" Grow Up"

Your not funny my friend!!!! Xxx

So messaged a fellow nurse on facebook a few minutes ago
The sweet, good natured nurse at work cut the top of a buttock at home in a " backing into the shower door" incident last night.
As it was hurting her, a female colleague and I suggested that she showed us the injury so that we could assess it and dress it.
In the treatment room we got a good look at the trusting lass' nether region
And with gloves on I suggested I trace around the bruising with a finger!
Secretly
I then drew a zombie face on her arse with a pen!

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  1. John, you are so bad!

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  2. You little monkey.Was it a permanent marker?

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  3. I think she got a bum deal ! :P

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  4. How many times has that happened?

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  5. LOL .. if only all doctors and nurses had a such a sense of humor.

    Did she scream at you,
    "I'll get you, you bum !" ?

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    1. She messaged me after she got home and her husband checked her arse

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  6. You are bad! Don't fall asleep around her, lest you get paid back...

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  7. That was naughty. At least you didn't post a picture for us! (Can you post a picture for us? ) lol

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    1. I asked her for a photo! She declined

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    2. Oh John - that's adding insult to injury !

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  8. Back in the stone age when I was a lab tech working my way through University, I used to draw monsters (iodine) right where I took blood from the little one in hospital. They were to help keep all the bad germs away. I had them think of a name when I took the blood test. It helped most of the time.

    But you are so naughty !
    cheers, parsnip

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  9. In a day or so she will think it is funny. Till then, lay low.

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  10. Had you done that to me, I'd have laughed myself stupid. But then, I'm a little bit weird...

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  11. Do you think she was actually upset at you? or just letting you know she'd found it?

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  12. Anonymous7:09 am

    Arsing around at work? Very cheeky 😊

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  13. Yes, what cheek! (That's not a question.)

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  14. Ha - that's wicked!

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  15. He He. I do wonder though about that shower door being sharp enough to slice off some bottom cheek.

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  16. If you are about to get struck off the register by posting a picture of it on Facebook, then I hope you utilised all of her backside by making the zombie whistle.

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  17. Bad . . yet, oh my . . . so much fun!

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  18. Looking in the mirror after reading this and realized you could draw the entire cast of the Walking Dead from hip to hip.

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