Thursday, 16 October 2014

The Russell Crowe Lasagne part II

I was buggered this morning when I got home from work......truly buggered.
The last thing I remember was sitting down in the living room, still with my coat on with the large blue casarole dish on my knee.
Cold lasagne is a wonderful breakfast when you've had a busy shift.
I woke up around eleven thirty, with a stiff neck.
The lasagne dish was empty on the floor
I'll give you three guesses what happened?

59 comments:

  1. Hahahaa,oh that Winnie!
    The other night, the husband fell asleep in front of the TV. He had been eating a wrap (luncheon meat, cheese, jalapenos wrapped in a tortilla). When he woke up, he found the jalapenos sitting on another chair, and later found the remnants of the tortilla under another chair. And it wasn't our dog who ate all of that - it was our cat, Charlemagne!

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  2. If that's not the face of innocence, I don't know what is.

    If you look beyond the tomato sauce on her snout, that is.

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  3. You can see her thinking " bugger the diet!"

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  4. In that look I see a plea for forgiveness and understanding, which I know you'll supply. She couldn't help it, after all. She has to eat 'because it's there!'. To show your benevolence why not cook another one especially for her?

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  5. Aw bless her she looks like a cute manatee in the face there.

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  6. Ah bless her - she was only saving you from a cold breakfast. My Lab would have eaten the whole thing and cleaned up all the evidence before giving me a kiss to wake me up.... and blamed the pixies.

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    1. Sally.......nice you have your comment xx

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  7. Lol, I love Winnie x

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  8. It looks like she's saying .... "go on prove it was me!!"

    I bet the others didn't get a look in :-)

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  9. Aw - bless her heart. I'd have done the same. :))

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  10. Well, if you fall asleep with the dish, then that's what you get. Congratulations, Winnie.

    Love,
    Janie

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  11. I am sure that everyone had a taste. Plus she was just trying to help you stay on your diet ! She took one to keep you safe !
    And that is love.

    cheers, parsnip

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  12. My bulldog has the same look when she knows who is to blame.

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  13. Oh what a love! Remember when you were undecided about taking on another dog? Little did you know you were taking on one willing to save you from yourself!

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  14. That truly made me laugh out loud.
    I was just thinking the other day that the main difference between cats and dogs is that dogs actually do appear to experience guilt while cats would scratch their own eyeballs out before ever doing such a thing.

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  15. "Thank god you've woken up Dad. Someone has had the temerity to steal your breakfast from right under your nose. No, I didn't see who it was".


    Jean
    x

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  16. I had a good laugh over that one....hope you did too.

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  17. Is that tomato sauce on her cheek and guilt in her eye. - Or is it just pure love. Either way, what's done is done so forgive. Forget her diet I say.

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  18. Three guesses ... and the first two don't count :)

    How can someone who has just eaten a Russell Crowe lasagna look so woebegone?

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  19. That is a look of love, such a sweet face.

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  20. Is George still licking the dish while Winnie looks at your with that : "What, me? couldn't be" look!

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  21. She was FRAMED I tell ya framed!
    Ruth in Oxnard CA

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  22. Oh, the bowels will object sometime! What guilt!

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    1. I've just got home after sams shift....they have....well and truly

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    2. Oh no...that's sounds deeply malodorous.

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  23. I want to caption that photo "It was the cat!"

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  24. A picture really truly can tell a story.

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  25. I just hope she remembered that she was a lady and shared!

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  26. That's a relief - when I saw the picture I thought she was bleeding!

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    1. so did I when I first woke up

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  27. Carpe Diem...Sieze the Day !
    John 0 Winnie 1
    :)

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    1. Seize the lasagne jo more like

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  28. You made my lady laugh! ha ha ha haaa!

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  29. Clearly it slipped to the floor and a gang of mice came in and ate it. Clearly that is what Winnie is trying to tell you.

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    1. She's had the shits all day

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    2. Serves her right, the greedy bitch!

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  30. Ole Rusty would be proud.

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    1. So would mary berry
      It was her recipe

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  31. Oh my gods! The kids had a laugh on this one! :)

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  32. Credits you with a good hard nap!

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  33. that little face just has "but you still love me, right Dad" Poor Winnie caught in the act.

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  34. The tell tale face....and so innocent looking :). Get some rest!

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  35. Give her a big kiss from me......Winnie the wonder dog.

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  36. I just can't get past "Russell Crowe lasagna." Will he come to my kitchen and whip up a batch?

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  37. Winnie knows a good lasagne when she sees one !

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  38. Well done Winnie.

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  39. Ooh, wicked wicked dog. And the cheeky bugger's got that Oliver Twist look - "Okay what about second helpings?"

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  40. Oh no! That erased any diet progress, I'm sure.

    Look at the expression on her face! "Who, me?"

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  41. I bet it was good

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  42. Awww but who could get angry at that face?!

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