Note To Self

I've just spent an exhausing couple of hours knocking on doors selling raffle tickets.
I left William asleep in the back garden
I won't do that again
He peed inside my gardening shoes just before I got home
George was shocked and disgusted



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  1. Just hose them off and life goes on!

    Mine are white covered in a floral print

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  2. Looks like it was the best thing for them.

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  3. 1- He was marking them, you belong to him.
    2- He thought he was making them smell better.
    3- He is a dog, he pees on things. ( mine actually lifted his leg and peed on my husband one time )

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    1. Mine lifted his leg on my friend's BBQ!

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    2. Oh no ! food and all ?
      sorry...LOL !

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  4. Quite a splash zone, William!

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    1. That's what I was thinking!

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    2. He's blind and old and tends to wobble

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    3. I'm not blind but I tend to wobble too. now and then.

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  5. George !
    William loves you.
    Just hose them off.
    We find all sorts of critters (some poisonous) and strange poop inside if we leave shoes out overnight. They come in the house with us after a hose off.

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish

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  6. He was expressing his displeasure at your absence! Poor guy!

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  7. bwhahahahaha! I don't blame you, wee georgie.

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  8. I suspect George was tut-tutting William!

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  9. Maybe he doesn't like you wearing Crocs!!

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  10. Mine are both peeing all over my new garden at the mo.Little territory marking sods 😁

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  11. I had a Golden Retriever who started humping my wife's friend. She was a tiny woman. We all had a good laugh as we pulled him off. It's just what dogs do I guess.

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    1. When I was pregnant with my son ( many many years ago) we lived in NYC and my husbands friend lived in the Village where he made clothes and bags out of leather in a bit loft apt.
      We went to visit .. the friend had a large yellow Labrador.
      That dog could not stop humping me, trying to hump me, humping as close as he could get to me .... and then the other dog came in ... they fought over me.
      Who gets to hump the pregnant lady ???

      It was awful and I made my husband promise me we would never ever visit them again.
      I hate people who have large dogs and don't train them.

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  12. You pulled him off? You dirty cad

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  13. George would NEVER do a thing like that.

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    1. George has never done anything naughty in the twelve years he has lived.....and thats the truth...no puddles, no sickness, no stealing, no badness

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  14. He delivered an ephemeral opinion. Well, after you hose it away.

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  15. William has had enough of your business.

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  16. He's a babe, these things happen, pets are like small children, forgive. Could be worse...

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    1. I never take umbrage ..... I just loved George's expression

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    2. Even though you cant see his face

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  17. Next time let george wtite the blog. Im curious about his thoughts..and if those shoes were on my porch i would probably pee on them too.ha

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  18. George'sblog

    As follows

    Welsh terriers get on my tits. Bulldogs are overrated. I hate cats.
    I love the Prof . Fat dad is ok.
    Don't fuss me too much!

    Don't rock the boat!

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    1. He has a point and seems to everyones place. Thank you george. Ease up on the bulldog though.

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    3. Please tell George, I love his blog.

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  19. That was kind of you to sell the tickets. I don't know about the pee in my gardening clogs tho. LOL

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  20. George, you are so adorable with your beautiful, horrified ears. :D

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  21. Poor old William.

    And in a different way, poor George!

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  22. Anonymous1:01 am

    Thanx for that chuckle

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  23. George was just pissed because he did not think of doing that first.

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  24. Healthy kidneys for an older dog,

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  25. What was William thinking??

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  26. Good thing he didn't pee on your new stove (in the background).

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  27. Are you sure it was George rather than one of your other denizens playing at 'cunning'? Before rounding on him you should have sniffed all their wees and made comparisons - exactly as Miss Marple would have done.

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    1. Oh no raymondo it was william who peed

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    2. Well okay, so I got the names switched. But I take it that at least the aroma you got identified the culprit.

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  28. George is standing guard so you don't put on pee stained shoes.

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  29. Bloody good aim for one that can hardly see ... well done William :-)

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  30. Priceless! Thankfully, the shoes are not!

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  31. Simply, he has taste in shoes and your crocs offend him so he took action. I empathise :P

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  33. Very Nicely Said! Loved the bit about "move away from home," smartest thing I ever did.

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