Sunday, 16 April 2017

sleeping in the bath

I've just fallen asleep in the bath
My fingers and toes look like miniature crinkly testicles
God knows what my actual testicles look like
Night shifts all over Easter
They are trying to killme before I retire!

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  1. This is one of the reasons we don't have a bath, just a shower...I hate that crinkly feeling....and of course now I've got an image of your balls in my mind..anyhoo Happy Easter John..x

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  2. God and YOU know what your actual testicles look like. I'm surprised you didn't share.

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  3. Oh dear..night shift is tough alright.
    Take care John..of all your bits and bobs!

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  4. What does God think of them?

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  5. At least you didn't drop your laptop into the bath like husband did !
    Take care & Happy Easter x

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  6. Sleeping in the bath may indeed kill you. Take care. Soon it will be history.

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  7. Please don't post a picture of your testicles. I bet they look like scotch eggs with stubbly hairs sprouting on the breadcrumb surface.

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    1. dear YP, it's 6:40a sunday morning, and I just crawled outta bed. this image will stick with me for the rest of the day. thanks - NOT! ;-)

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    2. Please accept my sincere apologies Anne-Marie.

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    3. Therefore people who diet have more sex? Lol
      We should see a lot of thin people around after word gets out! ��

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    4. I love you anyway, YP! :)

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  8. I met a postman with 3 testicles the other day.

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    1. My initial thought was to ask, how did you know, but I second thought, I don't want to know, how you know.

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    2. is that anything like a man with three buttocks?

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    3. It takes a lot of balls to admit to having three testicles.

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  9. Don't fall asleep in the bath John! A hot bath isn't good for your testicles anyway. Have a nice cold shower instead!

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  10. Keep your head above water, and rest well.

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  11. I am having problems with the mental image that you left behind ..

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  12. Yesterday we had those awful bunnies and today we have god watching your testicles. What can be next. Put your britches on and have a nice day.

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  13. Wake up now . . .
    We don't want to lose you in the bath . . .
    Happy Easter . . .

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  14. Twenty-two Testicles.

    Sounds like a book I'd read ...

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  15. If you survive you will be able to retire ... IF ;-)

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  16. Happy Easter to you and the family.

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  17. A theory I heard. The best thing for your nuts is to stop eating. Your body panics and imagines there's a famine coming and decides it want needs to make some babies to preserve the tribe. Rejuvenation of those wrinkly withered parts takes place. But obviously not in all cases . . .

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  18. Surely that's not why he's going to Fat Club !!!

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  19. Happy Easter to you and the Prof, and keep your head above water, literally and figuratively, so you're still around TO retire!

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  20. 🐇🐣🌷Happy Easter to you and the Prof and all the babies! Xoxo GG 🐰🌷🐣

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  22. That was almost too much information.... keep on going to Fat Club and you'll be able to tell us what they look like.... Let me think that through ... please eat many scotch eggs, and chocolate ones, and double helpings of yummy curry, I don't think I could possibly cope with your post if it became more explicit!
    Happy Easter to you, the Prof and the livestock.
    I'm also thinking that other people got to be with their families on Easter because you did all those shifts, so good on you.

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  23. Night shifts are rough... but as Virginia said... other people got to be with their families at Easter because you worked. And, when you retire, you can have all your Easters free.

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  24. Happy Easter, hope it is a slow shift for you.

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  25. I'm so glad I read this after I'd eaten my miniature Easter eggs because I'll never be able to eat them again.

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