My relationship with avocado is a complicated one
It’s sloppy and covers shirt fronts with quite some ease, even when you are acting on best behaviour .
My German Friend has only shared a meal with me three times now
Each time , I have experienced some food detritus issues.
I shared with him the moment I thought I had clicked with a professional gay guy at Chester’s Jaunty Goat a few years back. Me and him swapping smiles , when my smile centred around his trim beard ….his smile underlining the irony of a skunk sized avocado slime trail down my front.
Why don’t you just wear a serviette ? Was the German’s simple reply
I’m dozing in front of the fire and Roger is gently licking the front of my pullover
Tomato sauce with chilli and garlic
After 3 shared meals, all of which have involved food adorning your front, he's still there for you. That says something! If you're like me, food will find the 1 square centimetre that isn't covered by a serviette anyway. And why is it always something that leaves a stain that nothing shifts? And as a by the by, avocado is disgusting! Tastes like soap to me. Maybe that's just me! xx
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Lee
They're old tights!
DeleteOh, you’d be in trouble with me. I’ve watched SG used a spoon to enjoy what falls on his shirt. Aaaaaaaaaak!
ReplyDeleteJohn, you sound better! I’m glad! Take care of yourself. I hope you have a relaxing weekend. A bit of detritus on your front is ok. No worries because Roger will take care of it.
ReplyDeleteSending love and peace, Carol in Atlanta
Isn't it too cold to eat avocado?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be nice if Roger could put StainStick on your shirt as he licked it?
Good idea from your German friend but then Roger would be sad.
Hugs!
Oh John! You certainly make an unforgettable first impression. And second. And third.
ReplyDeleteI take it, your German friend is still in the mix. Good to know a few spills are of no concern. Things are looking good.
ReplyDeleteYou are a hot mess John:) Nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteDarling Roger!! Your German friend has a point!! I"ll make you a couple of bibs if you like!
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest that you boil your jumper every Sunday, and make soup for the week!
ReplyDeleteLemon dribbled on your shirt - make lemonade! Love it.
DeleteHudson Valley Annie
Você nem me conhece, você nunca fez uma disciplina junto comigo, você nem estuda mais na UFRJ, você já se formou como farmacêutica, mesmo assim um FDP da coordenação da farmácia vazou as minhas informações pessoais para você.
ReplyDeleteQuer dizer, eu faço a vontade da coordenação da farmácia da UFRJ e tenho as minhas informações pessoais vazadas para quem nem me conhece e nem mora mais no Brasil.
Você mora em Copenhagen que fica na Dinamarca e trabalha na empresa Novonesis, esse FDP não tinha nada que vazar as minhas informações pessoais para você que está morando no exterior. Sim, eu descobri o seu perfil no Instagram e no Linkedin:
https://www.instagram.com/rafa.rafafa/
https://dk.linkedin.com/in/pharmacist-rafaela-carvalho/pt
Eu descubro tudo, assim como eu descobri, que um FDP da coordenação da farmácia da UFRJ vazou as minhas informações pessoais para você, que nem sabe quem eu sou.
Eu acho que o FDP achou que eu não iria descobrir a maldade que ele fez comigo, pode avisar para esse FDP que eu descubro tudo, assim como eu descobri o seu perfil no Instagram e no Linkedin.
Se esse FDP achou que ele iria me calar ao vazar as minhas informações pessoais para você, pode avisar para ele, que nunca vai me calar, medo é para quem tem algo a perder, eu não tenho nada a perder, não sobrou nada para mim.
Pode avisar a esse FDP, que o que ele fez comigo vai ter volta, nada fica impune.
Se esse FDP morasse aqui na minha rua as coisas seriam bem diferentes, em cima da minha rua tem uma boca de fumo, em frente a minha casa funciona um ferro velho clandestino que fornece material furtado para os traficantes fazerem barricadas. Se esse FDP morasse aqui na minha rua, os traficantes já teriam mandado esse FDP subir até a boca de fumo, os traficantes não gostam de gente que faz as coisas para sacanear os outros, igual esse FDP fez comigo.
I think you need to don a large white table napkin, à la Hercule Poirot.
ReplyDeleteAww ... but Roger would have nothing to lick up if you wore a serviette. ;-)
ReplyDeleteWear a bib then let Roger lick off the remains of your dinner after you have eaten. That is what my pooch does. The bib gets washed every Saturday and today it looks a bit like an abstract painting. Hugs, Gigi
ReplyDeleteGarlic and chilli both dangerous for dogs.
ReplyDeleteHe's licking a jumper not consuming a pizza, I think he will survive!!
DeleteAnd you’re a vet with 31 years of experience, are you?
DeleteNasty.. FO
DeleteOne of many enchanting characteristics.
ReplyDeleteYour German has good advice, have you acted upon it?
ReplyDeleteAvocado is a favourite of my wife but definitely not on my list.
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