Monday, 29 May 2017

Drag Queen


Your drag queen name is supposedly you first pet's name coupled with your sexual fetish subject! ( or so I have been told)
I think this is a flawed way of working it out!
Even though my drag name is apparently Kimmy Crowe!

Nigel , one of my best  friends, always told me that his drag Queen name was Gloria Abyss which is a  delight ......Ru Paul's best contestant names, in my opinion , are jinxx Monsoon, Langanja Estranga, and Pandora Boxx , so the formula which is used is not always clear cut .
My personal favourite was Kitty Litter! 

So my question for today ( well..actually tomorrow)  , dear readers,  IS what is your  drag queen name?
Answers on a postcard!

91 comments:

  1. None of your business, Sir!

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  2. PLEASE SHARE it with the group x

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  3. I've always been amused by some of the great names catalogued by the fabulous Mr. Harvey Fierstein, including Virginia Ham, Bang Bang LaDesh, and Anita Mann...

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    1. A genius actor in my opinion

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  4. sydney firth. not too exciting, I know.

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  5. Sydney Filth Sounds better

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  6. Dusty O'Toole...*deep sigh* X

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  7. According to the 'rules' of your first paragraph, mine would be Goldie Garner. Having said that, I'd rather eat a bucket of dog sick than watch a drag act.

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  8. Weird. Can a woman even BE a drag queen?

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    1. Yes! But its hard

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    2. Drag Kings make the circuit in the lesbian party world. fwiw.

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    3. I am a woman and I am a drag queen! And it's not hard :) My drag name is Constance Craving. One of the consistent characteristics of drag names is the pun Although there is one in Melbourne called Karen from Finance! For anyone who wants to see what a female drag queen looks like, here's my website. not promoting (no point anyway!) but educating ;-)
      http://constancecravingnz.blogspot.co.nz/

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  9. Assuming i was a gay male, and i am neither, i would be bobo bond. But i did make a gown for a friend in college whose stage name was synthia reveal if that counts.

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  11. Fifi Coburn. On a long ago girl's trip to New Orleans we all adopted hooker names that would be fab drag names. Mine was Peaches Laverne, other good ones were Helen Bedd and Moist Towlette. On those "Hello, my name is" name tags. Memorable trip.
    Great names so far!
    Xoxo
    Barbara

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  12. Candy Barr ....

    She was a blonde stripper a long time ago and since my name is Candice, it seems like the natural choice lol
    My first pet was a German Shepherd named Duke ... :)

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  13. Sexual fetishes? The page isn't large enough. I thought it was your first pet and the street where you lived, so mine would be Joffaboy Riley.

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  14. Oscar Showerhead at your service.

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    1. Doesnt he read the news on the BBC .

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    2. No. That's Oscar Dickhead.

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    3. Giggling helplessly. (no not a name, what I am doing while reading this)

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  15. "Wiggles Gaga" would be mine!

    My two fave drag queen names from RuPaul's Drag Race are Ginger Minj and Alaska Thunderfuck. Other great queen names are Ivana Mann, Ivana Dick, Ivana Drink, etc etc etc and Gloria Hole, a local Edmonton legend!

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    1. Alaska thunderfuck is a cracker

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  16. Cuddles McSpreading. Maybe not.

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    1. Oh yes! This had me tittering

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    2. What has Mcspreading got to do with sexual fetishes or am I missing something

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  17. My!!!!!! Well, if I use you formula it would be Cleo Cocks!!!! But my drag Mame has always,been Mistress Borghese. I have three friends who do drag with the best names....Miriam Webster, Maddelynn Hatter, and Carmen Dioxide. Their all hoots. Drag race definitely gets some creative names.

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    1. Carmen dioxide is a cracker!

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  18. Hannibal Ryder. Not at all funny. Apologies.

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    1. I think its rather good

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  19. Goldie Farage!!!

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    1. She lives up the road from me

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  21. Sherry Jackman - doesn't quite cut it.

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    1. Sounds like a school teacher

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  22. I understood these to be porn star names, but drag queen will do. Mine is Prudence Stephenson. Now you know the origin of my pen name, so it's a good job we have to go through a lot more bank security these days.

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    1. Ru Paul's drag race has some corkers!

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  23. Does it have to be your current sexual fetish because my first fetish was Danny Wilde in The Persuaders in the 70s and I think Paddy Persuader is quite a good one.

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    1. I think the game has different rules! I think just make your own name up, all have been amusing!

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  24. Amber Quinn, although Quim might be more appropriate. I prefer my more glamorous porn star name, Amber Goldcroft.

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  25. Dear Kimmy Crowe..
    Raining cats & dogs here..
    Cheers, Suede Redford

    (Sounds weird for a drag queen..maybe a male escort!!)

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  26. Haha ... mine has me in stitches ..... Bluey Bean :-)

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  27. Mine is Sandy Cruise... Sounds like I'm off round the Med tehe xx

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  28. I'm Topsy Neeson! X

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  29. My friend Karl came up with Sanitatia Bidet, which I think is still the best drag name ever.

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  30. Or Bonnie Big Un, 😂

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  31. I've never heard the sexual fetish rule for the last name (but you're the authority). I was taught it was your first pet's name followed by the first street you lived on OR followed by your mother's maiden name. So, I always thought I was either Starr Van Siclen OR Starr Hershkowitz. And that's all I'm saying.

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  32. My name is Tissy Dodd. Love Andie xxx

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  33. I always thought it was your first pets name and the first street you lived on which would make me Scamper Farr. I kind of like it lol.

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  34. My drag queen name has always been Holly Woodlawn. But one of those unprincipled Warhol bitches stole it from me. What a motherfucker.

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  35. I would be Dinky Harmon ~ somewhat tame, methinks LOL

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    1. It has a kind of ring to it!

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  36. Mine would be Gabby Freeman

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  37. Suzette Spanking ;)

    or

    more honestly....Francios Aragorn ♥♥♥

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    1. But he's gotta be dirty.

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  38. Rusty Dildo here

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  39. I actually know a real drag Queen called Sybil De Vaux.No idea what that means, but "she's " fab :-D x

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  40. I actually know a real drag Queen called Sybil De Vaux.No idea what that means, but "she's " fab :-D x

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  41. Oh oh ! I got one ! lol
    Benita Bendover ...

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  42. 50% of the above I don't believe.

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  43. My drag queen name is Kitty Milford, but i am most amused by the pirate names hubby and I made up for each other: Scrofulous Willy and Chancrous Fanny! Euuuwwww! :D

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