I went to fat club late this evening and left the cottage all cozy and toasty for the Prof on his return from work.
A chicken curry was warming in the oven and the dogs were all sorted
When I finally got home the fucker had eaten his AND my half of the curry!
I was so mad I could have clubbed Julie Andrews to death with her own guitar
I would sulk and pout and make damn sure he makes it up to you for a very long time. Annd
ReplyDeleteThe bugger just shrugged his shoulders and said " I thought there was a lot in the pot"
DeleteIt happens all the time in my house. You need to leave a note! I frequently make food that disappears before I get to eat it!
ReplyDeleteHe has a PhD!!!!!!!!
DeleteEven more reason to leave a note! His head is probably somewhere else along with his common sense!! Never mind, you live and learn. You could try hiding food but the dogs might let you down!!!
DeleteA PhD - so what? He ought to more considerate.
DeleteAh men.
ReplyDeleteWelllllllllll. . . it seemed it was tasty !
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
I wouldnt fucking know whould I?
Deleteummmmmmm, yes did he at least clean up ?
DeleteThe gall of that man! Hehe! Let one of the dogs piddle into his favorite shoes, I say!
ReplyDeleteIt happens here too. And definitely leads to hissy fits.
ReplyDeleteHissy fit! I aint even started !
DeleteTammy Wynette channeling Psycho tonight then. Expect the Prof was just being thoughtful: less grub = svelte John. Was there much shouting?
ReplyDeleteI turned into a tight lipped bette davis
DeleteBeen there and it does truly piss a person off!
ReplyDeleteoh god...i know the feeling. husbands!
ReplyDeletethe prof owes you 2 scotch eggs and a nice lunch/dinner out at a posh restaurant.
ReplyDeletethat being said, marriage...men...aughhhhhhhhhhh!
There's only one way to put a stop to it John, suggest that it might be time for him to join you at fat club - then run!
ReplyDeleteCan you mention it tomorrow?
DeleteI will indeed - followed swiftly by an application to be your PA ... :o)
DeleteYi dont pay as well but I'm more fun x
DeleteIsn't it wonderful, he likes your cooking.
ReplyDeleteDont be a peacemaker
DeleteAt least it wasn't your pavlova! Spinning doesn't describe that one and I don't mean exercise class. And to add insult to injury, the dog was licking the plate when I came in the door. I am single now.
ReplyDeleteI love you jane
DeleteOinker!!! I'd be pissed too.
ReplyDeleteThank you!!!!!!
DeleteDefinitely grounds for divorce! Lawyer up!
ReplyDeleteHe owes you dinner out and a present of some sort ..
ReplyDeleteThen maybe you will let him sleep in the bedroom again.
Selfish pig..give him a good blast from me. I'm told I'm kind of scary when mad so act it up really well.
ReplyDeleteyour cooking just must be too good. LOL
ReplyDeleteHe just couldn't help himself, it was just that good! You have only yourself to blame for being such a good cook! Just kidding, make him cook and wash the dishes for a month.
ReplyDeletereminds me of my homemade pecan pie made for Christmas Dinner Desert. I left it cooling while I went about other chores walked back through the kitchen to find A HUGE piece missing!
ReplyDeleteHe, Who Ate It, had a very rough Christmas Eve.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! Crikey ..... you were mad alright? You could have clubbed Julie Andrews to death with her own guitar???????????? Fair dinkum!! That's about as angry as anyone could get, aye?? Or is it???
ReplyDeleteOh, that's definitely cause for slitty eyes and pinched mouth!! Leave him notes from now on, telling him exactly how much he's allowed to have. And don't be overly generous the first few times, either :)
ReplyDeletePay backs are hell . . .
ReplyDeleteI am sure he was just trying to help you out on your diet. Between no dinner and your rage, you should be down two pounds tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteHe had best cleaned up the mess. Next time i cooked the louse a meal it would have a surprise in it.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely grounds for divorce. I hope you sent him out for a replacement takeaway!
ReplyDeleteI know most time in United States now...One can all always find grounds for a divorce.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on
the divorce would be justified but you would probably feel like the loser ;)
ReplyDeleteI guess there is a bit to be said for living alone...no one eats my food...
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you didn't get to eat what you had cooked. Is the Prof spoiled; anyways just cook 2 dishes next time. I was over at my bestie's house tonight watching DWTS. She grilled burger and I cut up homemade french fries. At 6, she said " Gabs that's enough." I listen to her as I always do. We ate our meal while watching the telly. I put my plate up but saw more homemade french fried potatoes 🥔 and I brought them back in my hand. She told me she wanted them for lunch tomorrow. Heck no, I wanted to cook more. 😉
ReplyDeleteNo matter how mad or deranged you may be, I don't think it's possible to want to harm Julie Andrews.
ReplyDeleteI hope he had indigestion x
ReplyDeleteRile and fume not. There's sure to be a box of chocs on the way, likely along with a bunch of roses and a scotch egg or two. Just you wait and see. (Tee hee!)
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't been to Fat Club. Nobody eats before going so you are really hungry when you get back. I do sympathise.
ReplyDeleteIn gobbling most of your curry, I guess that The Prof was following the instructions of Dick - his personal fitness coach. Besides, sitting on your bottom reading theses and academic papers is no doubt hungry work. Like cattle ranching or deep coal mining.
ReplyDeleteI would have made him fix something for MY dinner!
ReplyDeleteDiet club would make you want to eat the pot... glad Julie isn't a local then.
ReplyDeleteHope you managed an egg or two and to put a positive spin on it the Prof probably saved you heaps of calories... the pot wouldn't add many :)
Consider it a compliment to the chef! :) Hugs! deb
ReplyDeleteI thought Tammy wyenette sang about divorce. Didn't Julie sing about her favourite things? Not Prof by the sound of things.
ReplyDeleteWELL, that is The Dizzy Limit!! I know who'd be cooking all the meals during the Easter break if that happened in our house........
ReplyDeletePoor you! Have a Scotch Egg, and another ... and then perhaps a chocolate Easter egg!
It sounds to me like the Prof is trying to help you lose weight... by starving you!
ReplyDeleteWhen the chicken curry is all gone, when the bee stings, when you're feeling sad, just think of a few of your favorite things and then you won't feel.... so bad!
ReplyDeleteYes, just like coal mining.
ReplyDelete(Helplessly giggling)