"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
So so funny, you have started something here:-)
I just spit my drink all over my laptop. Do I send the bill to you or Tom? LOL!
I did warn you, but you did insist...
(I love Karen's, btw.)
TOM!! lol :)I love the Unimpressed Orange, too! Today I am finally off work, and I have a couple of ideas. I can't wait to make one! Thanks for sharing this idea, John. We can all use some laughs these days.
You've started something BIG here John!
"It's a scorcher" makes me feel the heat :)
I am amazed at the creativity. Shall have a think about it overnight.
I love the creativity you have unleashed here. And am enjoying the show. Thank you - and all the contributors.
Love the scorcher and unimpressed orange, brilliant and Tom's entry (ahem) . How much time have we got before the big day? would love to try my hand.
I like the scorcher complete with sweat running down. I can't see the oranges too well on my phone so they will have to wait until tomorrow . I have nicknamed Stephenson's the hand job.
Catching up and see you've got some great entries, I'm glad I don't have to pick a winner, but I do love that cool phone you bought!!
Oh dear, poor Tom, a little wispy willy! Been on the spray tan?
It was the best I could find in Waitrose, and bears no relation to anything other than... er... the season. Honest.
Waitrose, hmm more impressed now.
Fantastic entries. You have opened a can of worms.
Reminds me of that Alanis M song...how does it go? Something about transparent dangling carrots....
Hum it and I'll see if if I recognise it.
The only idea that I came up with was to buy a German cabbage and put a name tag on it that says 'Angela'. But if I bought a cabbage, I would have to eat it. So I dropped the whole thing.I wonder if you will be allowed to present all the online entries. Will the flower and veggie show have to have some rating like movies? PG13?
I love the 'Unimpressed Orange"!
Haha. Good stuff here. :-)
You people on the other side of the world are a little odd me thinks....John I think you have bought out all of the fruit and veg fetishist's (is that a word?) out of the closet.....
Perhaps Tom should have applied some beetroot juice to the end section to give it an authentic-looking purplish look. Just saying.
thanks Ray, that just completed the picture... :-(
Only trying to chivvy the imagination along, E. And I can see it's worked. (Tee hee!)
The carrot needs no adornment whatsoever!!!
I love Karen's entry, I don't want to discuss Toms "entry"
Wonderful. But I can't believe Tom isn't ashamed to insert that thing here!
Insert it where, Mitchell? Stop moving and I'll see if I can insert it.
ha ha ha SO CREATIVE....these are so cool..where do I send mine?
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