On Hart to Hart, the glamorous Jennifer Hart would slink out of bed with her big hair, beautiful make up and chic silk nightie and would turn to her equally well presented husband Jonathan with a purring
""Hello darling.....did you sleep well?"
In Dynasty, Krystal and Blake would simper at each other in soft focus over a boiled egg in bed, their pyjamas neatly ironed like their hair
And in the same vein in The Archers, I am sure I have heard farmerboy Adam Macey plant a playful kiss on husband's Ian Craig's forehead before clambering out of their designer bed and up into his combine for a day of lusty estate work ( that is before his discressions with Parvel and Charlie were made public in open court!)
What was it like at first light in Bwthyn -y-llan I hear you all ask?
What was the moving and touching repartee between myself and The Prof? as George barfed on the bedroom floor and as Winnie snored herself stupid from the living room arm chair.
The Prof " MOR-NING!!!!! Would you like a cup of coffee?"
Me ( stalking to the loo in a hurry in my underpants with the baggy legs ) " I'M NOT HAVING THAT CREAMED SPINACH AGAIN, IT's GIVEN ME THE SHITS,!"