The sedation didn't touch the sides
So I merrily watched the insides of my colon with a chatty, sweet natured
Filipino nurse who I told , I was a farmer.
I didn't want to say that I was a nurse,
Playing dumb can be sometimes very useful.
Thank you for all your best wishes and colon stories...I didn't know just how many
of you out there in blogland has had a camera up their arse!
By the end of the investigation, after bits and pieces were biopsied
the Filipino nurse asked me what I though of the video
" I'm cleaner on the inside than I usually am on the outside"
I told her