Monday, 30 September 2013

Does My Bum Look Big In This?


I have now lost 10 lbs in 21 days
I was stood half asleep after being on the scales at fat club tonight
When the leader said cheerfully
"Looking good girlfriend"
I smiled and said " thank you" like a schoolgirl
Then shut up rather quickly

She had been talking to someone else
Hey ho
Very tired tonight.....
It all got rather fraught when I got home..
Chris has lost a slipper
And Winifred seems to be the prime suspect

52 comments:

  1. oh no Winnie!

    good job on the weight loss! your going great guns

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  2. Crikey, that's incredible weight loss, well done!
    I'm sure you look and feel a lot better for it.

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  3. You will get those Scotch Eggs tomorrow. (heh heh heh)

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  4. OMG ..that's all my extra points in one sitting!

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  5. Don't listen to Tom. Those Scotch Eggs came from a gas station. Would you eat sushi from a gas station? Well, don't eat the eggs, either. Girlfriend.

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    1. Awwww he promised joanne

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    2. Don't listen to that head of a family of three generations of dope dealers. My eggs are Kosher, I tell you - or they would be if they didn't contain pork.

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    3. Bring on your pork experience thomas

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    4. It will be hitting your doormat tomorrow morning. Alert the dogs.

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  6. well, uh, I have never seen your bum, so I wouldn't know.

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    1. It's lovely
      Hairy
      But lovely x

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    2. I have just sicked-up a small bit of Scotch Egg.

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    3. Quick eat it again
      Don't waste it

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    4. LOVELY and HAIRY? YES PLEASE! :)

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    5. But could you crack an egg on it?

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    6. I could crack a coconut

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  7. You guys...you can always drop weight so fast. What's with that? Congratulations since I know it is never easy to stay away from our favorite foods.

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    1. Deb
      It IS a man thing
      I agree.....we do find it easier than women...I'd love to work out why

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    2. Ask Cro - he just cuts off one buttock, roasts it, then feeds it to the wife.

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  8. Thats a lot of sugar you've lost there. Maybe make some jam with it...

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  9. I'm so happy and proud of you (even though we don't "know" each other).

    I have to lose a few pounds, oh, hell a Collie in weight. I've skulked off and joined Curves, the old lady gym. They weighed me and measured me. The pain, the humiliation.

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    1. Thank you...and thanks to everyone who left good wishes

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  10. That's HUGE weight loss....good for you. But, Winnifred and the Missing Slipper mystery? Never!!

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  11. Yah, sure, blame the newbie :)

    Well done on the weight loss. The most I've ever lost is one pound in one week. Grrr.

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  12. Congratulations, John! That is fantastic!
    Hope you're not having a loss of energy do to sudden weight loss.
    I hope the slipper is only well hidden! Maybe a new chew toy is needed?

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  13. John,

    Congrats on the weight loss.

    Did the pup eat the slipper or just destroy and hide it?

    Get some sleep my friend, you deserve it.

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  14. I bet your bum is beautiful. Mine is too big, but Willy Dunne Wooters thinks I'm curvy and sexy. You have a lot of nerve, though, Buddy, blaming Winnie for a lost slipper. It's probably under the bed with the dust bunnies. WINNIE IS INNOCENT.

    Love,
    Janie

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  15. Congratulations! Ten pounds is a big deal! I hope the slipper is hiding under the sofa.

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  16. I am sure Winnie had nothing to do with it ;)

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  17. Congratulations. And what is Chris carrying on about? He has still got a slipper.

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    1. Wanting two of anything is greedy.

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  18. Congrats on the weight loss. I am jealous....I could never lose 10 pounds that quickly....no fair!! :)

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  19. You are tired because you are starving!!!

    Congratulations on you loss. The only way I could lose that is if all my clothes fell off. Keep up the good work.

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  20. Wow impressive......but aren't you hungry all the time? I want to lose weight for my sons wedding next year but will leave it till after Christmas to start. As for the slipper? mmmmm don't need to be sherlock to have a clue there do you .......

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  21. Loving the banter between you, Tom & Cro this morning.
    aww Winnie is right at home !

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  22. Quick buy him a lovely new pair of slippers (and hide them from Winnie).

    Five bags of sugar, that's impressive well done. I don't know how big my bum is .... it's behind me ... I can't see it, so I'm not looking :-)

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  23. Oh dear...............!

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  24. Thanks for my morning laugh, had to tell Tom about this one.
    Let's hope its not too chewed up when you find it.
    Briony
    x

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  25. I had a similar waving episode yesterday with someone I thought was greeting me but their actual 'friend' was behind me. A humiliation sandwich.

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  26. My first thought was, "Wow. You have that kind of campy exchange at your Trelawnyd diet club?" Congratulations on that 21 pounds. A major accomplishment!

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  27. Kudos on the weight loss John. Feels good doesn't it?

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    1. It's certainly helped my flatulance

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  28. Well done, John. You must be ravishing, girlfriend! Enjoy those Scotch eggs when they land. You deserve a treat! xo

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  29. I envy your weight loss. And I will grin for the rest of the day ....would love to have been there!

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  30. Any weight loss is a good thing so congrats are definitely in order on getting rid of so much of it. And leave my little Winifred alone. That slipper makes a wonderful toy to play with.

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  31. Still can't find the slipped
    I know she has a big mouth, but even she couldn't have eaten it

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    1. If Chris put away his slippers as he should, we wouldn't have to deal with this problem. Shame on Chris.

      I love you, Winnie.

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