Tuesday, 9 August 2016

What's Your Drag Queen Name?


An occasional guilty pleasure in Bwthyn Y Llan is the screamingly over-the-top RuPaul's Drag Race.
Now, for those that don't know, DragRace is basically a foul mouthed, alternative beauty contest where 14 dragqueens sashay, scream and bicker for a top spot in front of the stunningly diva judge RuPaul. 
It's all terribly loud, contrived, bitchy and full of those sassy stereotypical one liners that Terence Stamp out of Priscilla would be proud of.
Yes all incredible fun!


The queens' drag names are just as entertaining as the frocks
Jiggly Caliente, Pandora Boxx, Jinx Monsoon, Sharon Needles Laganja Estranja and Ginger Minj are just a few of the ladies giving it large !

What would your drag name be?
I asked my friend Nigel this question once and without a pause he said Gloria Abyss
Good answer!
So what is your drag name ?
Answers on a postcard! 

93 comments:

  1. Evah Destruction

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    1. I am playing to your obvious strengths rach

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  2. Fi Fi La Catin

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  4. Roxanne Boulders!

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  6. Jenna Rator... or Ann T. Christ

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  7. Rachel's fingers are shaking!

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  8. Furry Mcfuckface

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    1. Looking gooooood sister!

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  9. is that the same as a porn name?

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    1. Similar but more bitchy

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    2. Nah, my porn name would be Kitty Milford. :D

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  10. I was known as Blanche, but more for my behaviour than any other reason. NB, from the tv show not the movie, although... I love inventive drag names, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Lucy Loosebox were a couple of local drag queens.

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    1. Thunderpussy is a fav of mine. Where u an actual drag andrew?

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    2. No, but dressed up a couple of times.

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  11. Did you know that the proper way to get your drag name or your porn star name is to use the name of your first pet and the street that you lived on as a baby ... so that makes my drag name 'Bluey Morland'.

    Sounds like I'm more of a porn star if you ask me ;-)

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    1. I am kimmy Aberconway then

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    2. Ha ha, Trixie Fountain

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    3. Ha! That would make me Dusty Mechanic. But I would much prefer "Cupcake LaTush"

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    4. There are hidden talents here me thinks

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    5. Shadow Manor, which is boring unless you like Minder or The Sweeney. (I didn't).

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    6. Ginger Northumberland!

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    7. Tippy Brimble.....sounds rather classy

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    8. Hmmm, guess I'm Fluffy Lafayette.

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    9. Well then i would be Floyd Sacramento. Lol

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    10. Yp thats a no no

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    11. That would make me Ginger Hutch

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  12. Our daughter's roller derby name (hr real name is Lucinda) was Beth Amphetamine. A Chicago friend goes by Helena Handbasket.

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    1. Id love to call one of my village characters Helena Handbasket

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  13. My husbear's drag name is Sofonda Peters. She was given it by The Lady Chablis herself, a real life character from the book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, when he lived in Savannah, Georgia.

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    1. Beat that one!

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    2. I read Lady Chablis' autobiography years ago. I think it was called "Hiding My Candy." Funny!

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  14. In my younger days, when I had a bit more get up and go occasionally, I always fancied myself as a Yolande or even a Mandy - but alas those days got up and went!

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    1. You'll always be yolande to me now pat

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  15. I fancy the Name Fifi La Frou Frou.

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  16. I fancy the Name Fifi La Frou Frou.

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  17. My friend Karl always said his drag name would be either Tonomia Toluvmeh or Sanitatia Bidet. I can't top those.

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    1. I couldnt pronounce the first one

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    2. Think "To know me is to love me"!

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  18. Celestine Vavoom!

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    1. She has money by the sound of it

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  19. Gigi Chappelle....thank you.

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  20. I think I'd take a cue from Monty Python and go with Incontinentia Buttocks.

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  21. Fanny Fart- arse - its what i call people when being abusive. I am not sure if a Midland or London term as from Midlands but live in the capital.

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  22. Call me a fun killer but I equate drag queens with blackface performers. Women as hysterical joke pieces never to be taken seriously, etc.
    XO
    WWW

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    1. Fun killer drag is an art form, ok a low art form, but an art form

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    1. Fannies seem popular......or so i am told

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  24. Heidi Tennessee.
    It is already taken but Dirk Diggler for, "Boogie Nights"

    cheers, parsnip and thehamish

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  25. Phyllis Fanny Fart !!!xx

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  26. Divinity Fudge, if it's not already in use.

    And I've met Pandora Boxx (and Delta Work and many others at Drag Con a few months ago). She's incredibly funny!

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    1. Lol i love mz fudge as a name

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  27. Teeter Von Deez? (In six inch heels, natch)

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  28. Saw a drag show in San Francisco featuring Miss Kitty Litter!

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    1. I saw a kitty litter in runcorn....believe me not the sane as san fran

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  29. Norma Stitz :)

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  30. Titsalina Bumsquash.

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  31. My drag name was Ginger Nuts......

    Yes I was a redhead and the curtains matched the carpet back then.

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    1. I will be the worlds oldest stripper and use a cane lol

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  33. If I take my first pet's name & mother's maiden name then I'm Goldie Downs which is fine for me x

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    1. .... though Goldie Goesdown is probably better !

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  34. Maude Bote is my fave.

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  35. Maude Bote is my fave.

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  36. Using the Pet name/Street name combination:

    Nicholas/Nicholette de las Delicias

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  37. I have a dear friend who lives drag. Not sure what you call that, but she is gorgeous. Much better as a girl than as a boy, more attractive and happier. Her name is Bianka Van Kartier. It's like the opposite of who she is, as she is black and from modest means. But the drag life she lives is white and fabulously wealthy.

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