Sunday, 11 June 2017

Albert The Cat's Blog Entry


Yawn!
I'm writing this as I wait for food
I'm always waiting to be fed.....bastards!
The effin' dogs always come first!, especally that bastard pug ugly bulldog!
I don't know why I friggin bother staying!

52 comments:

  1. Albert! It looks like John is strangling you! Good grief! Bring home a decapitated rodent and leave it on the bed. :)

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  2. My Freddie wants feeding earlier and earlier each day. I'm sure he has a clock hidden away somewhere.

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  3. You've got a gift for this! (Oops. Sorry, Albert. JOHN has a gift for this.)

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  4. You have a brother here, Edmund the cat.

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  5. Best post from a pet ever!!

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  6. Yes, an appropriately feline-centric view of life!

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  7. Splutter! Yowl! Take your hand off my throat you are choking me you big bully!...Ahh! That's better. Now go and boil me a nice plump chicken breast! You are meant to be a Samaritan not an ailurophobe!

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  8. "And there are far too many people and animals in this place. I can't get a moment's peace. It's like bloody Clapham Junction...."

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  9. Albert has the pissy cat look down to be sure!
    Hello again John. :)

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  10. "feed me, human, or I will leave a nice deposit in your bed!"

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  11. Count your blessings, Albert. It could be worse.

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  12. Remember when that bulldog saved your life, you ungrateful little rascal? Of course not, you are a cat!

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    1. When was that? Must have been before I started reading....which year and I will look for it. Must admit I have a soft spot for Albert...black cats are the best.

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    2. See http://disasterfilm.blogspot.ca/2015/07/winnie-saves-alberts-life.html

      A fascinating rescue story.

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    3. Albert half swallowed a baby mouse as i recall

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    4. Thanks for the link. I read it. Good old Winnie

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  13. I don't think he wanted to pose for a photo.

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  14. Albert, you really need to moderate your cat like behaviour. It is not all about you.

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  15. It must be hard being a cat in that house, cats are use to being "THE"QUEEN of the castle, so much competition.

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  16. After just throwing the cover to the dog bed/now cat bed, after one of the beasts had well, lets call it not pee but the Other all over the bed. which is what some might call a large bean bed.
    So at 8 am on a Sunday, I have something in the wash already.
    why? why????
    My cat will talk to your cat ... behavior might get worse though.. they have a Union you know.

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  17. If you were my cat, with a face like that, you'd get fed first, no problem!

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  18. Quiet . . . you know the rule . . .
    dogs first . . .

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  19. Poor Albert, putting words in his mouth.

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  20. I think you're on to something here John.....a weekly posting from one of your fur babies just to keep us up to date on how they are managing to control you. Alberts thoughts on leaving dead critters around the house...the REAL reason behind it lol.

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  21. Poor cat - shouldn't you be choking the chicken instead?

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  22. Albert, my flap is always open..

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  23. Did Albert dictate this to you? Because cats would have their staff do the actual blogging. They wouldn't be bothered with it.

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  24. Oh Albert, your suffering knows no bounds!

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  25. ALBERT you stay because you can't bear to be left out of that menagerie.

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  26. Cats are so good at hiding their feelings :)

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  27. Hilarious! It does look like you are strangling him. Those wild eyes! I am sure he totally used to the chaos in your house.

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  28. My dog always watches me going to bed.
    Am sure she wonders why i take off so many skins.

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  29. I am sure this is fake or Albert made to say these things under duress. Cats are far too clever to be dominated by dogs!

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  30. Albert needs a swear box

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  31. Albert needs a swear box

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  32. Albert needs a swear box

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    1. What does he need? Lol 😁

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  33. I know the feeling well my friend.

    I have taken to meowing at the back door so they will let me in, it's a glass door so they can see me there .... I have perfected my poor neglected cat look brilliantly and usually one or other of the sad humans that I call my own trundle over to let me in.

    Yes, I know I have a cat flap ... but this is WAY more fun ;-)

    Ginger xx

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  34. Oliver says right back at you...
    So right.

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish
    Oliver and Merida

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  35. Complain to the Cat's Union about this Albert. They shouldn't be allowed to get away with feeding the dogs first !

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  36. That bulldog saved you from choking once I may remind you, you treacherous little shit.

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  37. Umm....maybe, Albert, because YOU ARE IN CONTROL of the lot!

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  38. Albert - a man of few words.

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  39. Albert, you know you have it good. And with someone of your color, you can't afford to be choosy!

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  40. Albert...Have you been chatting with Demon Puss..she has that same "how dare you, I did not say you could touch me" look in her eyes.

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  41. This sounds like a definite instance of discrimination, possibly sexism, too!

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  42. Albert..if you were more social you wouldn't have to be throttled to have your picture taken!
    Apparently it doesn't pay to be shy in your household. You obviously have the ability to be more forthright and we know the Winnie love you best

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  43. You stay because deep down you know the household would fall apart without you ;)

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  44. Albert, you must remember that the dogs must be fed so they can guard your home and you can be at leisure. As for the humans...;-)

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  45. I don't know about this one. I like to think that Albert loves Winnie as much as she loves him.

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