I was standing on the village green in front of the Memorial Hall
when a car pulled up to the give way lines on Chapel Street.
The window opened and someone I shall refer to as Ms X waved in a friendly manner
a cheerful voice rang out,
With the words
" My Anal abscess is back!"
You couldn't make it up!
Oh, the joys of the job! :)
ReplyDeleteHer own or her pets?
ReplyDeleteThank Goodness I swallowed my coffee before reading this.
ReplyDeleteI have learned the hard way.
cheers, parsnip
Bet you feel better for knowing that, John !
ReplyDeleteA little too much sharing going on there.
ReplyDeleteAnd now you feel the need to top that one with a goodie of your own ?
ReplyDeleteShall we help you ?
That is definitely TOO much information!
ReplyDeleteI think you must have made it up. Mrs X would make a great ambassador for your village if not.
ReplyDelete'X the arse boil'.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she hasn't posted a photo on Facebook. Or perhaps she has....
ReplyDeleteAnd what is deemed an appropriate response in such circumstances one wonders....I am now very curious!
ReplyDeleteArilx
Your response? My response would be speechless! Unless I could manage a feeble "be well soon."
ReplyDeleteWell, we had discussed it before,so i reiterated my advice of a hot salted bath
DeleteMaybe she was referring to her husband.
ReplyDeleteat least she didn't ask you to look at it!
ReplyDeleteNot for those of a delicate disposition.....
ReplyDeleteA man went to the doctor and said to him “Doctor….I don’t know
what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like the word
HONDA"
"Don't worry" says the doctor, "you just have an anal abscess".
"How did you diagnose my problem without even examining me"? says the man.
The Doctor replied "It's very well known that 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda'"
Boom boom !!!!!!
DeleteBravo!!
DeletePeople will say anything today...hopefully, she wasn't referring to a person...
ReplyDeleteThat's the second butt abcess I've read about on a blog today. What were the chances of that?!
ReplyDeleteDid she not even say "hello" first?!
ReplyDeleteI have never had that happen.
ReplyDeleteAnal Abscess? Is that a pet name for her husband?
ReplyDeleteOh good lord, is nothing sacred anymore? -Jenn
ReplyDeleteDoesn't pay to have a vivid imagination!
ReplyDeleteThat.Is.Beautiful.
ReplyDeleteMissFifi
Before I read your post, I did not believe that some things can't be made up.
ReplyDeleteNow I believe
Just don't ask her to sit down on your best sofa.
ReplyDeleteBeen there got hat and DVD - I remember a lovely old lady in Tescos told me her leg ulcer had come back. I was thinking who are you? Never been any good with names. Its a nurses life my dear.
ReplyDeleteWe get a lot of those abscesses in for dressing. They heal quite quickly in most cases. They are literally a pain (in the arse) Joys of nursing.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think that's a nickname (perfect for that temp employee in the US White House). But I guess she was being more literal. Remind to not invite her for tea... or a soak in the hot tub.
ReplyDeleteBless you John, you made me laugh out loud on a day when I was miserable. thanks.
ReplyDeleteBEST....BLOG....POST....EVER!!!!
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