently a doofus. A sucker for those who are good and/or kind. The kind of evil daughter who, when my mother does that whole guilt trip travel agent thing starts out with "Don't you even care that..." manages to look quite bewildered, and blurts out "Well... no... was I supposed to?".
Oh, and by the by, in case you hadn't noticed you are rather well liked around these here parts.
I love you........
ReplyDeletenot in a scary way o'course
ahem
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Don't forget gifted storyteller and future novelist to rival the popularity of James Herriott. Imagine Darrowby with zombies!
ReplyDelete"I could go on." Please Do!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a truly amazing human being...just being you
ReplyDeleteI am a gobshite too.
ReplyDeleteYou're one double O seven, all right. A comfortable James Bond.
ReplyDeleteYou must be doing something right - you've got a gazillion followers. Five years' later, I'm down to 67! Thinking I might get out of it. Should you be showing your card publicly? Thought you had to remain anonymous? Good Saturday to you. Shame Wales got beat in the rugby last night but they put up a very admirable fight. S'pose it'll be the same for Scotland today!
ReplyDeleteGood point old gal...please don't get out of it......either
DeleteJx
It has all been said before I got here! As I commented on someone's blog the other day….you are the nicest person I have ever not met! ( or words to that effect)
ReplyDelete...a decent spud!
ReplyDeleteYou missed...
ReplyDeleteYou are a smile and a thought to my mornings.
cheers, parsnip
You are an all round good sort and a jolly fine blogger.
ReplyDeleteLooked forward to and loved by your readers.
ReplyDeleteYou're an orphan? Very intriguing. Tell us more.
ReplyDeleteWell, what an introduction on my first visit. What's next?
ReplyDeleteYou are fascinating to those of us who regularly drop in for a chat, John. We are lucky to know you.
ReplyDeleteYou're human. Me, too.
ReplyDeleteI rather like you, John and I wouldn't mind a friend like you. P'raps a good job I live miles away in Cornwall, or I might become a stalker.
ReplyDeleteI rather like you, John and I wouldn't mind a friend like you. P'raps a good job I live miles away in Cornwall, or I might become a stalker.
ReplyDeleteI like you and any/all of your foibles... you are my number one go to blogger when I want to spit tea/wine (pick time of day) over my keyboard. You give me hope that my son can find a partner as loving and compassionate as you and as forgiving (of flatulance!) as Chris. Can't wait for your nuptials... even though I'm 13 thousand miles away, I'm very excited for you both.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
Human. Blogger. 'Through the ether friend'.x
ReplyDeleteA good man, too.
ReplyDeleteYou started this John? I think I'll jump on this bandwagon. I LOVE talking about myself. (smile)
ReplyDeleteRon