Thursday, 21 July 2016

Reality

Sometimes, just sometimes I would love to wake up in the morning feeling like 
Like this!

This morning after two days of no sleep due to the heat, one night shift ofertime last night
And a morning of housework 
I actually look like this


Who else feels as though they look like a bulldog chewing a wasp?

64 comments:

  1. In your sentence at top should the word 'like' be there?

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  2. Me, I just have that sort of face I'm afraid, a bitchy resting face. That and the fact that I am a bad tempered bitch.

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    1. Send me your best bitch face

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  3. Join the club.... I feel like that on most mornings.

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  4. I might look like that to my cats.
    But to me, I look like the sweet little white haired lady here- is that Aunt Glad ? I am growing older, I hope it is in style.

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  5. Ben Cohen....the rugby hunk in the top pic....once came and sat on the exercise bike next to mine at the gym when he played for Northampton Saints. He smiled and said Hello...he'd just come in and looked fresh and fabulous. I on the other hand had been there training hard for an hour and was sweaty, dripping, red-faced and too puffed out to say a word. Sigh.

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    1. Did you sniff the seat?

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    2. But you would have still been perfectly behaved. xx

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  6. I wake up refreshed and ready to go, jump out of bed and start singing, laughing and joking immediately. So, no I don't. (I am a morning person).

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    1. Gawd, i hate happy morning people x

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    2. They kinda make you want to slap them, don't they ? :)

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  7. Hardly slept for the heat. Eventually got up at 05:20 and have been sweltering ever since... I guess I look like a hot sweaty slighlty overweight labrador.

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  8. I'd like to wake up feeling Ben Cohen! X

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    1. Nope, that would make me a lucky cow!

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    2. Meantime, I,ve got Molly the fat cat purring on spare pillow, not the same!. Could teach him a thing or 2. Little , boy, little boy.ggggrrrrr ha ha

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  9. My 'Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed' days are long over. I'm pretty scary, both in looks and attitude.

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  10. I look just like the second photo but without the pink housecoat!!! The person in the top photo has youth on their side so of course they will look fresh. Get some r & r and I bet you will buff up just fine. :)

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  11. Why would you want to wake up looking like a brown leather rugby ball? Chris would kick you out of bed and get three points.

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    1. dingdingding, comment of the day! :)

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    2. LOL 3 points is all ?

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    3. Yes NFA, in rugby it's three points for a successful penalty.

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  12. Those are pretty accurate depictions of sleep/no sleep!!

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  13. I feel like the second photo when I wake up in the middle of the night.

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  14. I feel like the second photo when I wake up in the middle of the night.

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    1. I do when i stagger to he loo with my prostate bouncing

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  15. Love your simile John! Yes, we are finding it difficult to do anything, difficult to sleep, difficult to eat proper meals - we are just not used to this level of humidity.

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  16. I guess this is no time to hear me complain about having to get the blankets on the bed last night because the cats and I were huddled together freezing ( the a/c was on too high or low ...too cold)

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  17. Me, me, me . . . . I don't like that 2nd photo but I must look like it, because people are always telling me, "Cheer up! It might never happen." Which immediately bursts my happy little bubble and makes me feel sad and upset.

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  18. I'm too frightened to look !

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  19. Aaaaah, Ben Cohen was my crush back in the day. Gone off him a bit lately with all his shenanigans! Not that I suppose he would be interested in me anyway - you know, someone who could snore for Britain AND wake up looking like Phylis Diller on a bad day. Anna

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    1. Anna, i had chicken that looked like phylis diller

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  20. The mirror always lies anyway! It's best not to look.

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  21. The heat will be gone--in two or three or four weeks.

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  22. I wouldn't mind waking up next to the first pix.


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  23. Would it make you feel better to know that it is c 33 here today ?

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  24. You wish to wake up feeling like a puffy oblong leather ball? I thought you usually did.

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    1. (Oh, I now see the Pudding from Yorkshire got that thought in before me. Great minds...)

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    2. It wasnt funny the first time

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    3. Hilarious the second time though.

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  25. I had a week off work following a small operation then managed to sprain my ankle; back in the shop today put my back out. Fed up xx

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    1. Chin up dead heart.l.at least you have a nice smile

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    2. Dead heart!???

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  26. Apart from the leathery balls, I look just like the last one.

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  27. Oh, I'm afaid of ya'll

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  28. Oh, I'm afaid of ya'll

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  29. I wouldn't mind a chicken that looked like Phyllis Diller if it was actually funny ... otherwise, off with its head.

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  30. If you looked like the first one, we would have to feel you to see if you felt like that. I only look like the second when I have spent the day dealing with idiots, few of those this week, it is hot though

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  31. My bitch face looks like I'm near tears. Or have a tooth ache.

    Why oh why can I never look as Cranky as I am? It's the bane of my existence.

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  32. Erm wouldn,t say no!.😀

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  33. Window is open as hot, maybe he will climb through😀

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  34. 90's here for the last month and due to be 100 tomorrow. The long range forecast I that it will be this way until the middle of Sept. I do anything that needs done early in the morning. Ready for Winter!!!

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  35. The heat has been awful with her sister humidity.

    Maybe you should do a resting bitch face post and well contribute. I bet some of us look real bad ass.
    MissFifi

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    1. we'll not well. Still waking up over here!
      MissFifi

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  36. When I grow up I'm for sure going to be an old cranky woman, but I wouldn't mind feeling that in the mornings...

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  37. I wake up every morning looking exactly like the guy in the first photo. Then I put on my glasses. I have to stop doing that.

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  38. Either Big Ben has tiny hands or that's an enormous coffee bean!

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