Cat Puke

Just after midnight , and I am off to bed soon.
George , like I said lost a tooth today, and feels sorry for himself,
 Winnie is just finishing her season and is still " spotting" on the carpets
Mary is still leaving the odd pee stain in the cottage
And William backed into the bookcase the other night , and left 
a stool on my copy of Halliwells film guide...
2 minutes ago
 Albert has walked right up to the tv
Coughed loudly
And threw up BIG STYLE over the back and down the side of the sofa
I noted a rodent tail and a back leg in the offering


Dogs from all over the house arrived to eat the spoils
And I was left thinking my usual thought
" these animals will be the death of me" 
Hey ho

39 comments:

  1. We had just got to bed last night and heard the car retching...We got up, found the spot and cleaned. back to bed :)

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  2. Ahhh, I am reminded of the time the puppy left a little pile just inside the kitchen door and I went bouncing in first thing in the morning, stepped in it, slid and fell.

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  3. I am so glad that I only have cats and chickens to deal with now. But the other night I found what could only have been a squirrel fetus, still encased in its membranes, on my freshly washed kitchen floor. Perhaps the cats are too much?

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  4. -guess rodent doesn't digest well, eh?

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  5. Poor George.
    The Yoda used to leave me those half digested presents all of the time.

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  6. I should know better than to eat when I read your blog, John.

    And at the risk of repeating myself, will George be seeing a vet about his tooth. Teeth hurt like hell when they're being troublesome.

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  7. oh sweet mother of pearl! no wonder you get the "james bond eyebrow" from the prof!

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  8. What anne marie in philly said!

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  9. Oh the joys of pet ownership in all it's glory!

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  10. I say that nearly every day. And my husband will be the death of me if the animals don't kill me first.

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  11. That was definitely in the "Too Much Information" category! They certainly keep you on the go, don't they! I feel for George - is he dribbling too?

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  12. I often think the same thing about my gang but then what a bore life would be without them!
    Cheers

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  13. Cat 'spraying' is the worst; the stink can linger for months.

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    1. Vinegar and water to clean the area helps kill the smell, it also works on toddler wee when they miss the potty lol.

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  14. Oh Yuk! I was just thinking of an afternoon snack, but now I won't bother.

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  15. Well you pretty well covered the gamut of animal secretions or your animals did anyway ....

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  16. Ah, I've had three of the five cats retching for the past week or so. And Eddie, the Jack Russel, barfed in the garage next to Grant's chariot. I quickly mopped that up before he saw it! My d.i.l. picked up worm tablets from the vet yesterday and I'll dose all today. (not as easy as it sounds - Shadow and Ginger bit me in 2014 - Ginger latched onto my hand and as I walked away, Shadow attacked my calf. Seven bite and scratch wounds; I had treatment for six weeks. And anti rabies jabs. My animals will be the death of me too!

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  17. Anonymous7:32 am

    Eewww.... how the hell do you cope with this endless round of bodily secretions??

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  18. Your four-legged friends are clearly stubbornly resistant to the concept of "house trained".

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  19. Glad I had finished my breakfast before I read that! Our elderly cat doesn't go out anymore, but does manage to scatter bits of poo ( thankfully hard bits) on the landing, yards away from his littler tray. I think they must get stuck in his long hair!

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  20. I hope your day is less messy as it rolls on! :-)

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  21. Perhaps they do it because they know that you will clean it up.
    Once you get used to cat/dog stuff, human waste gets easier.

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  22. I long ago reached the conclusion that if I thought too much about what my dog ate on her travels round the fields I would never ever keep a dog. They will eat anything they fancy - the dirtier the better.

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  23. Aren't dogs great! I love it that they will clean up anything disgusting - even cat puke! you can't say that about any other pet.

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  24. I had to deal with a half eaten pheasant that I found behind a chair when I was clearing a dead mouse that was starting to smell and I had been looking at for three days. Then whilst at it I cleared a half eaten rodent from the living room carpet. If it hadn't been for the mouse starting to smell they would still have laid there and I doubt I would have found the pheasant for weeks. Doing this was the last thing I felt like under present circumstances.

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  25. After reading your post, I'm just so very grateful that the photo was so dark that I couldn't make out any detail; I feel that I wouldn't really want to study it.

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  26. I think you just need to buy a big bag of corks ...... ;-)

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  27. Hi ho the glamorous life. THIS is why people have staff!

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  28. You do seem to have major pet problems. My 2 cats don't do this. Sympathy.

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  29. There's a verse in the New Testament that says "the dog is returned to its vomit, and the sow to its mire"...didn't mention cat puke. You need to add a pig to make your menagerie complete.

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  30. I just started to read this post and then heard a puking noise in the hall...one of the cats just threw up....he was giving me a depiction of what I was reading.......

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  31. Cats never throw up discreetly. They put everything into it.

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    1. And always hit the carpet when the wood floor is mere inches away...

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  32. I do sympathize. My cats seem to throw up more on weekends perhaps because I try to sleep in a bit longer and then they gulp breakfast? One is so greedy she inhales her food and then loses it so I now feed her only a tablespoon at a time. We do our best for these beautiful furry creatures.

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  33. I do sympathize. My cats seem to throw up more on weekends perhaps because I try to sleep in a bit longer and then they gulp breakfast? One is so greedy she inhales her food and then loses it so I now feed her only a tablespoon at a time. We do our best for these beautiful furry creatures.

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  34. OH MY . . . spare the details!

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  35. I have three cats and I hear your pain, Maisie one of my cats has always been a bit of a puker, very yak thankfully the other two have stronger stomachs. I too have had the clean up pleasure this week.

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