Tuesday, 2 June 2015

Flower Show News...more tits please Rachel

I won't go into details but the Flower Show Committee has agreed on the following new changes to our 43 rd Show

  • The Official Opener of the Show has now been chosen given the fact that the vicar has declined the job! After an unanimous vote ( with me abstaining) it has been agreed that Professor Burton will be opening the Show this year. I skyped The Prof with the news informing him that he can sit at his own table with cakes and tea all afternoon......unsurprisingly he has agreed
  • We are having sandwiches in addition to cakes for refreshments! ( it took 30 minutes to discuss this!)
  • Committee Member Terry has challenged me to a " cook off" in the quiche, boiled fruit cake, bread loaf and novelty vegetable classes!....he is still smarting because I whoooped his arse last year.
  • At Auntie Glad's insistence she WILL be having her stall and raffle this year!
  • It was UNANIMOUSLY agreed that the BLOGGER PHOTO COMPETITION FOR BEST NOVELTY VEGETABLE be run again this year as it was so popular in the last show.


  • Rachel's award winning tits from last year's show

    See link

42 comments:

  1. What does one say? Nice tits


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    ALOHA from Honolulu,
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  2. I can't believe those tits only got 2nd prize. What a travesty of justice! Those are clearly 1st place tits!

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    1. Rachel will be tickled with that statement xx

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    2. Thank you Debra. I was admiring them only this morning.

      There were lots of other superb entries last year, all amazing.

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  3. my tits look just like that! ;-)

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    1. Send me an email photo...i'll be the judge

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  4. Nice tits Rachel !

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  5. Nice 'set' alright!

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    1. What do you know... You're gay x

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    2. HEY YOU! Before I knew I was, I DID have a life!! lol

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  6. It sounds as though your meetings run along the lines of Dibley Parish Council - the way all the best meetings run of course!!! I hope that you have cake and tea at your meetings!!! I read back about the veggie competition as I am sure that I was following your blog them - not commenting? - anyway, it looks as though it was hilarious, so let us know when entries are open!!

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    1. Send your entry asap
      To jgsheffield@hotmail.co.uk

      Good luck x

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  7. I missed out on all this. So what a the rules for this?

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    1. Gill just send your photo via email to me of your fruit or veg ( which has an individual sense of something interesting)
      And i will enter it in the show

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  8. Ummmmm wait a second I have to lift mine up from somewhere around my knees !
    I adored her entry.

    cheers, parsnip

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  9. It sounds like you all got a lot accomplished!

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  10. My tits might be larger than those, but that's bad. They get in the way of other things that want to grow.

    Love,
    Janie

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  11. Those tits are impressive.

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  12. I appreciate the early warning about the blogger competition, as my garden has just started (slowly) giving up the goods. Also, I got me a brand spanking new phone Sunday with a great camera and need something inspiring to point it at!

    Also, belated happy birthday wishes. I've asked Winnie to give you a big wet one on the lips; please let me know if you received it. XOXO

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  13. This just looks like the most gorgeous fun! And hard work too!

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  14. Yay for the novelty veg competition!

    And yay for the Professor!

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  15. It's been quite a while since I stopped by, and here you are showing award-winning novelty vegetables that look like female body parts.(Really cool-looking, actually!) But I trust somebody entered willy peppers, too, eh?

    I hope you kick committee member Terry's arse again this year. :)

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    1. Tom entered a carrot willy! Hahaha.

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  16. Hmmmm. Looks like some 'oral stimulation' might have been applied to these specimens before they were judged - and methinks that was cheating.

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  17. Just the reason that I need to go "up North", the prof opening the show. Be sure to publish the date in good time.

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  18. What rattled the Vicar to abstain this year ? Rachels' tits ? !

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    1. The thought of the Turkey chasing him?

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  19. Just let me drag out that HUMONGOUS horseradish root.....

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  20. I love item two John - sounds just like meetings round here. I hope they choose you to give the vote of thanks to the Prof!

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  21. Flower Show popularity and attendance could be boosted with the introduction of new and exciting attractions such as some stocks for punishing local teenagers, a best marijuana plant prize, mud wrestling for Bangor professors, ferret racing, tadpole sexing, a beer tent and musical accompaniment from Confession Box - Rhyl's famous punk band.

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  22. Novelty veg photo? I'll start thinking of something creative.

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  23. I shall have to put my thinking cap on....what is the dead line?

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  24. So it's all go in Trelawnyd ! Sounds exciting.

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  25. After viewing last years 1st & 2nd I'm not sure anyone could top them, I shall be viewing my veg patch eagerly as the time approaches. x

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  26. My next entry will be "my flat-chested cousin" and I am currently sourcing a red currant and some peas.

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    1. That made me sprakle my tea when I read that Rachel!!! That's when you are having a cuppa and you laugh at the same time . Tends to be a bit messy......

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  27. The entries last year were amazingly creative and fun to see. I await with 'bated breath for this year's offers.

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  28. 30 minutes to discuss sandwiches!! Why .... you simply say "who wants butties at the show" all hands shoot up and the motion is carried.... well I my world it would be, butties are sooooo much better than cake :-)

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