Friday, 4 December 2015

The Slippers Of Sex ......RIP

I don't quite know what's been going on when I am at work
But The Prof's  " Slippers of Sex" seems to have been given a bit of a battering by Winnie recently.
I am not sure if Kit Hopkins can save them
She's a dirty old bitch
Winnie that is...not Kit Hopkins!

42 comments:

  1. Is Mary's behavior rubbing off?? Or does Winnie just need a little bit more TLC? ...and of course more treats on a dainty saucer :) Good luck with those sexy slippers. Does the Prof know they've been annihilated yet? Good luck with that one.

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  2. Oh 'tis a dark day in the blogosphere indeed.

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  3. well... we all know that bare toes are very sexy indeed.
    but winnie???
    are you totally sure it's winnie?
    maybe she's being framed by a puppy.
    she needs a good lawyer.

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    1. LOL ... A Doggie Lawyer, I have some names if you want a Yank...they are suitable for dogs and cats.

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    2. I thought Winnie had no teeth? One needs a weapon as well as a motive. I suspect Mary.

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    3. Winnie has a prehensile vagina

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    4. I suppose each of us has some sort of talent, if only we can experiment until we find it. Well done Winnie.

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    5. I suppose each of us has some sort of talent, if only we can experiment until we find it. Well done Winnie.

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  4. They are her Security Blanket. They smell like someone she loves, they are soft and chewable .. she can't suck her thumb so she chews his slippers. I think that is just so dear.

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  5. Maybe the Prof now ought to give Winnie his jock straps to chew on - or perhaps he still needs them.

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    1. bwhahahahahaha! you so B-A-D!

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    2. Not so, A.M. Haven't we ALL worn chewed up jock straps at some time or another? ;-)

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  6. To quote a line from my most recent theatre role: "It's all rather unsavoury..."

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  7. Oh dear, let' draw a veil over it all and just say she wants comfort.

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  8. Well, winter's coming, and a girl needs something to do during those long, long nights. Just sayin'

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    1. How many pairs of slippers have you got megs?

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  9. I suggest the slippers be given a decent burial and Winnie gets a cookie for her great fashion sense.

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  10. You wouldn't catch me putting MY feet back in those.

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  11. Oh, so glad you cleared that up! For a moment there, I thought you were referring to Kit.

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  12. A line from an old song comes to mind, "the object of my affection" no idea how that connects

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  14. I wear these Uggs styled slippers, suede with sheepskin lining. The cats try to climb inside ... I imagine them seeing my feet and yelling Mama !!

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  15. Does Ms Hopkins know you call them that??

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    1. It would put her into an early grave

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  16. Maybe a pair of these, John? =D

    https://www.pinterest.com/pin/164029611397690970/

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    1. Lol.. I'd hate to see where those pompoms would end up

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  17. No it's time to let them go, John. They're not exactly (dare we say it?) worthy of a man in The Prof's elevated position in life.

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    1. They are kinda cheesy (heh heh)!!

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  18. WE DEMAND ELEGANT SLIPPERS OF SEX FOR THE PROF!!!!!

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  19. Since you were at work, I feel I have to tell you that Winnie was framed. I suspect Mary knows more about that damage than she is telling...

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    1. I think you might be right .... Winnie was framed.

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    2. What about a protest - "Winnie was Framed" ?

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  20. Just popped in to say hello and I see it's a sad day!! So sorry about the SOS.....Slippers of Sex

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  21. I'm quite sure they could be repaired if the Prof really wanted them - That said - mayhap he would desire a sturdier pair, um, Winnie proof, if there is such a thing. (That wanton hussy!)

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  22. When these were mentioned previously, I asked you (seriously) to post the pattern for these slippers. You never did! If you had, someone in the blogosphere would be knitting replacements at this very moment.

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  23. Rest in peace, uh, pieces?

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  24. I'm a dirty old bitch, too.

    Love,
    Janie

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  25. I'm sure they can be recycled. Mittens of Sex maybe?

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  26. Winnie needs a comforter or a taggy blanket, or should that be a shaggy blanket....... I'll get my coat

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