Tuesday, 18 August 2015

A Post About Nothing

Forgive the second blog of the day....I've just stopped for coffee.....
It's a sunny day and I have one of my get-on-top of the shit heads on.
Windows cleaned, floors scrubbed..you know the drill
The front and back doors are opened and the breeze is airing the cottage like disinfectant.
I'm in the middle of making lentil dhal and the kitchen is devoid of animals.
It's afternoon and I know where they all are.
William is hiding away in his den under the bed in the spare room he has a passion for sleeping in the dark.
George is in his arm chair, waving his stubby legs in the air as he snores.
Albert, tired of killing things, is curled up on our eiderdown, dreaming his psychotic dreams
And Winnie, oh I know where Winnie is.....
The council workers are cutting the Churchyard grass
And she is standing at the front gate
Blowing kisses as them as they pass.
What a slag.

30 comments:

  1. Or a sweetie depending upon your point of view.

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  2. She's a love :-)

    There;'s nothing like the smell of fresh air blowing through the house is there, it beats synthetic air fresheners any day.

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  3. Geez! Your 'nothing' is something!

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  4. I don't think Winnie is blowing kisses at the council workers. I think she's at the gate saying, "Help! I am trapped in here with a lunatic who thinks he's Dr Doolittle!"

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    1. Believe me..she'd wiggle her fanny if it worked too

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  5. Sounds like a delightful afternoon, for a nap.

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  6. Busy doing nothing; that's the best type of 'busy'.

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  7. how nice you can open the windows and let in the breeze! here it will be almost 100 F, so the air conditioner is running full tilt boogie!

    bless the little animals; a nap would be wonderful right about now, but my boss frowns on naps on worktime.

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    1. Ive wrapped your package!

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  8. I love days like that.

    It's a gift, you know, being able to write a piece about "nothing" that is so very readable and brings other people happiness. I'm so glad you blog.

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  9. If I were a dog, I would like to be Winnie. She has a very pert bottom.

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  10. What a friendly girl Winnie is !

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  11. Oh how sweet. You're a good guy: I always know where all my animals are at any time of the day, too. I have a cutesy post (video) on today if you have time to check. Oh, and can I come for lentil dahl??? Yum!

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  12. Sounds like the perfect day.
    Jean-Paul
    itsmyhusbandandme.wordpress.com

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  13. ... God's in his heaven etc.

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  14. It has rained here all day, non stop.

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  15. You have a real talent and brightening up my day
    Thank you xx

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  16. I had a day like that, but sadly without the animal companions! I did watch a cat and a squirrel having a shouting match in the garden this morning though!!

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  17. What a wonderful picture you just painted with your words!

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  18. I'm wore out just reading your words, did you wear a pinny ?
    Winnie the socialite of Trelawnyd, she loves her people ....
    ~Jo

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  19. I don;t know why, but I think it is hilarious that you called Winnie a slag. I want to see her in stockings and stilettos, walking back and forth, calling out to the council workers.

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    1. I'll video her with the " slippers of sex" that will shock you

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  20. Oh I do like Winnie. I would succumb to her charm in about one second. Sweet photo.

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