I think I need to gloss over Tom's penis
My stomach and imagination couldn't quite cope with it after a
particularly irritating night shift
And so the entries keep on coming
Els' boat crew
Jennifer Barlow's " Rock'n roll"
Kerri's tribute to Munch's " The scream"
Dani's " give us a kiss"
Greenfingers " my allotment wife" aka Gary
Ha...
ReplyDeleteI should have signed the email 'Gary' I guess.
My allotment wife will be most annoyed.
DeleteI thought it was you but couldn't remember
DeleteNow amended
( love the sweet pea addition)
Amanda chose them. Remind me when the wedding is.
DeleteMarch 6th
DeleteOnly slightly relevant but something for carnivores: When I was very very very little, happy and sitting on the bench outdoors, I bit into a plum. One of those little blighters (a baby maggot) winked at me. I love plums. Took me years before I so much as contemplated eating another [plum that is, not maggot].
ReplyDeleteTom's entry in its simplicity and execution not only lifelike but (possibly) true to his form.
"The Scream" is inspired, the "Allotment Wife" rivaling fashion statements made by the likes of Vivienne Westwood and Zandra Rhodes.
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Where's your entry Ursula?
DeleteI liad all my bits of veg and fruit out on the work top and tried to construct an entry. I couldn't. Don't know whether that means that creativity has deserted me or that my choice of fruit and veg is naff.
ReplyDeletePat..... Don't be defeatist get one knocked out
Delete'The Scream' is pure genius!
ReplyDeleteI agree.
DeleteI love it.
DeleteThat yellow pepper Scream is brilliant. (My 'owl' is now consigned to the compost heap.) This is such fun!
ReplyDeleteIt's surviving on the internet
DeleteI am blown away with the ingenuity of your readers….." The Scream" is amazing as it took nothing other than cutting a pepper! Love the allotment wife, and the less said about Tom's entry the better methinks!
ReplyDeleteOh Lordy, my son saw Tom's carrot and has just explained it in detail to his female tutor. Typically Aspie, he used great detail and i was praying he would run out of words, but he went on and on....
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for the vicars reaction
Delete'I think I need to gloss over Tom's penis' only you could start a post this way!!
ReplyDeleteEmulsion might be kinder, easier to scrub off ;-)
I think quite a few women have glossed over Tom's penis over the years
DeleteThere seems no end to what can be accomplished with fruit and vegetables.
ReplyDeleteHa!!! These are brilliant!!! I think I might have to give it a go!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Tom is an oompa loompa.
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteHa Ha Ha!
DeleteThese are all so clever. Munch's pepper scream is amazing.
ReplyDeleteIs there no end to the ingenuity!
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to get a bit of an entry going with my camera and two large courgettes but my creative side is eluding me. No... really I was being creative in the kitchen when Himself came in and said 'WTF are you doing with the courgettes'!
ReplyDeleteI tried to explain, but if you get a solicitors letter about 'corrupting my wife' etc you'll know where it came from.
I agree about the Munch Pepper; inspired!
Get your arse into gear and get a photo to me!
DeleteRemember the whole population of trelawnyd will see it
They are all so clever, I'm glad I don't have to choose a winner.
ReplyDeleteI a, going to ask the vicar to choose one
DeleteThank you for putting up "The Scream". It tasted really good after cutting it up, and roasting it :-).
ReplyDeleteThe owl entry is my favourite one so far. I'm looking forward to seeing all of the other creative entries.
It seems to have secured the intellectual vote
DeleteThey're all brilliant! Just to let you know, parcel's in post so lookout for postman, he doesn't always ring twice!
ReplyDeleteThnnk you ann
DeleteI hope you win the cup again!
You're welcome.....and it's 'Anne' with an 'e' but you can call me 'Madam'!
DeleteKerri's Munch scream is magnificent
ReplyDeleteYou'll turn her head
DeleteAfter looking at these entries, I ate mine.
ReplyDeleteTerry as my oldest follower please enter!
DeleteThe screaming pepper is amazing, my favorite entry so far.
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as enough of Tom's carrot penis? ;)
The Scream is spot on amazing. I love that it just looked like that naturally. Too cool!
ReplyDeleteThe Scream made me laugh. I think I'd fancy a carrot penis.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie