"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
You are watching the brilliant new ballet Frankenstein from the Royal Opera House!
Welsh TV weather forecast... "bloody chilly, with a chance of pain" ???
The Twilight Zone??
You crack me up?
I have no idea but I am glad that I am not with you!!! :)
Dr. Frankenstein I presume!
Machete juggling contest
Behind the hedgerow again and you got too close when standing back up.
Well I don't think you're in Trelawnyd .... unless Gay Gordon has been taking the steroids again!! ;-)
You're in bed dreaming about a love bite you once got.
Bodies. The Exhibition.
You have a winner, google image search is amazing
You are right,Google image search is amazing but not as good as watching the ballet beamed live from Covent Garden to my local theatre on Wednesday evening!These live broadcasts are fantastic at a fraction of the price of a London ticket.
Researching a cure for chronic diarrhea? XOWWW
Lost or a&e possibly.
You just finished cleaning the loo, when your knee when out again and the dogs and cat decided to run after the mouse that was under the sofa !Another day in the life of John.cheers, parsnip
That was the first word to come to mind for me too!
Good grief that's a naked man!
Physiotherapy? Looks very 'ouch' to me! x
Just popping between the bathroom and the bedroom?
That was a good one!
Covent Garden is getting much more interesting than I remember ... Frankenstein (the ballet)
"I love comments and will now try very hard to reply to all of them x"Year five, and still no secretary.
The walking dead ...the musical
"Frankenstein" - Royal Opera House or a gay strip club in Soho calledd "The Abbatoir".
Thats Frankenstein the ballet. Had no idea it was being performed in Wales. Certainly havent dared bring it to Aberdeenshire.
I have heard you might be getting "Dr Finlay's Casebook" before this decade is out.
Should have turned left at Albuquerque!!!
said in a bugs bunny accent!
Conservative Central Office: a Vote Leave supporter recovers from a nasty attack by the Remain faction.
You're watching a demonstration of farts and new leg and bending positions from a geezer with a big love bite down his back
Looks like Dr Frankenstein stitched a stale fanny onto his right hip for a laugh too.
Oh yes it looks a bit rank doesn't it. Mind you, no fear of John going anywhere near it..
I think it's ten to five.
Anatomy refresher classes?
Freemasons entrance ritual?
modern ballet? in london? celebrating a friend's birthday?
Is it Nijinskys' grandson? If he could only turn around I would confirm it. Afternoon of a suture with dr. gene wilder. I doubt that I would be going to dinner after this showing.
Surgery or the morgue. That's where I would be if I tried that position!
Love all the original comments from your readers, they are a fun bunch.
At a Butoh dance performance. Lucky you.
The UK always has the nicest things.We got Hamilton.
You are where it's at. Naturally.
No idea where you were, but I do hope he washes all that blood off and puts some clothes on before he goes to catch the No 9 bus !
With a scar like that , it could only be the east end .....you're having lunch ' wiv Mr Abberline ' 👍
All I can say John is you certainly get about.
Without looking at the earlier comments, I'd say you were at that new Frankenstein ballet.
Have you been at the 'reduced items' corner in Waitrose? It gets pretty scary there at times!
IKEA... i know i'm right.
oooh thats fugly.. don't like that stuff at all!! sorryJo in Auckland, NZ
It was YOU John Gray having your COLONOSCOPY !!! xx What is my prize then !!!
Balançoire - Walking Dead Style.MisFifi
Inside my head! Get out! GET OUT!!!
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