"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Oooooo puppy dog, that don't mean "V for Victory" any more!
you so badass! hee hee hee!
Puppy: paper, tongue, scissors....Oops I loose.
no you win !
Purple rain, purple rainI only wanted to see youBathing in the purple rain
Does this mean something obscene but I m not cool enuf to know what?
"Yeah, baby!"-Austin Powers
I am too sexy for my human....
So, is the social experiment to find out the nationality of your readers? Because there's an easier way to do that :)
Get your hand off of my effing face!
Can we vote? If yes, I vote for Linda from Alabama's caption.
I literally made a noise that sounded like "eeuuggghhh" when I saw that picture. Thanks John I was eating a bowl of popcorn but now I can't finish. Damn it anyway.
Clever..I was thinking Pugelicious 😜
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kylie wins !!
There are many more witty comments here than mine! I just said the excruciatingly obvious. But thank you xo
No Kylie, puggilingus definitely has the others licked.
Kylie, this made me lol for real, it's a winner, Dave's follow-up comment is pretty witty too. I'm just frustrated that I can't think of a smart ass comment to add.
"Quick, the camera stick.."
"For God's sake hurry up with the bloody camera stick and get this over with"
"How do you expect me to say cheese with your hand there?"
I prefer Fish Fingers (with ketchup)
(this is exciting, I've never been part of a social experiment before)
According to the guidebook we've either signaled for two and a half more beers or REALLY insulted the bartender.
" My British Bulldog impersonation "
Hmmm John it does look a bit rude to me. I'm going with "Wot, no sausage?!"
Gay Men,Look Away!
Peace and lurve baby
"Going for the snip"U
Tell me what the prize is first.
Buying yourself time, are you, to think of something?Much love,U
Prize or no prize, I am stopping myself from making jokes about Ursula's private life. It's none of my business and I would hate to be proved right.
Dearest Tom, your powers of deduction are astounding; as are your innate strength and will power to stop yourself [from playing the same old record again: Namely that I am devoid of all humoUr]. As ever yours,U
Show Me Your Tongue
'So much for peace in the world.'
" Katie Pug-lick , former presenter of Channel 4s's" The Word " , denies she is cutting her nose off to spite her face "
Let me clean the rest of your fingers.Lick it up , lap it up, yum yum yum !
This will stop your tongue from wagging.
One's a dumb animal....the other's a dog.
Vote! (There's a good boy.)
Peace Love and Licks......
"You need to stop pugging me for awhile!"
I endorse that.
Finger licking good!!!
Lol i am thinking of a good prize!
Is this a ploy to get more lesbian readers to comment?! You are showing our sign!
You will never say that word again !!
You were warned!
Time to feed me.
I cannot believe that you are quite willing to write a completely fresh post without responding to any of this shite. You would do anything for that little bit more attention.
See above ......and tom, ive said this before, sometimes i am kind of busy !
Aren't we all?
I'm so sorry..... I misheard. I didn't realise you said,'Give it a tug'.
If you lick it then you shoulda put a ring on it.
I love Peace
"Get your finger off my nose -- I'm trying to breathe!"Not everything has sexual connotations whether you're straight or gay.
I love comments and will now try very hard to reply to all of themPlease dont be abusive x