tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post5741904160902504080..comments2024-03-29T09:54:57.650+00:00Comments on Going Gently: Double EntendresJohn Going Gentlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-70166531215883661532016-03-07T11:12:34.976+00:002016-03-07T11:12:34.976+00:00Cheers!Cheers!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06671446238805535547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-47816267529103453412016-03-05T01:13:06.653+00:002016-03-05T01:13:06.653+00:00Oh, the double entendre that go on at my office, h...Oh, the double entendre that go on at my office, ha. But we laugh hysterically and that makes the day fly by. <br /><br />I do remember a local weatherman describing out cold weather one winter, he had video of a squirrel digging in frosty grass and he says, very nonchalantly, "look at that little guy trying to look for food, those nuts are going to be frozen". There was a look of horror and then he started laughing.1st Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04861609647607912193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-39609006481035897442016-03-04T11:30:14.913+00:002016-03-04T11:30:14.913+00:00OK, whose menu is that?!
Laughing at the "Ar...OK, whose menu is that?!<br /><br />Laughing at the "Are You Being Served" jokes above...Steve Reedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11684120060438252945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-63765592691792369292016-03-04T10:24:23.206+00:002016-03-04T10:24:23.206+00:00When I was a trainee accountant working in an open...When I was a trainee accountant working in an open-plan office I caused general mirth by my reply when somebody asked aloud to everybody "Does anyone know where so-and-so is?", to which, ever wanting to be helpful, I replied "He may have just gone to the toilet. He often hangs out there!" Raybeardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12424095016313843883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-75903609088573477432016-03-04T09:58:55.689+00:002016-03-04T09:58:55.689+00:00r stomach are little large intestine and in additi...r stomach are little large intestine and in addition our liver <a href="http://masspmmusclegrowth.com/pearl-e-whites/" rel="nofollow">Pearl E Whites </a> gallbladder and pancreas screen thus as we show it was there any showing you how these are all supporting a significant number of these organs inside the digestive framework.<br /><br /><a href="http://masspmmusclegrowth.com/pearl-e-whites/" rel="nofollow">http://masspmmusclegrowth.com/pearl-e-whites/</a>oliviajulia00https://www.blogger.com/profile/12135840067071819628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-7362418243523340742016-03-04T08:38:56.144+00:002016-03-04T08:38:56.144+00:00The unexpected ones are the best giggles.
I had ev...The unexpected ones are the best giggles.<br />I had everyone tittering in the shop when I said an item needed a Durex. I meant Duracell BadPennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09889591351222591488noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-24123183898553777812016-03-04T06:29:14.114+00:002016-03-04T06:29:14.114+00:00My mate was sitting in an exam and his pacer penci...My mate was sitting in an exam and his pacer pencil broke. He stood up and told the supervisor ' I don't have any lead in my pencil' ! As you can imagine the room broke out in laughter.<br />Another funny one. Years ago I was at a celebrity go cart fund raiser for scouts. The local celebrity fell off her go cart and ripped a hole in her jeans. Sadly she was commenting over the loud speaker and stated " I have an incredibly large hole in my bottom' . Of my I nearly died laughing. As it was a scouting event full of young scouts , it was deeply embarrassing for her. Leishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10550858502158736036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-40519640866795914382016-03-04T04:46:35.768+00:002016-03-04T04:46:35.768+00:00I'm so glad I'm not alone in never growing...I'm so glad I'm not alone in never growing too mature for these.Moving with Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12954028272162285597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-13254415029866644562016-03-04T03:51:12.727+00:002016-03-04T03:51:12.727+00:00LOL!LOL!T.L. Merrybardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713406934061779754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-12626493441565674432016-03-04T03:50:41.987+00:002016-03-04T03:50:41.987+00:00My latest and best accidental one? Ordering car s...My latest and best accidental one? Ordering car stickers for my fire brigade that say, "PROUD MEMBER of Sawyers Valley Volunteer Bushfire Brigade." Yes I even capitalized them like that! Ah well, will hopefully get some people smiling as they follow along behind our cars, and will get them noticed, which is a good thing since we always need new members... hopefully proud ones! :)T.L. Merrybardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713406934061779754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-38027681683886850162016-03-04T00:39:49.684+00:002016-03-04T00:39:49.684+00:00And the prize ggoes to you ! And the prize ggoes to you ! John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-9442587342535366782016-03-04T00:31:14.086+00:002016-03-04T00:31:14.086+00:00This was fun . . .
Laughter is the best . . .
This was fun . . . <br />Laughter is the best . . .<br />Lynnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08723721131329150461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-14209687056122409332016-03-04T00:03:20.207+00:002016-03-04T00:03:20.207+00:00The cat flap made me chuckle. Rather like the time...The cat flap made me chuckle. Rather like the time I went to the pet stall on the market and asked the man "do you have fat balls?". His wife turned and said very drily not last time I looked love lol.sue Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12701975659460217450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-49851390353370621522016-03-03T23:30:56.273+00:002016-03-03T23:30:56.273+00:00LoL, too funny!LoL, too funny!Sondrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03485055844682296876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-24285730107782166242016-03-03T23:09:14.685+00:002016-03-03T23:09:14.685+00:00Damn. I was going to do that joke. Good job I chec...Damn. I was going to do that joke. Good job I checked.Tom Stephensonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979590950587415840noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-65535300378453170032016-03-03T21:31:17.416+00:002016-03-03T21:31:17.416+00:00Indeed. I think anyone would drop a sardine on th...Indeed. I think anyone would drop a sardine on the mat at the sight of it!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02652022001161003180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-21659351380687515592016-03-03T21:18:32.652+00:002016-03-03T21:18:32.652+00:00I used to be the queen of double entendre but too ...I used to be the queen of double entendre but too many sterile environments have got me out of practice and now my kids laugh at my innocence.<br />This is a fab post, marvellous comments. kyliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964475783207438103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-22002379636472157942016-03-03T20:59:02.493+00:002016-03-03T20:59:02.493+00:00Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race ... Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977<br />'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..<br />. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:<br />'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' XXXXJacqueline @ HOMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06154045482594773377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-90724568052479243232016-03-03T20:05:42.606+00:002016-03-03T20:05:42.606+00:00Steady! Steady! John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-43428833190980746372016-03-03T20:04:38.056+00:002016-03-03T20:04:38.056+00:00Rubber and fanny are cracking words are they not?Rubber and fanny are cracking words are they not?John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-77065178598932707612016-03-03T20:03:47.379+00:002016-03-03T20:03:47.379+00:00Pop up!Pop up!John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-74742998413507041002016-03-03T20:03:03.652+00:002016-03-03T20:03:03.652+00:00I wondered when mrs slocombe's vagina would re...I wondered when mrs slocombe's vagina would rear its ugly headJohn Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-21938317404730903262016-03-03T20:01:27.403+00:002016-03-03T20:01:27.403+00:00You sound like Tallullah Bankhead You sound like Tallullah Bankhead John Going Gentlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14958171262765033946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-31085754901649047882016-03-03T19:54:55.272+00:002016-03-03T19:54:55.272+00:00Yes - they showed that again on a programme not th...Yes - they showed that again on a programme not that long ago. You could see by the presenters (Simon someone??) face that he just couldn't think of any other way to phrase it, and realised he'd talked himself into an embarrassing corner.Coppa's girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16459503600694841117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20303812.post-77674216318548699522016-03-03T19:42:46.254+00:002016-03-03T19:42:46.254+00:00If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be ...If it wasn't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless!Debra She Who Seekshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01845703092794695023noreply@blogger.com