But occasionally I just need to eat something savoury, just to placate the pangs of hunger when I am out and about.
Yesterday I got my salt fix from a packet of tesco snack a jacks, which for those that don't know,sort of resemble vinegar flavoured sanitary pads or cavity wound dressings in so much as they are strange Polystyrene like snacks that fill you but do little else!
I ate several packs when I was waiting in the queue at the post office
Not a problem I hear you say
Well I would generally agree, but as I stood third in line, I caught myself in a magnificent sneeze and peppered the heads of two women in front of me with what could only be described as a food/ sputum confetti.