Sunday, 28 February 2016

Guinea Pig

The Prof has a new clay face pack treatment
I was " treated" to it this evening
Hey ho
I left it on too long
Now my face is as red as a baboon's arsehole

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  1. I know i look bloody lovely

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  2. Interesting camouflage effect! :)

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  3. oh my! the prof should leave your handsome face alone!

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  4. What is it about men, throwing instructions aside?
    Do you have some aloe?

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    1. To be fair he told me to leave it on for only 10 minutes but i was watching a decorating reaity show

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  5. I thought one - or all - of the dogs had sat on your face again.

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    1. It now feels as they, the sheep, and shelley winters has done

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    2. there is a double entendre in tom's comment...(hee hee hee)

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    3. AM ....TOM LIVES his life in a Carry on double entendre world

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    4. I can only see one entendre in my comment, but your imaginations seem to have added more. I'm more than willing to take the credit for it, whatever it was.

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    5. "sit on my face and tell me that you love me" - a month python tune.

      sorry, I may be 61.5, but I have the dirty mind of a 12 year old boy. and I am also on strong drugs for bronchitis, so I may be tripping a bit...

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  6. Did it pull your facial hair out when you peeled it off?
    Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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  7. Oh dear! Be kind to that skin!

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  8. Jesus, John!

    First you burn your bottom with bleach, now it's your face with a clay mask. I shudder to think of the accidents we DON'T hear about!

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    1. Welcome to my world...the proff said today that he had no idea i was so clumsy when he met m

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  9. Me
    I am having issues with ipad x

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  10. You look like you're in military camouflage. Sure you're not a member of the SAS?

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  11. LOL, I thought you were going hunting when I first saw the photo .. You look cute. crazy but cute. Did the dogs see you ? were they curious or did they notice ? I wish you would walk the dogs through town with that on your face then tell us about it ..
    besos.

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  12. But is it as soft as a new baby's behind?

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  13. Some zinc ointment on that will put you to rights.

    Please post pic.

    :)

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  14. What no special treatment for the beard ?
    Son has a special shampoo for his.

    cheers, parsnip

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  15. If you have an agricultural co-op nearby, buy yourself a large tub of Udder Cream. It's the best hand/face cream available, and reasonably priced (not that I've tried it!).

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  16. After my own little painful experiment with make up last week I'm wondering if cosmetics, cleansers and the like are the primary cause of skin inflammation. x

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  17. Well you have bleached your ass and I'm
    Sure it was redder than a baboon's ass. I'm just thankful that you are not into waxing ( I actually don't know this ) or manscaping. Imagine the shit you could get into with hot wax......

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  18. Thought you were all made up to audition for a bit part in your very favourite TV series....

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  19. You make my day, John! You always make me smile, thank you! Greetings Maria xx

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  20. yes I did like this I sometimes find it will be too drying for my Tru Belleza skin so I would use is a topical spa treatment I couldn't use it is just too much respect to and specially journal entry much minus really cold harsh weather so yeah I do you like bill I probably will repurchase because it is affected.

    http://renovocremefacts.com/tru-belleza/

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  21. So fetching .... in all your clayed up glory :-)

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  22. Burning both ends - - - you do seem to have sensitive skin.

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  23. I love those things, but I got tired of Jerry making fun of me whenever I used one, so I haven't tried it for many years. I know it may be a surprise to you, but quite often when the instructions say, "Do not leave on longer than 10 minutes," they usually mean do not leave on longer than 10 minutes. (Not that I ever listen.)

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  24. You could hide in the bushes and frighten people as they walk by! :)

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  25. Been there done that, just before a party, Hard to hide in a dark corner when your face is glowing scarlet and giving off the heat of the sun. I feel your pain hehe.

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  26. Looks like military camouflage☺

    XO
    WWW

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