Monday, 4 August 2014

Enough of Tom's Carrot Penis

I think I need to gloss over Tom's penis
My stomach and imagination couldn't quite cope with it after a 
particularly irritating night shift
And so the entries keep on coming
Els' boat crew
Jennifer Barlow's " Rock'n roll"

Kerri's tribute to Munch's " The scream"
Dani's " give us a kiss"


Greenfingers " my allotment wife" aka Gary

43 comments:

  1. Ha...
    I should have signed the email 'Gary' I guess.

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    1. My allotment wife will be most annoyed.

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    2. I thought it was you but couldn't remember
      Now amended
      ( love the sweet pea addition)

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    3. Amanda chose them. Remind me when the wedding is.

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  2. Only slightly relevant but something for carnivores: When I was very very very little, happy and sitting on the bench outdoors, I bit into a plum. One of those little blighters (a baby maggot) winked at me. I love plums. Took me years before I so much as contemplated eating another [plum that is, not maggot].

    Tom's entry in its simplicity and execution not only lifelike but (possibly) true to his form.

    "The Scream" is inspired, the "Allotment Wife" rivaling fashion statements made by the likes of Vivienne Westwood and Zandra Rhodes.

    U

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    1. Where's your entry Ursula?

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  3. I liad all my bits of veg and fruit out on the work top and tried to construct an entry. I couldn't. Don't know whether that means that creativity has deserted me or that my choice of fruit and veg is naff.

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    1. Pat..... Don't be defeatist get one knocked out

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  4. 'The Scream' is pure genius!

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  5. That yellow pepper Scream is brilliant. (My 'owl' is now consigned to the compost heap.) This is such fun!

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    1. It's surviving on the internet

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  6. I am blown away with the ingenuity of your readers….." The Scream" is amazing as it took nothing other than cutting a pepper! Love the allotment wife, and the less said about Tom's entry the better methinks!

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  7. Oh Lordy, my son saw Tom's carrot and has just explained it in detail to his female tutor. Typically Aspie, he used great detail and i was praying he would run out of words, but he went on and on....

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    1. I can't wait for the vicars reaction

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  8. 'I think I need to gloss over Tom's penis' only you could start a post this way!!

    Emulsion might be kinder, easier to scrub off ;-)

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    1. I think quite a few women have glossed over Tom's penis over the years

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  9. There seems no end to what can be accomplished with fruit and vegetables.

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  10. Ha!!! These are brilliant!!! I think I might have to give it a go!!!!

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  11. Maybe Tom is an oompa loompa.

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  12. These are all so clever. Munch's pepper scream is amazing.

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  13. Is there no end to the ingenuity!

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  14. I've been trying to get a bit of an entry going with my camera and two large courgettes but my creative side is eluding me. No... really I was being creative in the kitchen when Himself came in and said 'WTF are you doing with the courgettes'!

    I tried to explain, but if you get a solicitors letter about 'corrupting my wife' etc you'll know where it came from.

    I agree about the Munch Pepper; inspired!

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    1. Get your arse into gear and get a photo to me!
      Remember the whole population of trelawnyd will see it

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  15. They are all so clever, I'm glad I don't have to choose a winner.

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    1. I a, going to ask the vicar to choose one

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  16. Thank you for putting up "The Scream". It tasted really good after cutting it up, and roasting it :-).

    The owl entry is my favourite one so far. I'm looking forward to seeing all of the other creative entries.

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    1. It seems to have secured the intellectual vote

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  17. They're all brilliant! Just to let you know, parcel's in post so lookout for postman, he doesn't always ring twice!

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    1. Thnnk you ann
      I hope you win the cup again!

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    2. You're welcome.....and it's 'Anne' with an 'e' but you can call me 'Madam'!

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  18. Kerri's Munch scream is magnificent

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  19. After looking at these entries, I ate mine.

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    1. Terry as my oldest follower please enter!

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  20. The screaming pepper is amazing, my favorite entry so far.

    Is there such a thing as enough of Tom's carrot penis? ;)

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  21. The Scream is spot on amazing. I love that it just looked like that naturally. Too cool!

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  22. The Scream made me laugh. I think I'd fancy a carrot penis.

    Love,
    Janie

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